Guest Back door specialist Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh you do, do you? Fucking Nimrod Unless Nimrod is cockney slang for something unpleasant, I'm quite flattered for being described as such, thanks honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm actually drinking an excellent Macallan near a famous golf couse in Scotland....... Fuck off. In a public toilet near one. Don't mention famous golf clubs unless you actually are on one. I almost banged that bird. I almost won the lottery. I thought you were supposed to be actually smug, not almost. Cunt lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a lot safer with an "Old school" black cab driver who knew the Krays and will tip of one of his burglar mates when he's dropped you off at Heathrow...... Fuck off. Ahhh the cockiness and the krays..... last time I worked it out that at least 38,000 people must have been in the same class at school with the krays. Stop lying fuck fucking cabbie and just drive me to where I fucking told you to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: In a public toilet near one. Don't mention famous golf clubs unless you actually are on one. I almost banged that bird. I almost won the lottery. I thought you were supposed to be actually smug, not almost. Cunt lol Well I played it today and we don't pitch tent on such hallowed turf...... unlike feral scum of your ilk so fuck off pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Well I played it today and we don't pitch tent on such hallowed turf...... unlike feral scum of your ilk so fuck off pleb. Which course then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you may be mistaking me for your wife. Fucking dickhead Raped by an UBER driver.....in your fucking dreams. Don't forget to stop off at the Tesco extra for some cat food for your lonely cat back at the bed sit along with 30 twix bars and some lyons honey to dip them in on your lonely night in after going to fatfighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Which course then? Prestwick....... It hosted the first 12 Opens..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Ahhh the cockiness and the krays..... last time I worked it out that at least 38,000 people must have been in the same class at school with the krays. Stop lying fuck fucking cabbie and just drive me to where I fucking told you to go I mentioned this a few days ago. The actual number of people who went to school with the Krays is around 2 million, but that's just the ones who are prepared to talk about it. A further 500 thousand or so used to "run wiv 'em", however, these refer to them as "the twins" and have all had a cuppa at Violets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Prestwick....... It hosted the first 12 Opens..... Prestwick! What a shit hole. I thought you would at least come up with one of the greats. If you are staying "near that" , god help you. Windy, bleak, Glasgow weekender shite. Scummy cunt. fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Ahhh the cockiness and the krays..... last time I worked it out that at least 38,000 people must have been in the same class at school with the krays. Stop lying fuck fucking cabbie and just drive me to where I fucking told you to go It's amazing how many cockney wide boys and chancers want to be associated with the paedophile and incest indulging Krays..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: It's amazing how many cockney wide boys and chancers want to be associated with the paedophile and incest indulging Krays..... And the peedo priests eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Monumental cunt said: Raped by an UBER driver.....in your fucking dreams. Don't forget to stop off at the Tesco extra for some cat food for your lonely cat back at the bed sit along with 30 twix bars and some lyons honey to dip them in on your lonely night in after going to fatfighters. There you go again! Stop talking about your wife like that. I'm sure she was nice looking once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's amazing how many cockney wide boys and chancers want to be associated with the paedophile and incest indulging Krays..... Yeah but the street wernsafe mate. You cud leave ya door open when you went darn the battle cruiser n every fin knows coz the krays ran Landon back in the day. Fucking faggot and maniacs the pair of em. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Prestwick! What a shit hole. I thought you would at least come up with one of the greats. If you are staying "near that" , god help you. Windy, bleak, Glasgow weekender shite. Scummy cunt. fuck off lol Prestwick has recently hosted the Scottish Amateur, the Amateur and the Mid Amateur.......Its near Royal Troon, Trump Turnberry and the Gailes courses. You're a golfing imbecile....... and an ill informed peasant....fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There you go again! Stop talking about your wife like that. I'm sure she was nice looking once. Yes I suppose she did earn 30 bhat per trick she pulled down the docks in Singapore back in the day. Her arse ring is a bit battered and raggy but at least she can take her teeth out for a good blowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There you go again! Stop talking about your wife like that. I'm sure she was nice looking once. Do you fancy a drink ? I'm in the Ailsa suite..... 1st floor Trump Turnberry Hotel, Turnberry, Ayrshire. The Night Porter knows your on the way...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Prestwick has recently hosted the Scottish Amateur, the Amateur and the Mid Amateur.......Its near Royal Troon, Trump Turnberry and the Gailes courses. You're a golfing imbecile....... and an ill informed peasant....fuck off. You're a fucking amateur. But a professional homo. Stick your shitty golf up your arse, and fuck off while you're at it. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you fancy a drink ? I'm in the Ailsa suite..... 1st floor Trump Turnberry Hotel, Turnberry, Ayrshire. The Night Porter knows your on the way...... What a shit hotel, austere and dismal. When I, or anyone with a modicum of taste, require lodgings in that part, they go straight to Glenapp Castle, not down the road to that bollocks. The food, buildings, grounds, the works , are vastly superior , and the host/owner Faye very charming, unlike the owner of your hotel: a crass, fliddy handed, yank fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 17 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you fancy a drink ? I'm in the Ailsa suite..... 1st floor Trump Turnberry Hotel, Turnberry, Ayrshire. The Night Porter knows your on the way...... This is the third time recently you've asked gyps out for a drink. It's as though you're desperately making an effort to prove the very little heterosexuality you have left coursing through your veins, hanging on to it by your fingernails, trying in vain to camouflage the obvious fact you have reluctantly morphed into a colossal bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There you go again! Stop talking about your wife like that. I'm sure she was nice looking once. She was. Readers' Wives, 1983, vol. 3, edition 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What a shit hotel, austere and dismal. When I, or anyone with a modicum of taste, require lodgings in that part, they go straight to Glenapp Castle, not down the road to that bollocks. The food, buildings, grounds, the works , are vastly superior , and the host/owner Faye very charming, unlike the owner of your hotel: a crass, fliddy handed, yank fucking cunt. You can't have been there for a while, because Fay and Graham sold it to some cunts named Szkiler a couple of years back. They don't seem to have fucked it up too badly yet, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You can't have been there for a while, because Fay and Graham sold it to some cunts named Szkiler a couple of years back. They don't seem to have fucked it up too badly yet, though. Haha, very good, no we haven't in 3 or 4 years as a fact. I suspect they don't have the stars any more. Best food I ever had was there , on one occasion in particular. It's not really as expensive as many others all considering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: She was. Readers' Wives, 1983, vol. 3, edition 6. 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: She was. Readers' Wives, 1983, vol. 3, edition 6. Yes...saggy baggy Becky...page 5to 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, Monumental cunt said: Yes...saggy baggy Becky...page 5to 9 Neil might have a copy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Neil might have a copy Bet those pages are stuck together though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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