Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Look cunt. It's not a fucking hurricane. You're going to lose if you start playing 'me too' with New Orleans or Bangladesh or the Virgin Islands. It's a bit of a strong wind that's blown a few tiles off the departures lounge at Knock Airport. Now man the fuck up and stop trying to pretend this is anything other than a load of... Oh hang on - some fuckwits at my door asking if I think a sepia sky is the sign of the Apocalypse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 I've done more damage with a sweaty fart. Fuck this bollocks about The Great Storm of 2017. A mere breeze. Three dead so far. Nobbut a Zephyr, a Mistral. A Chinook. Some lovely names for a light wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Look cunt. It's not a fucking hurricane. I can't believe you've just quoted Michael Fish without attribution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I can't believe you've just quoted Michael Fish without attribution. I’m amazed you didn’t nail him for his spelling of meteorological. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Look on the bright side - three less Irish cunts in the world - although I understand the disappointment that the toll isn't higher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m amazed you didn’t nail him for his spelling of meteorological. I'm disappointed in myself, Ape, I must admit. I could say that I was distracted by an adjacent search tab which had just popped up a montage of Lysette Anthony's nude scenes, but it's not really an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 33 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m amazed you didn’t nail him for his spelling of meteorological. Haven't you cum enough times for one night without popping another pathetic chubby over spelling and or syntax errors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Look on the bright side - three less Irish cunts in the world - although I understand the disappointment that the toll isn't higher. Using our £13 billion aid slush fund languishing in the establishments pockets, it is only fair that we should repopulate the devastated areas using cunts who speak the lingo, know the customs and can take their own homes with them. A pikey transplantation ticks all the boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Haven't you cum enough times for one night without popping another pathetic chubby over spelling and or syntax errors? Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Rattled. 29C here today with a light breeze, and not a cloud in the sky. Perfect flying weather. God loves the French. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 29C here today with a light breeze, and not a cloud in the sky. Perfect flying weather. God loves the French. lol And have you been flying? If so, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: God loves the French. But he wouldn't if he ever met one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 42 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Look on the bright side - three less Irish cunts in the world - although I understand the disappointment that the toll isn't higher. If panzy doesn't post tonight I think we're on to a winner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 29C here today with a light breeze, and not a cloud in the sky. Perfect flying weather. God loves the French. lol Yer not French. .yer a blow in cunt ..frogs are a funny lot..why I'll bet you'll awake one night to the sound of pitchforks tapping lightly on yer bedroom window Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm disappointed in myself, Ape, I must admit. I could say that I was distracted by an adjacent search tab which had just popped up a montage of Lysette Anthony's nude scenes, but it's not really an excuse. Lysette Anthony's a fucking goddess, how they came up with the notion that she could possibly have shacked up with Ray Burdis in '3 up 2 down' is a mystery. Saw her recently in a tongue in cheek gangster film called 'We Still Kill The Old Way', playing opposite Ian Ogilvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 29C here today with a light breeze, and not a cloud in the sky. Perfect flying weather. God loves the French. lol sounds like ideal conditions for a forest fire that could result in a tragic and catastrophic loss of Gaelic twats, I hope some cunt gets careless with his gitanes while conditions are so favourable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: And have you been flying? If so, what? Yes, yesterday. A mate at the local club has given me use of his FMC Rheine - Robbe Air Beaver. Just to say, I haven't had to buy him a replacement yet!! Oh, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, yesterday. A mate at the local club has given me use of his FMC Rheine - Robbe Air Beaver. Just to say, I haven't had to buy him a replacement yet!! Oh, fuck off You googled that you old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, yesterday. A mate at the local club has given me use of his FMC Rheine - Robbe Air Beaver. Just to say, I haven't had to buy him a replacement yet!! Oh, fuck off “Planks” are easy to fly anyway - especially high wing ones. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Is this nom about the hurricane or Stubby Pecker's rampant bullshit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Dunno. .you could ask jiggers when he comes to again. .that frosty Jack really has a kick Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lysette Anthony's a fucking goddess, how they came up with the notion that she could possibly have shacked up with Ray Burdis in '3 up 2 down' is a mystery. Saw her recently in a tongue in cheek gangster film called 'We Still Kill The Old Way', playing opposite Ian Ogilvy. Didn't Bryan Adams have a go on her as well ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Is this nom about the hurricane or Stubby Pecker's rampant bullshit? Granted I studied a meteorology module at university a long time ago but I'm no expert so I'll let you be top weather dog. I'm too busy looking at Carol Kickwoods enormous tits to know the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't Bryan Adams have a go on her as well ? Aaah that video,an early deposit in the old wank bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Granted I studied a meteorology module at university a long time ago but I'm no expert so I'll let you be top weather dog. I'm too busy looking at Carol Kickwoods enormous tits to know the weather Google Georgina Burnett,I'd give that a warm front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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