Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 I see one of the grubby cast from the tedious Coronation Street soap has kharked it.Why are obituaries such as these printed ! It's a disgrace. Most of the casts of these appalling soaps are multiple marriage/gay alcoholic fuckwits. .Programmes such as these subvert the morality of the people with perverted plot lines and tawdriness in family lives becoming the status quo.Deceit, dishonesty and exploitation are celebrated. The entire cast, producers, script writers and set workers should be sacked and imprisoned. All past episodes and archives should be incinerated. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: I see one of the grubby cast from the tedious Coronation Street soap has kharked it.Why are obituaries such as these printed ! It's a disgrace. Most of the casts of these appalling soaps are multiple marriage/gay alcoholic fuckwits. .Programmes such as these subvert the morality of the people with perverted plot lines and tawdriness in family lives becoming the status quo.Deceit, dishonesty and exploitation are celebrated. The entire cast, producers, script writers and set workers should be sacked and imprisoned. All past episodes and archives should be incinerated. Fuck off. You are Dennis Tanner and I claim my half crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: You are Dennis Tanner and I claim my half crown. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off. That is exactly what Dennis would have said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Coronation Street is totally unrealistic. Even Roy spends more time in the pub than I do, and I'm a seasoned alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Clocked an episode of 'Eastenders' the other day (the wife lives and dies by this cathode ray bollocks) and, without a word of a lie, they had a scene where the regulars were crowded round the pub piano singing 'The Lambeth Walk'. Now there's suspension of disbelief (Exhibit A: Phil Mitchell as sexually desirable entity) necessary to immerse oneself in a drama - and there's this 'not even in a parallel universe', beyond-cliché offal. Where's the Millwall fans espousing White Power epithets and Khat-chewing Somalian refugees leaving rucksacks in a quiet corner of the Queen Vic? There's some fucking reality for you, rather than this 'sub-Ray Winstone chim-chimmineeing' cartoon fuckwittery. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Coronation Street is totally unrealistic. Even Roy spends more time in the pub than I do, and I'm a seasoned alcoholic. What do think he carries around in his manbag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: What do think he carries around in his manbag? Manstuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: What do think he carries around in his manbag? Including, Haley's mummified cock, in an bound ermine and diamond cigar case emblazoned with the phrase "Go on, shove it up me shitter Roy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Coronation Street is totally unrealistic. Even Roy spends more time in the pub than I do, and I'm a seasoned alcoholic. We all know that alckies are never in pubs. They're usually found on park benches, back seat of their car or lying on someone's grave in a churchyard. Usually regaling the world of their woes, yelling that it's some other cunts fault for their slide into the abyss, with vomit over their shirt/dress and usually sitting in a puddle of cooling piss. God, those were the days😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Jiggerycock said: Clocked an episode of 'Eastenders' the other day (the wife lives and dies by this cathode ray bollocks) and, without a word of a lie, they had a scene where the regulars were crowded round the pub piano singing 'The Lambeth Walk'. Now there's suspension of disbelief (Exhibit A: Phil Mitchell as sexually desirable entity) necessary to immerse oneself in a drama - and there's this 'not even in a parallel universe', beyond-cliché offal. Where's the Millwall fans espousing White Power epithets and Khat-chewing Somalian refugees leaving rucksacks in a quiet corner of the Queen Vic? There's some fucking reality for you, rather than this 'sub-Ray Winstone chim-chimmineeing' cartoon fuckwittery. Have you noticed every cunt seems to work on the square, and when a job is available, such as market inspector, it's advertised in the window of the mini mart and whoever wants it, gets it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Most of the casts of these appalling soaps are multiple marriage/gay alcoholic fuckwits. .Programmes such as these subvert the morality of the people with perverted plot lines and tawdriness in family lives becoming the status quo.Deceit, dishonesty and exploitation are celebrated. They should keep it as it is and rename it The Catholic Church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Clocked an episode of 'Eastenders' the other day (the wife lives and dies by this cathode ray bollocks) and, without a word of a lie, they had a scene where the regulars were crowded round the pub piano singing 'The Lambeth Walk'. Now there's suspension of disbelief (Exhibit A: Phil Mitchell as sexually desirable entity) necessary to immerse oneself in a drama - and there's this 'not even in a parallel universe', beyond-cliché offal. Where's the Millwall fans espousing White Power epithets and Khat-chewing Somalian refugees leaving rucksacks in a quiet corner of the Queen Vic? There's some fucking reality for you, rather than this 'sub-Ray Winstone chim-chimmineeing' cartoon fuckwittery. Count yourself lucky you never saw "Take The High Road". Imagine Emmerdale Farm crossed with Dixon of Dock Green, set in the Gorbals during the machete wars of the late '60s, only with far more sheep. Avatar's planet Pandora was more realistic than that fucking drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Clocked an episode of 'Eastenders' the other day (the wife lives and dies by this cathode ray bollocks) and, without a word of a lie, they had a scene where the regulars were crowded round the pub piano singing 'The Lambeth Walk'. Now there's suspension of disbelief (Exhibit A: Phil Mitchell as sexually desirable entity) necessary to immerse oneself in a drama - and there's this 'not even in a parallel universe', beyond-cliché offal. Where's the Millwall fans espousing White Power epithets and Khat-chewing Somalian refugees leaving rucksacks in a quiet corner of the Queen Vic? There's some fucking reality for you, rather than this 'sub-Ray Winstone chim-chimmineeing' cartoon fuckwittery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, flange filer said: You can say that again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Count yourself lucky you never saw "Take The High Road". Imagine Emmerdale Farm crossed with Dixon of Dock Green, set in the Gorbals during the machete wars of the late '60s, only with far more sheep. Avatar's planet Pandora was more realistic than that fucking drivel. "Castle Haven" that was so true to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I see one of the grubby cast from the tedious Coronation Street soap has kharked it.Why are obituaries such as these printed ! It's a disgrace. Most of the casts of these appalling soaps are multiple marriage/gay alcoholic fuckwits. .Programmes such as these subvert the morality of the people with perverted plot lines and tawdriness in family lives becoming the status quo.Deceit, dishonesty and exploitation are celebrated. The entire cast, producers, script writers and set workers should be sacked and imprisoned. All past episodes and archives should be incinerated. Fuck off. This is quite awful. Is this what happens on the occasion you do not steal my shit? Odious little urchin. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 28 minutes ago, flange filer said: hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... Flan filler, abandon the hope, it's unrealistic. Hello and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 35 minutes ago, flange filer said: As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... Fuck off. Welcome to The Corner. Fuck off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Fanny Flinger, if you want to be taken seriously here you will have to get yourself an avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, flange filer said: 1 hour ago, flange filer said: As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... I prefer your first post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, flange filer said: As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... What are your thoughts on Emergency Ward 10 .. I thought that Lester Large was ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, flange filer said: As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... Do you want to meet me on the seafront at Sidmouth in half an hour? .. I will be easy to spot as I will have my Rottweiler Fast Eddy with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 If Coronation Street was a real street in this neck of the woods, the current residents would have all fucked off to greener pastures. The street would now have all the doors painted lime green or purple and the windows covered by grotty net curtains. The Cabin would be a halal butcher and there would be a Sari shop, two Kebab shops and a dodgy back street mobile phone shop where you get electronic consumer goods chipped. Both sides of the street would be nose to tail private hire cars and The Rovers would be a Citizen Advice Bureau. If you don't believe me, come and have a look at our old terraced streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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