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2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

 I'm going to have CB figure out where you live then rub my uncertain gender all over your bedsit when you're asleep. Might clean up the place.

He's got you on the "foetal v fetal" point, I'm afraid. We're going to have to call this one a draw.

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32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

He's got you on the "foetal v fetal" point, I'm afraid. We're going to have to call this one a draw.

I knew it had an "O" in it somewhere, but I couldn't figure it out. Story of my life...

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13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

No one understands your logic because there isn't any. A detailed and, dare I say it, a cogent explanation was provided a few days ago. Incidentally, I am an appointed, not "self-appointed" Stasi/Gestapo censor.  

I rest my case 

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1 hour ago, Back door specialist said:

I rest my case 

Good. Your case wasn't going anywhere in any event.

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16 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

You obviously can't answer the question can you? You pathetic non-entity, do you identify as "it"? 

I identify as BTBDSIEW - Better Than Back Door Specialist In Every Way.

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1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

@Back door specialist maybe you should bring it to the Corner High Court of Appeals. Surely if you escalate it that High you can legally demand the reasonable explanation that is your God given right? 

Perhaps he could cobble together a crack legal team consisting of himself and Stubby "John Deed" Pecker.

A couple of red-faced little weeds trawling through The Corner archives looking for precedents and contradictory posts from Proper regarding the rules he made up on the back of a fag packet.

I can imagine Stubby now, presenting his case via PM, thumbs behind his red braces with a zealous look on his fat fucking face, deluded into thinking that anything he says will make the slightest bit of difference.

What a tragic pair of utter fucking cunts.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Perhaps he could cobble together a crack legal team consisting of himself and Stubby "John Deed" Pecker.

A couple of red-faced little weeds trawling through The Corner archives looking for precedents and contradictory posts from Proper regarding the rules he made up on the back of a fag packet.

I can imagine Stubby now, presenting his case via PM, thumbs behind his red braces with a zealous look on his fat fucking face, deluded into thinking that anything he says will make the slightest bit of difference.

What a tragic pair of utter fucking cunts.

"THERE IS REASONABLE DOUBT SIR!"

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5 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

Bit of a strange question........I can honestly say i don't give a flying fuck either way.

I’d give it a rest now, Spackdoor - you’ve made an absolute prick of yourself and have proven, beyond all reasonable doubt, that you’re a fucking idiot.

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Perhaps he could cobble together a crack legal team consisting of himself and Stubby "John Deed" Pecker.

A couple of red-faced little weeds trawling through The Corner archives looking for precedents and contradictory posts from Proper regarding the rules he made up on the back of a fag packet.

I can imagine Stubby now, presenting his case via PM, thumbs behind his red braces with a zealous look on his fat fucking face, deluded into thinking that anything he says will make the slightest bit of difference.

What a tragic pair of utter fucking cunts.

 

46 minutes ago, Ape said:

I’d give it a rest now, Spackdoor - you’ve made an absolute prick of yourself and have proven, beyond all reasonable doubt, that you’re a fucking idiot.

You pretentious, wannabe arse-fuck, I would suggest you've made a complete limp-wristed prick of yourself by caving in so readily.

 

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Just now, Back door specialist said:

 

You pretentious, wannabe arse-fuck, I would suggest you've made a complete limp-wristed prick of yourself by caving in so readily.

 

Caving in to what, dopey?

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23 minutes ago, Ape said:

Caving in to what, dopey?

A potholing reference? A tenuous link to bum sex again perhaps. The man's absolutely fucking obsessed.

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2 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

Shuffled arse wipe your the best on here bar none don't listen to Ape and Eric want to join the clique?

decs?

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1 minute ago, Snowflake said:

Paul?

do you know that cunt stole my mobile?

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1 minute ago, Eddie said:

do you know that cunt stole my mobile?

I heard, next time you in the clink mate bury it up the never regions, though if punkapes in there he may find it in a jiffy.

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5 hours ago, Decimus said:

Perhaps he could cobble together a crack legal team consisting of himself and Stubby "John Deed" Pecker.

A couple of red-faced little weeds trawling through The Corner archives looking for precedents and contradictory posts from Proper regarding the rules he made up on the back of a fag packet.

I can imagine Stubby now, presenting his case via PM, thumbs behind his red braces with a zealous look on his fat fucking face, deluded into thinking that anything he says will make the slightest bit of difference.

What a tragic pair of utter fucking cunts.

Decimus-Imbecillus,  you really should concentrate on managing your crack team of Lithuanian litter-pickers you silly, pathetic council employee, you're a match for your good friend wannabe cock-taker Apey boy,  i can almost picture you both walking bashfully along the seafront, holding hands with your spastic helmets on.

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5 hours ago, Decimus said:

Perhaps he could cobble together a crack legal team consisting of himself and Stubby "John Deed" Pecker.

A couple of red-faced little weeds trawling through The Corner archives looking for precedents and contradictory posts from Proper regarding the rules he made up on the back of a fag packet.

I can imagine Stubby now, presenting his case via PM, thumbs behind his red braces with a zealous look on his fat fucking face, deluded into thinking that anything he says will make the slightest bit of difference.

What a tragic pair of utter fucking cunts.

Cunt. It was a betting slip.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A potholing reference? A tenuous link to bum sex again perhaps. The man's absolutely fucking obsessed.

Go fuck yourself you old bastard, you probably can't do a great deal for yourself anymore, can you simpleton? You have most likely reached the stage where you are pissing and shitting yourself before you can make it to the toilet you poor spasmo, why don't you do the taxpayer a favour, take an overdose of your medication and die ever so slowly you fucking half-wit.

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17 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

Go fuck yourself you old bastard, you probably can't do a great deal for yourself anymore, can you simpleton? You have most likely reached the stage where you are pissing and shitting yourself before you can make it to the toilet you poor spasmo, why don't you do the taxpayer a favour, take an overdose of your medication and die ever so slowly you fucking half-wit.

This isn't going terribly well for you. Mind you, you do seem to be diversifying in as much as you managed to get through the above post without any mention of bums or willies. We're all proud of you. Well done.

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6 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

Decimus-Imbecillus,  you really should concentrate on managing your crack team of Lithuanian litter-pickers you silly, pathetic council employee, you're a match for your good friend wannabe cock-taker Apey boy,  i can almost picture you both walking bashfully along the seafront, holding hands with your spastic helmets on.

 

5 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

Go fuck yourself you old bastard, you probably can't do a great deal for yourself anymore, can you simpleton? You have most likely reached the stage where you are pissing and shitting yourself before you can make it to the toilet you poor spasmo, why don't you do the taxpayer a favour, take an overdose of your medication and die ever so slowly you fucking half-wit.

I think your presence on this site is all due to a mistake on your part - this isn’t Thick Cunts Corner. 

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6 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

Go fuck yourself you old bastard, you probably can't do a great deal for yourself anymore, can you simpleton? You have most likely reached the stage where you are pissing and shitting yourself before you can make it to the toilet you poor spasmo, why don't you do the taxpayer a favour, take an overdose of your medication and die ever so slowly you fucking half-wit.

Jesus Christ 

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7 hours ago, Back door specialist said:

Go fuck yourself you old bastard, you probably can't do a great deal for yourself anymore, can you simpleton? You have most likely reached the stage where you are pissing and shitting yourself before you can make it to the toilet you poor spasmo, why don't you do the taxpayer a favour, take an overdose of your medication and die ever so slowly you fucking half-wit.

Fuck! That was worthy of a shit yourself to death in a hospital wet room with c.diff. Just plain awful.

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