Bubba C Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Judge you seem to show an intense interest in some rather peculiar subjects (as do a few other cunts here). Could it be that you are just another guilt ridden phobicwhaterever bigot who trawls the internet and who is afraid to leave his bedsit and face the real world? I think that Herr Rat may well have got the true measure of you. Roops? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 23 minutes ago, judgetwi said: We’re you at the boxing on Saturday night ? I swear I heard you shouting “Parker! Parker!”....”punch the cunt in the face Parker!” 😁 No that would have been Dawn Crescendo .. did you see her Tracta parked outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 02/04/2018 at 8:43 AM, Miss Penelope said: Where does it say that Phil is about to terminate? Oh look My Lady the cunt has just been admitted to hospital. Now who could have foreseen that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh look My Lady the cunt has just been admitted to hospital. Now who could have foreseen that? I reckon the old Greek cunts got at least 10 years left in him. Let's face it, being a rude cunt and eating swan for 70 years isn't exactly hard graft is it? Let hope another Greek cunt we know, one with the most effeminate wardrobe outside Brighton and a ghastly wig with a clearly visible chin strap, has approx 10 days to live- all in horrendous pain and regret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon the old Greek cunts got at least 10 years left in him. Let's face it, being a rude cunt and eating swan for 70 years isn't exactly hard graft is it? Let hope another Greek cunt we know, one with the most effeminate wardrobe outside Brighton and a ghastly wig with a clearly visible chin strap, has approx 10 days to live- all in horrendous pain and regret I like old Phil, his latest comedy gem was New Year's Day, he was out in public somewhere and he spots a bloke with a beard walking past, and immediately points at him and loudly says, "is that a terrorist?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like old Phil, his latest comedy gem was New Year's Day, he was out in public somewhere and he spots a bloke with a beard walking past, and immediately points at him and loudly says, "is that a terrorist?" That's happened to Camilla before with Phillip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like old Phil, his latest comedy gem was New Year's Day, he was out in public somewhere and he spots a bloke with a beard walking past, and immediately points at him and loudly says, "is that a terrorist?" Yes old phil was (?) good value. Frank however, is of no value to any cunt whatsoever, unless they like breath that smells of French sailors spunk and want a free dose of bad AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes old phil was (?) good value. Frank however, is of no value to any cunt whatsoever, unless they like breath that smells of French sailors spunk and want a free dose of bad AIDS The list of Hilarious things said by Philip is endless. One of my favourites was when he was being shown round a factory in Edinburgh, he notices a tatty looking electrical junction box and remarks to his tour guide, "bloody hell, looks like it was put in by a Pakistani". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Meghan Markle is better looking than Diana was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Meghan Markle is better looking than Diana was. I bet Fergie was the best shag out of all of them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet Fergie was the best shag out of all of them though. Eric, there's a rumour going round that Luke goaded Eddie. Please tell me this aint so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, there's a rumour going round that Luke goaded Eddie. Please tell me this aint so. Withers - there’s a fact going round that you’re a shit stirring wanker. Don’t bother telling me it ain’t so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, there's a rumour going round that Luke goaded Eddie. Please tell me this aint so. That would be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Withers - there’s a fact going round that you’re a shit stirring wanker. Don’t bother telling me it ain’t so. You should be kinder to the drunken old fool .. Wither's liver is already pâté. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Young Meghan is a fine looking young woman. Good luck to them... not that they haven’t had more than their fair share already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Patrick Kielty's family claim they didn't want revenge after his father was killed by loyalists. Well having his unfunny bogtrotting arse on English TV and radio for the last 12 years gives lie to that. Fuckin cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That would be an ecumenical matter. That would be an ecume.......yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That would be an ecume.......yes! The best ever Father Jack quote: "what would you say to a nice cup of tea father?" "FECK OFF TEA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 On 4/3/2018 at 8:27 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Meghan Markle is better looking than Diana was. Yes but Diana wasn’t a money grabbing American whore out to make a name for herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes but Diana wasn’t a money grabbing American whore out to make a name for herself. Markle isn't a whore. She had a name for herself before meeting Harry. She also had money. I will concede, however, she is American. 1/4 is probably a good achievement for you. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Now there is talk of Prince Andrew marrying Sarah Ferguson again .. surely wrong for yet another royal to marry a divorced woman .. what say you @Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 If no one else will I'd like to take her up the aisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 4/2/2018 at 9:06 AM, judgetwi said: Ah so you’ve been on the BBC website and it’s not there. I have inside information. Get any decent noms while you were there ? Mug. So has Phil snuffed it yet? You do have "inside information" .. who was the doppelganger who stood in for him at the wedding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babswiddle Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Meghan is a pure cunt. By rights she should be taken to Tower Hill - head put on the block & Off With Her Head For Góod. She is a nasty Faker - Taker & an evil bitch to boot . Enough of the cheap - her own people can't stand her. Die! Edited March 30, 2020 by Babswiddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Babswiddle said: Meghan is a pure dyed cunt. By rights she should be taken to Tower Hill - head put on the block & Off With Her Head For Góod. She is a nasty Faker - Taker & an evil bitch to boot . Enough of the cheap - her own people can't stand her. Die! I don’t particularly like Markle either but you’re deficient IQ and Neanderthal racism is indicative of underclass subsistence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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