Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 I thought I'd try and cunt the cunts working for the cunts who encourage them to be antisocial counts making taxpayers lives a bit more miserable. Now I've no time for these nuisances at 6AM to start with but when they make a point of leaving an empty lager can on the bottom of the wrong box to try and justify their existence, these useless, needless cunts become petty nazis. Do you know I can remember when we heaped our shit on a street corner and the bin men took it on without moaning. When men were men and Maggie was in. These goons need a cunting forthwith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 Sounds like and ideal job for ape when he's transferred off the bin lorry Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I thought I'd try and cunt the cunts working for the cunts who encourage them to be antisocial counts making taxpayers lives a bit more miserable. Now I've no time for these nuisances at 6AM to start with but when they make a point of leaving an empty lager can on the bottom of the wrong box to try and justify their existence, these useless, needless cunts become petty nazis. Do you know I can remember when we heaped our shit on a street corner and the bin men took it on without moaning. When men were men and Maggie was in. These goons need a cunting forthwith. I'm sorry I may have misjudged you Fuqs, I simply had no Idea you were a taxpayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Sounds like and ideal job for ape when he's transferred off the bin lorry Panzerknacker He will never change his job, he loves watching the compactor in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: These goons need a cunting forthwith. There's absolutely nothing worse than recycling Nazis, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I thought I'd try and cunt the cunts working for the cunts who encourage them to be antisocial counts making taxpayers lives a bit more miserable. Now I've no time for these nuisances at 6AM to start with but when they make a point of leaving an empty lager can on the bottom of the wrong box to try and justify their existence, these useless, needless cunts become petty nazis. Do you know I can remember when we heaped our shit on a street corner and the bin men took it on without moaning. When men were men and Maggie was in. These goons need a cunting forthwith. Can someone translate this shit. On second thoughts don’t bother.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Can someone translate this shit. On second thoughts don’t bother.... lol. Fuck off. Translated, I think it means that he resides in a council flat, and is a working oik. No problem at Chez Withers, my electric gates keep them out. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Translated, I think it means that he resides in a council flat, and is a working oik. No problem at Chez Withers, my electric gates keep them out. lol You dirty French cunt. I hope your gates are high enough to stop all your shite flowing out onto the street, but being France, who would notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: You dirty French cunt. I hope your gates are high enough to stop all your shite flowing out onto the street, but being France, who would notice? What did you have in Crumpsall for your Sunday lunch ? Roasted halal rat. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I thought I'd try and cunt the cunts working for the cunts who encourage them to be antisocial counts making taxpayers lives a bit more miserable. Now I've no time for these nuisances at 6AM to start with but when they make a point of leaving an empty lager can on the bottom of the wrong box to try and justify their existence, these useless, needless cunts become petty nazis. Do you know I can remember when we heaped our shit on a street corner and the bin men took it on without moaning. When men were men and Maggie was in. These goons need a cunting forthwith. Pile of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pile of shit A valid point Wiz. As any dog owner knows, it doesn't take long for piles of shit to accumulate, and local councils do not provide a facility to recycle them at their civic amenity sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 A started to read this thread with great enthusiasm, only to find it wasn't what I thought it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A valid point Wiz. As any dog owner knows, it doesn't take long for piles of shit to accumulate, and local councils do not provide a facility to recycle them at their civic amenity sites. I hesitate to guess where Artie boy lives...it must be a magnificent, record breaking heap of shit of a place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: A started to read this thread with great enthusiasm, only to find it wasn't what I thought it was Me too Ratty. I've got a couple of Hitlers in my shed which I'm at a bit of a loss as to what I should do with them. The neighbours complain when they make speeches late at night, stamping their little jackbooted feet etc'. Would you like them? Free if you collect, I'll throw in 30 lbs of bratwurst to feed them with too. They could convert and decorate one of your holes into a bunker, they're quite skilled painters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too Ratty. I've got a couple of Hitlers in my shed which I'm at a bit of a loss as to what I should do with them. The neighbours complain when they make speeches late at night, stamping their little jackbooted feet etc'. Would you like them? Free if you collect, I'll throw in 30 lbs of bratwurst to feed them with too. They could convert and decorate one of your holes into a bunker, they're quite skilled painters. I have a rather nice Heinrich Himmler, with good patined medals. Are you willing to do a straight swap? He is unmarked, only slightly demented, and no trouble to keep, providing you keep him away from the gas cooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: What did you have in Crumpsall for your Sunday lunch ? Roasted halal rat. lol. Fuck off. Reported for mentioning a member in a derogatory way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too Ratty. I've got a couple of Hitlers in my shed which I'm at a bit of a loss as to what I should do with them. The neighbours complain when they make speeches late at night, stamping their little jackbooted feet etc'. Would you like them? Free if you collect, I'll throw in 30 lbs of bratwurst to feed them with too. They could convert and decorate one of your holes into a bunker, they're quite skilled painters. I have got three life-sized Enochs that keep making speeches about "rivers of blood". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too Ratty. I've got a couple of Hitlers in my shed which I'm at a bit of a loss as to what I should do with them. The neighbours complain when they make speeches late at night, stamping their little jackbooted feet etc'. Would you like them? Free if you collect, I'll throw in 30 lbs of bratwurst to feed them with too. They could convert and decorate one of your holes into a bunker, they're quite skilled painters. Adolf was a veggie you silly old cunt! He was also, apparently, a scattist so quincy's your man if you're trying to get shot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have a rather nice Heinrich Himmler, with good patined medals. Are you willing to do a straight swap? He is unmarked, only slightly demented, and no trouble to keep, providing you keep him away from the gas cooker. Himmler was a pussy. He was visibly shaken when shown a mass slaughter in action with the single bullet to the head then straight into the pit (very inefficient) Ratty has the toenail clippings of old wanger in his shed that contain more concentrated evil than all the pretend nazis put together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too Ratty. I've got a couple of Hitlers in my shed which I'm at a bit of a loss as to what I should do with them. The neighbours complain when they make speeches late at night, stamping their little jackbooted feet etc'. Would you like them? Free if you collect, I'll throw in 30 lbs of bratwurst to feed them with too. They could convert and decorate one of your holes into a bunker, they're quite skilled painters. The Antiques Roadshow had a piece devoted to this very issue only yesterday Some predatory homosexual in a bow tie informed us that a Set of Hitlers' in pristine condition (foam-flecked mouth, whippy little quirt and polished jackboots) fetch a tidy sum at auction as an 'Andy Warhol-style' conversation piece at chi-chi London dinner parties. ......and if you've got the (very rare) Martin Bormann figurines (imported from Argentina) as an accompaniment, you're fucking minted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: The Antiques Roadshow had a piece devoted to this very issue only yesterday Some predatory homosexual in a bow tie informed us that a Set of Hitlers' in pristine condition (foam-flecked mouth, whippy little quirt and polished jackboots) fetch a tidy sum at auction as an 'Andy Warhol-style' conversation piece at chi-chi London dinner parties. ......and if you've got the (very rare) Martin Bormann figurines (imported from Argentina) as an accompaniment, you're fucking minted. I've got a Reinhard Hydrich with car. But one of the back wheels is missing and the driver has no head. It was part of a 'Prague set' that came with a scaled model of St. Cyril's church, 5 Czech para troopers and a battalion of SS stormtroopers. Apparently you could fill the church up with water. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've got a Reinhard Hydrich with car. But one of the back wheels is missing and the driver has no head. It was part of a 'Prague set' that came with a scaled model of St. Cyril's church, 5 Czech para troopers and a battalion of SS stormtroopers. Apparently you could fill the church up with water. The predatory homosexual says 'niet' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I have a rather nice Heinrich Himmler, with good patined medals. Are you willing to do a straight swap? He is unmarked, only slightly demented, and no trouble to keep, providing you keep him away from the gas cooker. It's a deal. I'll throw in my Rudolf Hess. The cunt keeps trying to escape anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a deal. I'll throw in my Rudolf Hess. The cunt keeps trying to escape anyway. I had one but I found him hanging on a sash cord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Adolf was a veggie you silly old cunt! He was also, apparently, a scattist so quincy's your man if you're trying to get shot of them It's cruel to feed them on a vegetarian diet. My Hitlers have boundless energy and lovely shiny coats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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