Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wiz, have you accidentally plugged your answering machine into your computer? This is what I hear when I ring your landline. That was you? Since the first post, the odious little skid stain has been ringing non stop! I'll disconnect it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who gave you permission to speak or address me in any way whatsoever? You are not allowed, so fuck off! You have yet to post anything remotely interesting or entertaining to merit the privilege. You fuck off......sorry I forgot, you can't fuck off can you spasmo? You're anchored to your shit-stained wheelchair aren't you fuck-wit? What's the matter? Did your Lithuanian home-carer/rent-boy forget to call round this evening? Perhaps he can't cope with your kinky demands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You fuck off......sorry I forgot, you can't fuck off can you spasmo? You're anchored to your shit-stained wheelchair aren't you fuck-wit? What's the matter? Did your Lithuanian home-carer/rent-boy forget to call round this evening? Perhaps he can't cope with your kinky demands. Fucks sake BDS! Your earlier post regarding the Afghanistan back packing cunt was superb, and now you're reverting to this Lithuanian rent boy shit again. Stick to the considered opinions and you'll be alright on here, this bollocks is beneath you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You fuck off......sorry I forgot, you can't fuck off can you spasmo? You're anchored to your shit-stained wheelchair aren't you fuck-wit? What's the matter? Did your Lithuanian home-carer/rent-boy forget to call round this evening? Perhaps he can't cope with your kinky demands. Another typically shit post from a well documented cretin. I expect I’ve inadvertently left an arse reference in here somehow - I’ll wait for Spackdoor to point it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Kill him ape. Speaking of which, I'm just watching the new planet apes movie, Korean subtitles to monkeys sign languaging. I can't say I'm that impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 43 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You fuck off......sorry I forgot, you can't fuck off can you spasmo? You're anchored to your shit-stained wheelchair aren't you fuck-wit? What's the matter? Did your Lithuanian home-carer/rent-boy forget to call round this evening? Perhaps he can't cope with your kinky demands. Steady on Backsy....you've actually made a rather poignant post in the Joshua Boyle family topic. I no longer find find you completely worthless. You ARE capable of forming worthwhile posts! Well done! At this point, I welcome you to CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Another typically shit post from a well documented cretin. I expect I’ve inadvertently left an arse reference in here somehow - I’ll wait for Spackdoor to point it out. Arse-obsessed Apey boy strikes yet again, you should seriously consider discussing your obsession with your GP who will most likely offer counselling for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 45 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Kill him ape. Speaking of which, I'm just watching the new planet apes movie, Korean subtitles to monkeys sign languaging. I can't say I'm that impressed. Apey may be able to provide subtitles, but I doubt he's progressed beyond unintelligible grunting, his name says it all really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Apey may be able to provide subtitles, but I doubt he's progressed beyond unintelligible grunting, his name says it all really. Spackdoor rape, please try and realise if you just want abuse think back to your school days and the beatings you got from the girls in the year below and the obvious anal intrusions behind the bike shed from the 6th form rugby XV and the most sadistic of the teaching staff. Original cunting only dipshit and try a worthwhile nom..... Yours helpfully- go fuck yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Apey may be able to provide subtitles, but I doubt he's progressed beyond unintelligible grunting, his name says it all really. Bacdoorchap, an honest question now, can you multiquote ? you know, put all previous contributors comments on a subject into one single post and then make an additional banal and pointless comment below these in an attempt at high humour. If so,I understand there is a vacancy open here on the Corner which would suit your masochistic tendencies and make you a highly valued albeit despised member of this community. Its not highly paid but this post would suit you down to the ground. Do like cheap Rioja wine by any chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucks sake BDS! Your earlier post regarding the Afghanistan back packing cunt was superb, and now you're reverting to this Lithuanian rent boy shit again. Stick to the considered opinions and you'll be alright on here, this bollocks is beneath you. my bollocks are generally beneath me too Authoritah Don't tell me you're still wearing yours as epaulettes! That's sooo Assyrian empire dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Kill him ape. Speaking of which, I'm just watching the new planet apes movie, Korean subtitles to monkeys sign languaging. I can't say I'm that impressed. Are you sure that was a movie? If the subtitles were in Korean it might have just been a restaurant ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: Bacdoorchap, an honest question now, can you multiquote ? you know, put all previous contributors comments on a subject into one single post and then make an additional banal and pointless comment below these in an attempt at high humour. If so,I understand there is a vacancy open here on the Corner which would suit your masochistic tendencies and make you a highly valued albeit despised member of this community. Its not highly paid but this post would suit you down to the ground. Do like cheap Rioja wine by any chance. The above is the epitome of pointless banality which you seem to be exceedingly good at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 44 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: The above is the epitome of pointless banality which you seem to be exceedingly good at. Said Mr Krippling, who, armed with a thesaurus, tried again in vain to depict any degree of intellectual capacity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 50 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: The above is the epitome of pointless banality which you seem to be exceedingly good at. that's very kind of you to say so BDS, I am glad that I am good at something to be honest. Anyway the jobs still open if you should change your mind, in fact as you have already involuntarily volunteered yourself to be the sites whipping boy/ insult receptacle you are already fulfilling many of its requirements, you might as well get recognised for it officially is all I am saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 It's the backward ones who buy a set from those dodgy Asian do-it-all stores then wear it as a statement of their ambition to be a road sweeper that I find the saddest. Not cunts as such but the phenomenon of hi vizism most certainly is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Said Mr Krippling, who, armed with a thesaurus, tried again in vain to depict any degree of intellectual capacity. Good evening Woofter, you're extremely acidic today aren't you? Are you not enjoying your weekend? Edited October 15, 2017 by Back door specialist Just making it simple enough for him to understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 On 10/15/2017 at 6:26 PM, Back door specialist said: Good evening Woofter, you're extremely acidic today aren't you? Are you not enjoying your weekend? Good evening, bum maven. I've noticed you're still having trouble using a thesaurus, which isn't helping with your (failed) attempts to eschew from your obvious scat fetish. I've just looked at your history. You really are a connoisseur of all things sphincteral, aren't you? While far from normal, it is nevertheless not a crime. Seriously, I think it's amusing some people get their kicks out of watching Christmas log being served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: Good evening, bum maven. I've noticed you're still having trouble using a thesaurus, which isn't helping with your (failed) attempts to eschew from your obvious scat fetish. I've just looked at your history. You really are a connoisseur of all things sphincteral, aren't you? While far from normal, it is nevertheless not a crime. Seriously, I think it's amusing some people get their kicks out of watching Christmas log being served. Good morning Woofter, What a load of gibberish you've served up, you're obviously a pathetically dysfunctional individual as evidenced by the nonsensical diatribe above, I don't need a thesaurus to write my posts but I would suggest, looking at your pitiful effort above, that you are in dire need of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Good morning Woofter, What a load of gibberish you've served up, you're obviously a pathetically dysfunctional individual as evidenced by the nonsensical diatribe above, I don't need a thesaurus to write my posts but I would suggest, looking at your pitiful effort above, that you are in dire need of one. Ok, enough 2nd chances for you. It's impossible for you to up your game so you're officially blackballed, a non entity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ok, enough 2nd chances for you. It's impossible for you to up your game so you're officially blackballed, a non entity Oh, my God, please, pleeeeeeaaase don't blackball me, I will be totally bereft, have a heart Stubby boy. Edited October 20, 2017 by Back door specialist Go fuck yourself, you in-bred fucking spasmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Good morning Woofter, What a load of gibberish you've served up, you're obviously a pathetically dysfunctional individual as evidenced by the nonsensical diatribe above, I don't need a thesaurus to write my posts but I would suggest, looking at your pitiful effort above, that you are in dire need of one. 'pathetic and dysfunctional' would make sense, while your effort of 'pathetically dysfunctional' suggests I am pathetic at being dysfunctional, which means quite the opposite of what you intended. That said, it comes as little surprise you are a grammatically inept vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: 'pathetic and dysfunctional' would make sense, while your effort of 'pathetically dysfunctional' suggests I am pathetic at being dysfunctional, which means quite the opposite of what you intended. That said, it comes as little surprise you are a grammatically inept vagina. I'm so sorry Woofter, I was, until I read the above gibberish, totally unaware of your dyslexia.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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