Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jesus wouldn’t have got into my club because he was a carpenter.... we have never accepted tradesmen as candidates for membership. lol. What about the Virgin Mary? Raped by a roman or a family member (or more likely a whore) and lucky enough to find the thickest cunt in town to believe her son of god story. Bet she took up the wrong un as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Grassing fucking snake! However, I must say...I did leave all of your original content alone...merely added my individual thoughts to each of your little blabberings. I am prepared to accept whatever punishment admin sees fit. Your punishment will no doubt, come from your leather clad rent boy whose dominant shackles and collars will resemble a priest's! Hopefully, he'll ignore your safe word when nailing you to a cross, fucking poof! There you go Wizzy, with your rent-boy fetish, you like them wearing skin tight leather do you? You pathetically dirty, insignificant little old man, why don't you ask your Lithuanian home-carer to wear leather, you're probably sitting in your council hovel by your fly shit speckled window, salivating and twitching uncontrollably, as you wait impatiently for your penile warts riddled home-carer/rent-boy to arrive. Edited October 14, 2017 by Back door specialist Cock-gobbling idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: You’re a tradesman - a rear engineer. Fuck off. More arse references.......instead of fantasising on this forum why in God's name don't you just go out and get yourself a length, you know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about the Virgin Mary? Raped by a roman or a family member (or more likely a whore) and lucky enough to find the thickest cunt in town to believe her son of god story. Bet she took up the wrong un as well. Edited October 14, 2017 by Back door specialist Sorry Stubby, I thought I was quoting Apey boy, quote deleted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 19 hours ago, Punkape said: He wouldn’t have got in even if he’d wanted to join. My club has no Jewish members nor do we want any... Fuck off. Oivey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Back door specialist said: There you go Wizzy, with your rent-boy fetish, you like them wearing skin tight leather do you? You pathetically dirty, insignificant little old man, why don't you ask your Lithuanian home-carer to wear leather, you're probably sitting in your council hovel by your fly shit speckled window, salivating and twitching uncontrollably, as you wait impatiently for your penile warts riddled home-carer/rent-boy to arrive. Who gave you permission to speak or address me in any way whatsoever? You are not allowed, so fuck off! You have yet to post anything remotely interesting or entertaining to merit the privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 On 12 October 2017 at 11:28 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I fail to see how this is a cunt, you stupid cunt. How are things at home? You know, I don't actually know what an "iron" is. Explain, in your best attempt at English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who gave you permission to speak or address me in any way whatsoever? You are not allowed, so fuck off! You have yet to post anything remotely interesting or entertaining to merit the privilege. Come on!! You can obviously see I'm trying my best, otherwise you wouldn't bother reading/replying to my posts, it must be better than fiddling with your anal beads all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You know, I don't actually know what an "iron" is. Explain, in your best attempt at English. I do believe its some sort of household electrical item that the woman of the house uses Quince......why its used as derogatory term is beyond me I am afraid. My apologies for appearing sexist in the sentence above, I should have also said that they have been known to be used by males, usually homosexuals or transgender types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 9 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Let that be a lesson to you the fucking mong. Cunt off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 36 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I do believe its some sort of household electrical item that the woman of the house uses Quince......why its used as derogatory term is beyond me I am afraid. My apologies for appearing sexist in the sentence above, I should have also said that they have been known to be used by males, usually homosexuals or transgender types. Swarm, thank you for not remotely clearing that up, but thank you nevertheless. I used one last night; a tyre iron, the missus, in the billiards room. Didn't "iron" my shirts correctly. Whatever the fuck that is. I "corrected" her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who gave you permission to speak or address me in any way whatsoever? You are not allowed, so fuck off! You have yet to post anything remotely interesting or entertaining to merit the privilege. Kill him Wiz. Kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let that be a lesson to you the fucking mong. Cunt off I try to be courteous and polite and this is what I get, but I'm prepared to overlook this as it's Saturday evening and most likely you're pissed on some watered-down Scrumpy you've managed to blag off one of your homeless friends and to cap it all you've been unable to collect enough fag ends to make a half decent roll-up, never mind, tomorrow morning there will be rich pickings to be had for breakfast, with all the vomit-spattered half-eaten discarded take-aways you will be spoilt for choice, take heart Stubby boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I try to be courteous and polite and this is what I get, but I'm prepared to overlook this as it's Saturday evening and most likely you're pissed on some watered-down Scrumpy you've managed to blag off one of your homeless friends and to cap it all you've been unable to collect enough fag ends to make a half decent roll-up, never mind, tomorrow morning there will be rich pickings to be had for breakfast, with all the vomit-spattered half-eaten discarded take-aways you will be spoilt for choice, take heart Stubby boy. A rather agreeable Montepulciano actually you drooling spaz, only one glass though. Kill yourself forthwith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A rather agreeable Montepulciano actually you drooling spaz, only one glass though. Kill yourself forthwith I can't kill myself as I couldn't bear to miss out on your intellectually riveting posts. Edited October 14, 2017 by Back door specialist A fucking "Fred West" County resident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: A rather agreeable Montepulciano actually you drooling spaz, only one glass though. Kill yourself forthwith Winna orympics come korlea rong time soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I can't kill myself as I couldn't bear to miss out on your intellectually riveting posts. Correct, Fred west did dwell in this region, fascinating. Using the edit function for the little grey text at the bottom is your thing I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Winna orympics come korlea rong time soon You devious rittle mudafucka! Great reader Kim soon mrake nucrear winna fror every cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You devious rittle mudafucka! Great reader Kim soon mrake nucrear winna fror every cunt! ten dorrah!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: ten dorrah!!!! Tora tora tora! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 every time I look up at the tele, there's a so called dwarf fighting enemy cunts about the same size as he is. Some dwarf he turned out to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: every time I look up at the tele, there's a so called dwarf fighting enemy cunts about the same size as he is. Some dwarf he turned out to be 엿 먹어라. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: 엿 먹어라. I'm married Stub, as well you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Come on!! You can obviously see I'm trying my best, otherwise you wouldn't bother reading/replying to my posts, it must be better than fiddling with your anal beads all day long. Who gave you permission to speak or address me in any way whatsoever? You are not allowed, so fuck off! You have yet to post anything remotely interesting or entertaining to merit the privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who gave you permission to speak or address me in any way whatsoever? You are not allowed, so fuck off! You have yet to post anything remotely interesting or entertaining to merit the privilege. Wiz, have you accidentally plugged your answering machine into your computer? This is what I hear when I ring your landline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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