Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Every shite I take is like clearing up the Shetlands. Reams of wet wipes needed just for a remotely clean sheriff's badge, yet still end up with shitty fingers from just an innocent scratch through the kegs.. Why the fuck don't we have proper crappers like the Japs? I for one would really appreciate a jet wash of the tea towel holder after ever shit. They really have this nailed.. If you had shit on your nose, would you just wipe it off with a bit of tissue? Think it could be time for a visit to my very prime and proper lady doctor for an rectal exam.... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 35 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Every shite I take is like clearing up the Shetlands. Reams of wet wipes needed just for a remotely clean sheriff's badge, yet still end up with shitty fingers from just an innocent scratch through the kegs.. Why the fuck don't we have proper crappers like the Japs? I for one would really appreciate a jet wash of the tea towel holder after ever shit. They really have this nailed.. If you had shit on your nose, would you just wipe it off with a bit of tissue? Think it could be time for a visit to my very prime and proper lady doctor for an rectal exam.... Fuck off. I think you should ask Frank. He's had his head up so many gay arses, he's an expert on the subject. Also, you can fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 47 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Every shite I take is like clearing up the Shetlands. Reams of wet wipes needed just for a remotely clean sheriff's badge, yet still end up with shitty fingers from just an innocent scratch through the kegs.. Why the fuck don't we have proper crappers like the Japs? I for one would really appreciate a jet wash of the tea towel holder after ever shit. They really have this nailed.. If you had shit on your nose, would you just wipe it off with a bit of tissue? Think it could be time for a visit to my very prime and proper lady doctor for an rectal exam.... Fuck off. Looks like you need to go back to basics and learn to wipe your arsehole properly you stupid scratch & sniff cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Maybe you should stop eating from bins. Failing that, maybe you could let your drawstring heal by ceasing having punkape around to push your guts in. Oh, and fuck off too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Every shite I take is like clearing up the Shetlands. Reams of wet wipes needed just for a remotely clean sheriff's badge, yet still end up with shitty fingers from just an innocent scratch through the kegs.. Why the fuck don't we have proper crappers like the Japs? I for one would really appreciate a jet wash of the tea towel holder after ever shit. They really have this nailed.. If you had shit on your nose, would you just wipe it off with a bit of tissue? Think it could be time for a visit to my very prime and proper lady doctor for an rectal exam.... Fuck off. If you were not such a fat cunt you would not have this problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 The outdoor privvy in our two up, two down is a pleasure in the summer but challenging in the cold winter. Snapping frozen turtles heads off is easy and it gives my trained crack licking brown rats a bit of a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Listen Lord Shitfinger I have a word for you - Karcher. I have five more for you, they are - fuck off and kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Listen Lord Shitfinger I have a word for you - Karcher. I have five more for you, they are - fuck off and kill yourself. Alfonso , that's probably a bit hi tech for this gormless twat. Wire brush , grade 60 Emery cloth , TCP/Cillit Bang rinse however , sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 30 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Alfonso , that's Probably a bit hi tech for this gormless twat. Wire brush , grade 60 Emery cloth , TCP/Cillit Bang rinse however sounds about right. And a blow torch of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Every shite I take is like clearing up the Shetlands. Reams of wet wipes needed just for a remotely clean sheriff's badge, yet still end up with shitty fingers from just an innocent scratch through the kegs.. Why the fuck don't we have proper crappers like the Japs? I for one would really appreciate a jet wash of the tea towel holder after ever shit. They really have this nailed.. If you had shit on your nose, would you just wipe it off with a bit of tissue? Think it could be time for a visit to my very prime and proper lady doctor for an rectal exam.... Fuck off. Why don't you just shove a length of drain pipe up your arse and cut out the middle man that's your ringpiece and obviously shit encrusted lower body? Stick the other end in your mouth and recycle thus have shit going in rather that coming out of your gob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 17 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Every shite I take is like clearing up the Shetlands. Reams of wet wipes needed just for a remotely clean sheriff's badge, yet still end up with shitty fingers from just an innocent scratch through the kegs.. Why the fuck don't we have proper crappers like the Japs? I for one would really appreciate a jet wash of the tea towel holder after ever shit. They really have this nailed.. If you had shit on your nose, would you just wipe it off with a bit of tissue? Think it could be time for a visit to my very prime and proper lady doctor for an rectal exam.... Fuck off. You Peasant.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 05/10/2017 at 5:34 PM, Punkape said: You Peasant.... Wet wipes? Fucking wet wipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Wet wipes? Fucking wet wipes? you have to be careful with wet wipes things Spot, a errr friend of mine who was not wearing his reading glasses at the time used some of these to keep himself hygienic with disastrous consequences......they are so easy to confuse with domestos high power toilet wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 No wonder the fucking drains are in the state they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 29 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you have to be careful with wet wipes things Spot, a errr friend of mine who was not wearing his reading glasses at the time used some of these to keep himself hygienic with disastrous consequences......they are so easy to confuse with domestos high power toilet wipes. Anyone who uses "flushable" arse wipes should be horse whipped and have Quincy take a shite in their mouth. As much as I and every sane human hates the frogs, they do have clean arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Put a dog biscuit between your cheeks , works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 49 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: the frogs, they do have clean arseholes. so how come they are still such a miserable bunch of cunts.....it would seem that a pristine, well kept and polished anus is not the key to longterm happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 On 5 October 2017 at 7:51 AM, southerncunt said: Maybe you should stop eating from bins. Failing that, maybe you could let your drawstring heal by ceasing having punkape around to push your guts in. Oh, and fuck off too. SC, you beer swilling lout, how are you these days? I can't help but think you've been sore after that cunting I delivered unto your cork-hatted bretheren some time ago. Tell me we are still fucking "bonza". It's not my fault you are all awful cunts, now is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 3:39 PM, luke swarm said: you have to be careful with wet wipes things Spot, a errr friend of mine who was not wearing his reading glasses at the time used some of these to keep himself hygienic with disastrous consequences......they are so easy to confuse with domestos high power toilet wipes. Oh dear! Indeed, great care should be taken! On 10/12/2017 at 5:06 PM, luke swarm said: so how come they are still such a miserable bunch of cunts.....it would seem that a pristine, well kept and polished anus is not the key to longterm happiness They smell like garlic and B.O., and relieve themselves in their own streets and alleys, and the women don't shave their nethers, legs or armpits. Not much to smile about in froggy swamp land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: SC, you beer swilling lout, how are you these days? I can't help but think you've been sore after that cunting I delivered unto your cork-hatted bretheren some time ago. Tell me we are still fucking "bonza". It's not my fault you are all awful cunts, now is it? What cunting, you fucking deluded idiot? I am well, and thanks for asking. I see you still seem to be suffering from some kind of cerebral palsy though. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 On 17 October 2017 at 9:54 AM, southerncunt said: What cunting, you fucking deluded idiot? I am well, and thanks for asking. I see you still seem to be suffering from some kind of cerebral palsy though. Search for "Australians", you are certainly in for a treat. Bet you don't know what a "bidet" is for. It's for wash in' yer backsoide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 On 17/10/2017 at 12:14 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: SC, you beer swilling lout, how are you these days? I can't help but think you've been sore after that cunting I delivered unto your cork-hatted bretheren some time ago. Tell me we are still fucking "bonza". It's not my fault you are all awful cunts, now is it? You spell like someone from the cork-hatted bretheerren. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Hector said: You spell like someone from the cork-hatted bretheerren. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking thick cunt. What did I spell incorrectly, you wildly inaccurate foolish dope? Sober up, you're a fucking mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 18 hours ago, Hector said: You spell like someone from the cork-hatted bretheerren. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking thick cunt. Oh, the irony. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 19 hours ago, Hector said: You spell like someone from the cork-hatted bretheerren. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking thick cunt. Time for a geography lesson thicko........obviously state educated by left wing harridans and gays... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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