Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 This fat trog went to Barcelona and shagged the first foreigner she could find who then invited her to his home town in Holland. Turns out he was just taking the piss! I have to question why she is going on national tv and making a complete laughing stock of herself. Just do the walk of shame and shut the fuck up you ugly slag. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-flew-amsterdam-meet-lover-13735490.amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Youth is wasted on the young Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 She might be a bit of a slapper, but she's not so pig ugly that I'd refuse to piss in her mouth. I might even let her give me a prostate massage whilst she's doing a bit of teabagging as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Jesse Mateman is a bit of a cunt though .. he claims that the fall out from this has caused him distress .. he's probably an iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 @Gong Farmer, explain yourself you dirty bastard. In your defense, I always had you down as a wanderer of the lavender path. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 If he'd done that to my daughter, he'd get a visit in the early hours by a few of my family members, led by me, and we would have a few hours of 'merryment' consisting of various car repair tools and a pigs head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If he'd done that to my daughter, he'd get a visit in the early hours by a few of my family members, led by me, and we would have a few hours of 'merryment' consisting of various car repair tools and a pigs head. At least his driveway would be half tarmacadamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Since when did a blow job behind a tapas bar and a face full of spunk constitute a 'proper ' romance?.....now if he'd told her he was about to splooge and came on her tits and offered her a tissue I'd have likened it to a Mills and Boon love story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Jesse Mateman is a bit of a cunt though .. he claims that the fall out from this has caused him distress .. he's probably an iron. He can still count himself luckier than Frank McGowan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 That's the spirit my love. After falling victim to a pull a pig challenge what better way to get over the disappoint of this Jesse character thinking you're an especially ugly specimen of humankind then to publically display your humiliation for all to see. Do you expect people to feel sorry for you or was the £250 fee from the journalist worth it? Listen Sophie, Whenever I compete with my mates for a pull-a-pig I always lose so if you let me know when you're next out and you fancy a good time let me know and we'll go 50/50 on the winnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Since when did a blow job behind a tapas bar and a face full of spunk constitute a 'proper ' romance?.....now if he'd told her he was about to splooge and came on her tits and offered her a tissue I'd have likened it to a Mills and Boon love story I think I know that one. It's called "Mr Darcey arrives on her breasts". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 What a fucking moron. And him? What a fucking Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 16 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: This fat trog went to Barcelona and shagged the first foreigner she could find who then invited her to his home town in Holland. Turns out he was just taking the piss! I have to question why she is going on national tv and making a complete laughing stock of herself. Just do the walk of shame and shut the fuck up you ugly slag. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-flew-amsterdam-meet-lover-13735490.amp What a fucking stupid fucking pig. Utter slag who deserves what she gets. No doubt she will comfort eat her way back up to 22 stone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What a fucking stupid fucking pig. Utter slag who deserves what she gets. No doubt she will comfort eat her way back up to 22 stone now. What makes her even more repulsive is that although news reports state that she is from Stoke, her accent is undoubtedly a scouse one which means she should have a bio hazard symbol tattooed on her forehead to warn unsuspecting men about the high risk of contracting an STD. I feel sorry for the Dutch guy if he didn't take any precautions as she looks the type who certainly wouldn't object to have her back doors smashed in after a few Bacard breezers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Modern day courtship 'eh? Between this at one end of the spectrum (including disk and tit pics exchanged via a 20-friend whatsapp group no doubt) and arranged marriages at the other homo sapiens really has got it all going on, haven't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 10:58 AM, cuntspotter said: What a fucking moron. And him? What a fucking Prince. Steady on, Spotto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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