Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: What about Ian Poulter? What about him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 What about this cunt...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Firstly, that's one of my previous comments to you, so maybe you're the one with the problem? Secondly, I was disagreeing with your spurious comments regarding the safety of riding a bike at night, something I've some experience with. Now if the post had been about being a toadying shit with a over inflated ego then I cede to your knowledge. What was it you were banned for last time or are you too embarrassed to say? Another long, rambling justification. It's ok Stubby, we all get wound up sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: You’re such an oik... Finish this cunt punkers, he's on the ropes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Another long, rambling justification. It's ok Stubby, we all get wound up sometimes. Ok, I'll accept your admission of stupidity and that you don't know what talking about and leave it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: What about him ? He wears dayglo clothing and he's a golfer. Draw the Venn Diagram....get confused....have a big old wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: He wears dayglo clothing and he's a golfer. Draw the Venn Diagram....get confused....have a big old wank Poulter/clothing wanker. Even if he wasn’t a professional he wouldn’t get into my club. Nor would you for that matter.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: he wouldn’t get into my club. Fuck off. The Tufty Squirrel Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: Personally I’d say that any person working in the emergency services is worth 100 of your kind. Let’s hope that next time you get something such up your arse they all choose to let you die from internal bleeding. There you go again Apey boy with "arse" references, it's glaringly obvious you're gagging for a length of gristle up that cherry ring-piece of yours, when you've finished at your begging pitch why don't you team up with hardman Bill "sticky fingers" Stickers, it would seem you have a bit of a wide-on for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Poulter/clothing wanker. Even if he wasn’t a professional he wouldn’t get into my club. Nor would you for that matter.... lol. Fuck off. Which reminds me of Grouch Marx' quote regarding Club membership Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: There you go again Apey boy with "arse" references, it's glaringly obvious you're gagging for a length of gristle up that cherry ring-piece of yours, when you've finished at your begging pitch why don't you team up with hardman Bill "sticky fingers" Stickers, it would seem you have a bit of a wide-on for him. You’re looking like more and more of a wanker with every dreadful post you make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 37 minutes ago, Ape said: You’re looking like more and more of a wanker with every dreadful post you make. Aaawww, touched a raw nerve dick-less? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Aaawww, touched a raw nerve dick-less? Not really sure why you’d think that. I was merely remarking on the consistently dreadful standard of your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Which reminds me of Grouch Marx' quote regarding Club membership He wouldn’t have got in even if he’d wanted to join. My club has no Jewish members nor do we want any... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 21 hours ago, Punkape said: “High Vis” clothing is for working class people or those in lower class occupations such as the emergency services or council employed cunts.Every minion in any unimportant role sports one of these “dayglo” horrors assaulting the senses of the anointed and the chosen...... Fuck off. I'm reminded of an old tale of a farmer being belittled by a wealthy developer, saying he plowed rocks and would never make any money. One day, the developers investments and money were just gone...through some nefarious criminal activity, he found himself poorer than the farmer and had no money for food. He asked the farmer how he can grow food in small plots, like a carboard box under a bridge, and the farmer told him "I'm to poor to possess such knowledge to share with you, you miserable elitist cunt! Don't think Ive forgotten you for a moment. Kill yourself!" Ahh, they just don't teach simple, but heartwarming lessons like that anymore. You're living evidence. Why don't you follow the farmers advice, and top yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm reminded of an old tale of a farmer being belittled by a wealthy developer, saying he plowed rocks and would never make any money. One day, the developers investments and money were just gone...through some nefarious criminal activity, he found himself poorer than the farmer and had no money for food. He asked the farmer how he can grow food in small plots, like a carboard box under a bridge, and the farmer told him "I'm to poor to possess such knowledge to share with you, you miserable elitist cunt! Don't think Ive forgotten you for a moment. Kill yourself!" Ahh, they just don't teach simple, but heartwarming lessons like that anymore. You're living evidence. Why don't you follow the farmers advice, and top yourself! I’m a Catholic.....we’re not allowed to commit suicide nor encourage other people to do so. Nor do I listen to silly old wives tales such as the one you’ve rehashed badly..... Fuck off oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I’m a Catholic.....we’re not allowed to commit suicide nor encourage other people to do so.....yet you engage in outrageous flaming acts of homosexuality daily!!! Nor do I listen to silly old wives tales such as the one you’ve rehashed badly.....it's called a summarization, you ignorant fucking twat! Fuck off oik. Here's an alternative for you, put on some high vis attire, and rest assured somebody will run you the fuck down and end yours and our enduring disliking of of you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Here's an alternative for you, put on some high vis attire, and rest assured somebody will run you the fuck down and end yours and our enduring disliking of of you!!! Reported for editing another members post. Atheist cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for editing another members post. Atheist cretin. Sky Fairy worshiping puff and flat earther too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for editing another members post. Atheist cretin. Grassing fucking snake! However, I must say...I did leave all of your original content alone...merely added my individual thoughts to each of your little blabberings. I am prepared to accept whatever punishment admin sees fit. Your punishment will no doubt, come from your leather clad rent boy whose dominant shackles and collars will resemble a priest's! Hopefully, he'll ignore your safe word when nailing you to a cross, fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I’m a Catholic.....we’re not allowed to commit suicide nor encourage other people to do so. Nor do I listen to silly old wives tales such as the one you’ve rehashed badly..... Fuck off oik. You're not a true catholic until you've made the choir hit the high notes and then said a prayer or two to replenish your sin quota for the week. Fuck off inadequate belief thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: He wouldn’t have got in even if he’d wanted to join. My club has no Jewish members nor do we want any... Fuck off. Jesus was a Jew ....even though he had a Mexican name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: Jesus was a Jew ....even though he had a Mexican name Jesus wouldn’t have got into my club because he was a carpenter.... we have never accepted tradesmen as candidates for membership. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jesus wouldn’t have got into my club because he was a carpenter.... we have never accepted tradesmen as candidates for membership. lol. He may actually have worked with stone as a mason .. so as a mason he would be on the square and have got into any good club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jesus wouldn’t have got into my club because he was a carpenter.... we have never accepted tradesmen as candidates for membership. lol. You’re a tradesman - a rear engineer. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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