Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Ok, let’s hear your definition of the word ‘filing’ and how it relates to what’s [sic] flange is. Careful Ape. We don't know what's he may do next. And his username obviously means that he likes to remove casting burrs from pipe flanges using a rasp or a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, flange filer said: Fuck off old timer, who made you God... Over inflated ego from a gimp who's been on here too long. Put your ball gag back in and shut the fuck up. I'm the star of this show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Careful Ape. We don't know what's he may do next. And his username obviously means that he likes to remove casting burrs from pipe flanges using a rasp or a bastard. Why are these files called 'bastard'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 36 minutes ago, flange filer said: The spelling is fine and no, I don't work in a prison.. If you had any idea what's flange was you cretin, you would be aware that it requires filing.. Like the thought of a rack of minge to choose from though.. Isn't there a place called Flange somewhere in Little Britain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Ok, let’s hear your definition of the word ‘filing’ and how it relates to what’s [sic] flange is. In engineering terms a file is used for filing a metal object ( flange in this case)... which is used in various ways to transmit sonar, radar, wifi or gps signals in satellites, missiles etc.. Probably way above any limited understanding you may have of manual work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm the star of this show. Buck your ideas up then, shambling about mumbling about being the star is less than entertaining. What do you fucking intend to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why are these files called 'bastard'? Because metalworking files used to be 3 standard grades: coarse, medium and fine. Then they came up with one in between coarse and medium, so they called it 'bastard' as it wasn't a pure grading of cut. You asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Buck your ideas up then, shambling about mumbling about being the star is less than entertaining. What do you fucking intend to do? Yes, please tell us Frank, been reading your shit for days. Dillusions of grandure cloud you fuzzy fucked up mind old boy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, flange filer said: In engineering terms a file is used for filing a metal object ( flange in this case)... which is used in various ways to transmit sonar, radar, wifi or gps signals in satellites, missiles etc.. Probably way above any limited understanding you may have of manual work. The flange doesn't transmit anything, it's merely the term used to describe the joint or junction of 2 or more conduits. It existed in water and sewage pipes long before waveguides. Get your fucking facts straight or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, flange filer said: In engineering terms a file is used for filing a metal object ( flange in this case)... which is used in various ways to transmit sonar, radar, wifi or gps signals in satellites, missiles etc.. Probably way above any limited understanding you may have of manual work. A pathetic back pedalling attempt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: The flange doesn't transmit anything, it's merely the term used to describe the joint or junction of 2 or more conduits. It existed in water and sewage pipes long before waveguides. Google/ wiki cunt... Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, flange filer said: Yes, please tell us Frank, been reading your shit for days. Dillusions of grandure cloud you fuzzy fucked up mind old boy.. @Frank - you need to deal with this cunt, and deal with him swiftly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Buck your ideas up then, shambling about mumbling about being the star is less than entertaining. What do you fucking intend to do? I'll come in sideways with a double deck and a Kentucky Klondike Bar. If that fails, I already have his IP and know exactly where he lives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 33 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm giving you half an hour to prove yourself. Weak shit like this and you're gone. Understood? 20 minutes ago, flange filer said: Fuck off old timer, who made you God... Over inflated ego from a gimp who's been on here too long. Put your ball gag back in and shut the fuck up. He's got a point Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Ape said: @Frank - you need to deal with this cunt, and deal with him swiftly. He's within sight, Ape. Proper's converted Hasbro Simon will lead my to the sap's door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: He's got a point Frank. 1-0 ta da! Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 42 minutes ago, flange filer said: Only by the bank and the old bill... Thanks for the welcome. Now bend over. Do you know any curry or cocktail recipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Because metalworking files used to be 3 standard grades: coarse, medium and fine. Then they came up with one in between coarse and medium, so they called it 'bastard' as it wasn't a pure grading of cut. You asked. Sorry Eric, I lost you at "3 standard grades". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, flange filer said: Google/ wiki cunt... Nice one All my own work thicko, I have extensive experience in engineering environments including microwave and radar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: All my own work thicko, I have extensive experience in engineering environments including microwave and radar. Yes, but have you ever needed to do any flange filing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I'll come in sideways with a double deck and a Kentucky Klondike Bar. If that fails, I already have his IP and know exactly where he lives. I really don't what any of that shit is, but hope it redresses tonight's joke of a performance. Can you certify that things are on the up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Yes, but have you ever needed to do any flange filing? Absolutely not. All my flanges are delivered pre-filed by some lowly flange filing peasant working for digs and soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Frank said: He's within sight, Ape. Proper's converted Hasbro Simon will lead my to the sap's door. I am heading out for a breath of air, and when I log back in, yould better have vanquished that flange idiot good and proper. I trust you can sort this shit out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I am heading out for a breath of air, and when I log back in, yould better have vanquished that flange idiot good and proper. I trust you can sort this shit out. Standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: All my own work thicko, I have extensive experience in engineering environments including microwave and radar. Good for you, small world in it! More than likely then you know where I work! Ha. (Shit) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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