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Guest Trumpton  Bacon
12 minutes ago, flange filer said:

Good for you, small world in it! More than likely then you know where I work! Ha. (Shit) lol

Of course. You work a zero hours swing shift for "Flange Filing Peasant Fuckwits International PLC." 

 

 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Sorry. Can you remind me which punter we're going after.

Fucking flange filer faggot. I've just been out for a movie and a burrito, in which time you've made scant progress. What's the drill here?

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Guest Alfie Noakes
2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said:

Flush of course, not milled though, hand scraped. Gaskets are for Chinese shit.

 

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Flush milled mating faces or supplied with gaskets?

Too much flange fettling going on.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
Just now, BuggerLugs said:

I reckon you've fettled a few in yer time Alf?

When I left school I trained to be a centre lathe turner. Apprentices have to fettle a lot, it is second in the list of training after making tea.

I worked in a pump factory, flanges everywhere.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
9 hours ago, flange filer said:

As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized...

My one and only piece of friendly advice to the newbie, avoid Punkape and you should be safe.  

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Guest Trumpton  Bacon
10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

 

10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

There was a lot of reaming, polishing and grinding of orifices along with slap valves too, fnarr fnarr!

Right, fuck it, I'm off to give Mrs, Lugs tired old flange a fucking good lapping. See you in 5.....

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Guest Trumpton  Bacon
Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

That and a few other indicators.

Aah....I'm not Eddie, though my Dad is. I also have a slightly irritating lump on my left foot at the moment.

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