Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 I have to perform this civil duty shortly in Manchester having done it previously 15 years ago.l elected myself jury foreman on the last occasion as all the other jurors were like a collection of mongs from "One flew over the cuckoos nest". I directed all the jurors to find the defendant not guilty as his crime was trivial (Guity as fuck).He was aquitted.....but he was a public schoolboy........You have to look after your own don't you ?..... The Judge seemed amused...... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I have to perform this civil duty shortly in Manchester having done it previously 15 years ago.l elected myself jury foreman on the last occasion as all the other jurors were like a collection of mongs from "One flew over the cuckoos nest". I directed all the jurors to find the defendant not guilty as his crime was trivial and he was a public schoolboy........You have to look after your own..... The Judge seemed amused...... lol. Fuck off. Reported to the Greater Manchester Police and Manky .. you will be in gaol by Monday aternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I have to perform this civil duty shortly in Manchester having done it previously 15 years ago.l elected myself jury foreman on the last occasion as all the other jurors were like a collection of mongs from "One flew over the cuckoos nest". I directed all the jurors to find the defendant not guilty as his crime was trivial (Guity as fuck).He was aquitted.....but he was a public schoolboy........You have to look after your own don't you ?..... The Judge seemed amused...... lol. Fuck off. A pervert who perverted the course of justice. Fucking wanker. I suspect you secretly want to be prosecuted for this crime, so as to get unlimited cock in jail. Fucking pervert. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Ape said: A pervert who perverted the course of justice. Fucking wanker. I suspect you secretly want to be prosecuted for this crime, so as to get unlimited cock in jail. Fucking pervert. lol. Fuck off. I shall take the case with an open mind then apply all my prejudices.....God help the accused if they bat for the wrong side or are from the wrong side of the fence....... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Again, guilty of thieving a subject matter from the same party, i.e. me. Keep your hands off my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I shall take the case with an open mind then apply all my prejudices.....God help the accused if they bat for the wrong side or are from the wrong side of the fence....... lol. Fuck off. If the case is of money procured by poofery,cock and bum tricks then you can't sit on the jury. It's not allowed when you know the accused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: If the case is of money procured by poofery,cock and bum tricks then you can't sit on the jury. It's not allowed when you know the accused. If I knew the accused and they made it "worth my while" I'd..... "see what I could do". Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: If I knew the accused and they made it "worth my while" I'd..... "see what I could do". Lol. Fuck off. You mean you'd find them not guilty for a lifetime of cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 If Ape was on jury service the Judge would remove him on grounds of spasticity.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, The Beast said: That episode was a classic. Black guy spliffing up in the jury room and Indian woman not understanding cockney rhyming slang. I remember the Chinese man and his confusious quotes, "The man with no shoes, should weep for the man with no feet". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That episode was a classic. Black guy spliffing up in the jury room and Indian woman not understanding cockney rhyming slang. I remember the Chinese man and his confusious quotes, "The man with no shoes, should weep for the man with no feet". I bet you've been in court for dropping your knickers in Shepherd's Bush....... Lol. Slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 I do hope this is a ploy or ruse to trick old Punker's to surrender and get the prison beatings he so deserves! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Again, guilty of thieving a subject matter from the same party, i.e. me. Keep your hands off my shit. Fuck off cuntwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Fuck off cuntwipe. Silence, moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Oddly enough, Minshull Street Crown Court is situated right at the end of Canal Street. Punkers will be ideally located for his faggotry breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 18 hours ago, Punkape said: If Ape was on jury service the Judge would remove him on grounds of spasticity.... lol. Silence, moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 18 hours ago, Punkape said: If Ape was on jury service the Judge would remove him on grounds of spasticity.... lol. If Ape was on jury service you would be guilty as charged .. NUMPTY lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That episode was a classic. Black guy spliffing up in the jury room and Indian woman not understanding cockney rhyming slang. I remember the Chinese man and his confusious quotes, "The man with no shoes, should weep for the man with no feet". And also on the jury.......Jim Branning off Eastfackin'enders, and Cassandra off Rodney Trotter's anorexic face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 20 hours ago, Ape said: A pervert who perverted the course of justice. Fucking wanker. I suspect you secretly want to be prosecuted for this crime, so as to get unlimited cock in jail. Fucking pervert. lol. Fuck off. I vote we hold off on his conviction until the next time Bill Turd Dunker Stickers is behind bars so he has some company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 22 hours ago, Punkape said: I have to perform this civil duty shortly in Manchester having done it previously 15 years ago.l elected myself jury foreman on the last occasion as all the other jurors were like a collection of mongs from "One flew over the cuckoos nest". I directed all the jurors to find the defendant not guilty as his crime was trivial (Guity as fuck).He was aquitted.....but he was a public schoolboy........You have to look after your own don't you ?..... The Judge seemed amused...... lol. Fuck off. If this is anything like a civil partnership, you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 22 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Reported to the Greater Manchester Police and Manky .. you will be in gaol by Monday aternoon. Pen, just out of curiosity, but are you American as well as being a total fucking spaz? The learned and we'll educated folk of the UK spell jail correctly. (please see my avatar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Pen, just out of curiosity, but are you American as well as being a total fucking spaz? The learned and we'll educated folk of the UK spell jail correctly. (please see my avatar) As has been oft mentioned before,google is your friend. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gaol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 On 26/09/2017 at 9:18 PM, Punkape said: The Judge seemed amused...... How about the queer judge..... He was going to try himself, but he couldn't get round to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, The Beast said: How about the queer judge..... He was going to try himself, but he couldn't get round to it. Proper there's some new cunt on here that I've been instructed to dispose of. With your authorisation, I'd like to highlight the flippancy of his family members. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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