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Earl of Punkape

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This is either incredibly high-brow humour, lightyears ahead of its time, or a complete and utter festering pile of fucking shit.

Bets are off I'm afraid.

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4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Presumably you are an atheist, Alfie.

I am very much so an atheist, I hate religion so much that atheist is a bit of a soft description.

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21 hours ago, Punkape said:

Men compete in a wide variety of disciplines: 

Speed Masturbation (a.k.a. Fast Release) 

Distance Masturbation 

Weight-Release 

Shooting (various disciplines) 

Triathlon 

On the field of participation, women, or images of them, are strictly forbidden. In recent years, international masturbation has seen a rise in the number of homosexual competitors, who gain a large advantage merely by the presence of the other competitors. The Fall 2011 meeting of the International Masturbation Committee (also known as the Circle Jerk) voted to ban gays from competition, but the result was overturned as the gays played their usual "discrimination"card. Debates continue to this day and there seems to be no solution, so the gays run rampant as usual.

'so the gays run rampant', quite literally in this competition...

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On 06/10/2017 at 6:48 AM, Stubby Pecker said:

Out of likes for this one MC, you vile sack of shit

Ok noted....but you're not fucking going on my fucking Christmas card list just because you actually liked one of my messages.

 

so fuck off

 

 

thanks all the same

 

 

luv u xxx

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On 05/10/2017 at 21:29, Wolfie said:

I think you mean your ears, Eddie, as I'm probably not alone in my suspicions that you still live with your mum.

Nope I live with yours, dirty Bertie 😂😂😂

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