Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Beast said: How about the queer judge..... He was going to try himself, but he couldn't get round to it. Grrrrrroooaaaaannnnn! Haven't heard that one since 1979. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Proper there's some new cunt on here that I've been instructed to dispose of. With your authorisation, I'd like to highlight the flippancy of his family members. Slow down old chap. Only fools rush in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Beast said: Slow down old chap. Only fools rush in.. Sure. Can I have a little tap on Mrs P? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Sure. Can I have a little tap on Mrs P? Had to put Ming back in the freezer then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I vote we hold off on his conviction until the next time Bill Turd Dunker Stickers is behind bars so he has some company. Bill? Wake up, dopey fuck. This slag is mugging you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Sure. Can I have a little tap on Mrs P? You'll have to ask her, Frank. She left, with all the kids. She took all the ready meals with her, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I vote we hold off on his conviction until the next time Bill Turd Dunker Stickers is behind bars so he has some company. I didn't realise this is the CPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 36 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Had to put Ming back in the freezer then? Next of the road kill Alsatian he regularly defrosts and fucks rotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't realise this is the CPS. Did you have a good night in Shepherds Bush. ????? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: You'll have to ask her, Frank. She left, with all the kids. She took all the ready meals with her, too. You're a lovely man, proper.. that's been quite evident over the years. You graft and graft like some sort of idiot, providing for all those ungrateful cunts.. and them strangers too. Then suddenly you turn around one day and what have you got? You've got a jowly old wiry-haired wife that you no longer recognise, who no longer cooks, uses a Kentucky Klondike Bar for pleasure, and houses a bare fridge. Look at Olivia and wonder where the fuck its all gone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Did you have a good night in Shepherds Bush. ????? lol. What the fuck do you keep going on about? You really are a cock noshing gobshite of the lowest order aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Snatch said: As has been oft mentioned before,google is your friend. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gaol I bet you think The Wizard of Oz is an autobiography too. Well, "tis written on yonder Internet - it must be true" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I bet you think The Wizard of Oz is an autobiography too. Well, "tis written on yonder Internet - it must be true" Then log into Wikipedia and edit their obvious mistake if your so sure of the words origins. Or stop crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Frank said: You're a lovely man, proper.. that's been quite evident over the years. You graft and graft like some sort of idiot, providing for all those ungrateful cunts.. and them strangers too. Then suddenly you turn around one day and what have you got? You've got a jowly old wiry-haired wife that you no longer recognise, who no longer cooks, uses a Kentucky Klondike Bar for pleasure, and houses a bare fridge. Look at Olivia and wonder where the fuck its all gone.. Time is indeed a cruel mistress. Not to worry Frank, despite your repeated averments about your premature demise from the big C, only the good die young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 @Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 10 hours ago, Frank said: You're a lovely man, proper.. that's been quite evident over the years. You graft and graft like some sort of idiot, providing for all those ungrateful cunts.. and them strangers too. Then suddenly you turn around one day and what have you got? You've got a jowly old wiry-haired wife that you no longer recognise, who no longer cooks, uses a Kentucky Klondike Bar for pleasure, and houses a bare fridge. Look at Olivia and wonder where the fuck its all gone.. Grim outlook fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Grim outlook fucking cunt. Quince, when I look at this woman, I think of you. Why is that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Quince, when I look at this woman, I think of you. Why is that? My high, womanly voice and my shiny, satin attire. Whats your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: My high, womanly voice and my shiny, satin attire. Whats your point? Think. You have until midnight.. at which time you might find it best to pack this all in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 40 minutes ago, Frank said: Think. You have until midnight.. at which time you might find it best to pack this all in. No, sorry. I don't know who any of these cunts are, of what they might mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No, sorry. I don't know who any of these cunts are, of what they might mean. If it helps 'ole Rastus Caernarfon Coldsmoke died today in his sleep and was quickly cremated. He nodded off, was blasted in the face with a home made 12 gauge, dragged outside and set alight. The Fire Brigade put him out 2 hours ago. R.I.P. Rastus Gone up in smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: If it helps 'ole Rastus Caernarfon Coldsmoke died today in his sleep and was quickly cremated. He nodded off, was blasted in the face with a home made 12 gauge, dragged outside and set alight. The Fire Brigade put him out 2 hours ago. R.I.P. Rastus Gone up in smoke. Faking your own death has been done by Frank not that long ago. It too was a load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Snatch said: Faking your own death has been done by Frank not that long ago. It too was a load of bollocks. You are probably always right. Not this time... Rick's lovely this time of year...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 5 hours ago, Frank said: Quince, when I look at this woman, I think of you. Why is that? I didn't know Karren Brady did some singing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Frank said: Quince, when I look at this woman, I think of you. Why is that? Just what we need, a female Bee Gee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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