Jake The Muss Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 What with the planet X bollocks that is circulating (pardon the pun) at the moment, was reading about cuntbreeds who believe the earth is flat and NASA have been faking pictures from space and that antarctica is surrounded by a great ice wall. Too many episodes of game of thrones is what they have been watching, well all i can say to these spastic heads is please explain the different time zones around the world and how i can speak to someone through a webcam at night and is still light where they are. Oh i get it, what i'm experiencing is mind control and i'm not really experiencing that at all. it's all one big cunt driven matrix pile of nothing cuntishness. Honestly there are some fucking clowns out there but these cuntbrains take the royal urine. here is a tip for these anorak bedwetters. Centuries ago we thought the earth was flat but then we discovered is was actually a globe we live on, now how did we discover this, well very simple...we travelled round it, not off the fucking edge or bang into a game of cunts ice wall but round the surface..CASE CLOSED !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Have you ever been to Lincolnshire? All im saying is, It nearly swayed it for me. Anyhow, and I feel a bit of a Baws now, it's actually an oblique spheroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Nice to see you back 7's. These cunts you speak of might well be the new cunts that have infiltrated the corner. That aside, have you got a link to the website of these cuntbreeds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 On their website it boasts "The flat earth society now has millions of members around the globe" Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Fender777 said: What with the planet X bollocks that is circulating (pardon the pun) at the moment, was reading about cuntbreeds who believe the earth is flat and NASA have been faking pictures from space and that antarctica is surrounded by a great ice wall. Too many episodes of game of thrones is what they have been watching, well all i can say to these spastic heads is please explain the different time zones around the world and how i can speak to someone through a webcam at night and is still light where they are. Oh i get it, what i'm experiencing is mind control and i'm not really experiencing that at all. it's all one big cunt driven matrix pile of nothing cuntishness. Honestly there are some fucking clowns out there but these cuntbrains take the royal urine. here is a tip for these anorak bedwetters. Centuries ago we thought the earth was flat but then we discovered is was actually a globe we live on, now how did we discover this, well very simple...we travelled round it, not off the fucking edge or bang into a game of cunts ice wall but round the surface..CASE CLOSED !! I've encountered this turds before, MC claw hammer. Basically too much time on their hands and the internet. Luckily very few of these cunts will breed or even interact with other humans in the real world. Brother snatch could be right about the recent influx of flids. I think decs will probably have something to say about the flat earth society as well all know the world ends just outside stowmarket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Fender777 said: What with the planet X bollocks that is circulating... Now now, 7's, I thought it had been agreed that I do the astronomy jokes around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Anyhow, and I feel a bit of a Baws now, it's actually an oblique spheroid. That would be an oblate spheroid. Oblate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That would be an oblate spheroid. Oblate. Don't talk spheroids, baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: What with the planet X bollocks that is circulating (pardon the pun) at the moment, was reading about cuntbreeds who believe the earth is flat and NASA have been faking pictures from space and that antarctica is surrounded by a great ice wall. Too many episodes of game of thrones is what they have been watching, well all i can say to these spastic heads is please explain the different time zones around the world and how i can speak to someone through a webcam at night and is still light where they are. Oh i get it, what i'm experiencing is mind control and i'm not really experiencing that at all. it's all one big cunt driven matrix pile of nothing cuntishness. Honestly there are some fucking clowns out there but these cuntbrains take the royal urine. here is a tip for these anorak bedwetters. Centuries ago we thought the earth was flat but then we discovered is was actually a globe we live on, now how did we discover this, well very simple...we travelled round it, not off the fucking edge or bang into a game of cunts ice wall but round the surface..CASE CLOSED !! The ancients knew the Earth was a globe. It was the idiocy of early Christians that replaced that knowledge with the flat earth shit. I bet a lot of them are creationist bellends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I bet a lot of them are creationist bellends. I sometimes create mayhem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: What with the planet X bollocks that is circulating (pardon the pun) at the moment, was reading about cuntbreeds who believe the earth is flat and NASA have been faking pictures from space and that antarctica is surrounded by a great ice wall. Too many episodes of game of thrones is what they have been watching, well all i can say to these spastic heads is please explain the different time zones around the world and how i can speak to someone through a webcam at night and is still light where they are. Oh i get it, what i'm experiencing is mind control and i'm not really experiencing that at all. it's all one big cunt driven matrix pile of nothing cuntishness. Honestly there are some fucking clowns out there but these cuntbrains take the royal urine. here is a tip for these anorak bedwetters. Centuries ago we thought the earth was flat but then we discovered is was actually a globe we live on, now how did we discover this, well very simple...we travelled round it, not off the fucking edge or bang into a game of cunts ice wall but round the surface..CASE CLOSED !! I always thought the earth was flat but I bumped into Neil Armstrong in a pub years ago and he told me that the earth was round because he flew round it before the journey to the moon. I'm glad I'm not gullible and get taken in by a load of bollocks. I didn't know Neil Armstrong was from Barnsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I always thought the earth was flat but I bumped into Neil Armstrong in a pub years ago and he told me that the earth was round because he flew round it before the journey to the moon. I'm glad I'm not gullible and get taken in by a load of bollocks. I didn't know Neil Armstrong was from Barnsley. My sister is from Barnsley. No further comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Fender777 said: Centuries ago we thought the earth was flat but then we discovered is was actually a globe we live on, now how did we discover this, well very simple...we travelled round it, not off the fucking edge or bang into a game of cunts ice wall but round the surface..CASE CLOSED !! Do you want any of my snaps from Malaysia to help prove your argument? We can compare the exif data to the position of the sun or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I always thought the earth was flat but I bumped into Neil Armstrong in a pub years ago and he told me that the earth was round because he flew round it before the journey to the moon. I'm glad I'm not gullible and get taken in by a load of bollocks. I didn't know Neil Armstrong was from Barnsley. Is there a guy works down your chip shop swears he's Elvis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That would be an oblate spheroid. Oblate. I did say 'bit of' and therefore obligated to not get it completely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: My sister is from Barnsley. No further comment. Are you Neil Armstrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is there a guy works down your chip shop swears he's Elvis? There was actually. He was Greek and he used to (swear this is true) go "A haha oopa". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is there a guy works down your chip shop swears he's Elvis? Kirsty is in a better position to check on elvis presleys condition for herself now eric. Daft cow shouldn't have gone powerboating should she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, scotty said: Kirsty is in a better position to check on elvis presleys condition for herself now eric. Daft cow shouldn't have gone powerboating should she. It's easy with hindsight. If Rod Hull had his time again, I'm sure he wouldn't have agreed to do the commercial for 'Ariel' and 'Bounce'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's easy with hindsight. If Rod Hull had his time again, I'm sure he wouldn't have agreed to do the commercial for 'Ariel' and 'Bounce'. Was that the advert where the backing track was "Up On the Roof"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, scotty said: Was that the advert where the backing track was "Up On the Roof"? Could've been free falling by Tom Petty. I know one thing though. Russell Harty was in heaven, looking down and absolutely fucking pissing himself. I wonder if, on hearing the thud, Rods' kids started dancing round the living room, chanting, "there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 hour ago, scotty said: Kirsty is in a better position to check on elvis presleys condition for herself now eric. Daft cow shouldn't have gone powerboating should she. She didn't. She went swimming and some daft cunt smacked into her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She didn't. She went swimming and some daft cunt smacked into her. As long as we're being pedantic, she went scuba diving and some daft cunt sliced her apart with his propeller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, scotty said: As long as we're being pedantic, she went scuba diving and some daft cunt sliced her apart with his propeller. She was pretty cut up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, scotty said: As long as we're being pedantic, she went scuba diving and some daft cunt sliced her apart with his propeller. Same thing. Some cunt said that her favourite band was The Propellerheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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