Bull shitting cunts.

[Snowy]

So im loading the lorry up with bins and fuck me is it a graft after all our strikes, so I say to the lads lets take a breather before Mrs snowy gets the news her beloved has had a heart attack.

So let them all have a fag break and we get talking, turns out young Gareth has a degree in photography,always knew he was a bit of a stalker.

Then its Abduls turn to tell us his life.

Fuck me if he didnt own every business in Birmingham while having every property known to man  that he rents out on the cheap whilst working for Birmingham city council putting peoples rubbish in a compacter.

 While I admire his enthusiasm I may need to gut the cunt in the morning.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Snowflake said:

So im loading the lorry up with bins and fuck me is it a graft after all our strikes, so I say to the lads lets take a breather before Mrs snowy gets the news her beloved has had a heart attack.

So let them all have a fag break and we get talking, turns out young Gareth has a degree in photography,always knew he was a bit of a stalker.

Then its Abduls turn to tell us his life.

Fuck me if he didnt own every business in Birmingham while having every property known to man  that he rents out on the cheap whilst working for Birmingham city council putting peoples rubbish in a compacter.

 While I admire his enthusiasm I may need to gut the cunt in the morning.

Much like one of young Abdul's shite hole properties, this woeful fucker of a nom has had 20 views but no takers, depicting you as an absolute cunt of zero merit.

Saying that, you have accidentally blundered into a truth- no secret that every subcontinental chap seems to have a portfolio to rival Westminster's, despite them not owning any socks. 

You racist little cunt, I hope you trip and actually swallow a wine bottle. 

Fuck off

 

lol

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Much like one of young Abdul's shite hole properties, this woeful fucker of a nom has had 20 views but no takers, depicting you as an absolute cunt of zero merit.

Saying that, you have accidentally blundered into a truth- no secret that every subcontinental chap seems to have a portfolio to rival Westminster's, despite them not owning any socks. 

You racist little cunt, I hope you trip and actually swallow a wine bottle. 

Fuck off

 

lol

Leave my fucking clique members the fuck alone. What snowflake lacks in decorum and sophistication, he makes up for with enthusiasm and Ding-esque, thick skinned bravado.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Leave my fucking clique members the fuck alone. What snowflake lacks in decorum and sophistication, he makes up for with enthusiasm and Ding-esque, thick skinned bravado.

You seem to be gambolling about the park with a bunch of padded-helmet fuck-sticks Eric. A lack of any merit is by no means balanced with a similarity to Ding, and you would do well to couch your next analogy a little more convincingly. 

An hour ago, I went to take a piss in a fairly decent Malaga restaurant - in the toilets, not in the corner as locals are want to do- anyway, some greaser had neglected to flush before me. A dump, and a rubber in the pan. I'm not sure about the saga behind this but it is irrelevant. I wasn't sure what to do, so I pissed the dump in half with the power of my stream, absolutely sunk the rubber with the last reserve, and did I fuck flush. What I am getting at , is that you are the rubber, snowy is one half of the piss-carved dump, and ding the other. 

Did I scoop them all up and wolf them down? No. Why? Because you are complete cunts, that's why. 

Case dismissed.

[Eric Cuntman]

17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You seem to be gambolling about the park with a bunch of padded-helmet fuck-sticks Eric. A lack of any merit is by no means balanced with a similarity to Ding, and you would do well to couch your next analogy a little more convincingly. 

An hour ago, I went to take a piss in a fairly decent Malaga restaurant - in the toilets, not in the corner as locals are want to do- anyway, some greaser had neglected to flush before me. A dump, and a rubber in the pan. I'm not sure about the saga behind this but it is irrelevant. I wasn't sure what to do, so I pissed the dump in half with the power of my stream, absolutely sunk the rubber with the last reserve, and did I fuck flush. What I am getting at , is that you are the rubber, snowy is one half of the piss-carved dump, and ding the other. 

Did I scoop them all up and wolf them down? No. Why? Because you are complete cunts, that's why. 

Case dismissed.

I was offered your place on the squad. I turned it down. Anyway, why are you patronising a dago lavatory, slightly less opulent than the one depicted in Trainspotting?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was offered your place on the squad. I turned it down. Anyway, why are you patronising a dago lavatory, slightly less opulent than the one depicted in Trainspotting?

One must earn ones place, by excellence. No less will do. 

I find myself in Malaga. When you do, make sure it is at the Matador, for if it is not, you are a cunt indeed.

 

[Snowy]

5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Much like one of young Abdul's shite hole properties, this woeful fucker of a nom has had 20 views but no takers, depicting you as an absolute cunt of zero merit.

Saying that, you have accidentally blundered into a truth- no secret that every subcontinental chap seems to have a portfolio to rival Westminster's, despite them not owning any socks. 

You racist little cunt, I hope you trip and actually swallow a wine bottle. 

Fuck off

 

lol

Would you like me to pass on your details should the budding property tycoon wish to venture outside of Birmingham?

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Reported for the noms title potential reference to a fellow poster. (for the removal of doubt - Willy Stickers)

[scotty]

8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

One must earn ones place, by excellence. No less will do. 

I find myself in Malaga. When you do, make sure it is at the Matador, for if it is not, you are a cunt indeed.

 

I'd have expected to find you here quince....

https://www.elpimpi.com/en/

[Guest Lady Penelope]

There was a cunt who worked as a leading railman on the platforms of a certain large midlands railway station on the west coast mainline who boasted of owning an 8 bedroomed house. a new mercedes and being the heir to a £ multi-million fortune from his family's business. The trouble with this flash cunt was that he did own an 8 bedroomed house, had a new mercedes and was heir to a £multi-million fortune from his family's business.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

There was a cunt who worked as a leading railman on the platforms of a certain large midlands railway station on the west coast mainline who boasted of owning an 8 bedroomed house. a new mercedes and being the heir to a £ multi-million fortune from his family's business. The trouble with this flash cunt was that he did own an 8 bedroomed house, had a new mercedes and was heir to a £multi-million fortune from his family's business.

He's a boasting cunt then 

[Cap'n Cunt]

I once shagged the queen, when I was in the SAS. They wanted to give me some kind of medal for shooting foreigners, but I had a word with David Stirling and he had a word with the Queen Mum, who set me up for a romantic liaison with HRH. Well, I've shagged a few dirty birds in my time, but she was filthy. Her fanny was a bit baggy, what with her having recently given birth to Princess Anne, but she insisted that I suck her lactating tits whilst fingering her Royal Anus. What with her being The Queen and all, I thought it best to use some kind of lubricant so I smeared some beluga caviar on my finger before inserting it into the Royal Rectum. That Greek bloke filmed the whole thing, but unfortunately the only copy got destroyed in the fire of London in 1066.

Prince Charles is my son. I am disappointed in him.

[Guest Snatch]

9 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I once shagged the queen, when I was in the SAS. They wanted to give me some kind of medal for shooting foreigners, but I had a word with David Stirling and he had a word with the Queen Mum, who set me up for a romantic liaison with HRH. Well, I've shagged a few dirty birds in my time, but she was filthy. Her fanny was a bit baggy, what with her having recently given birth to Princess Anne, but she insisted that I suck her lactating tits whilst fingering her Royal Anus. What with her being The Queen and all, I thought it best to use some kind of lubricant so I smeared some beluga caviar on my finger before inserting it into the Royal Rectum. That Greek bloke filmed the whole thing, but unfortunately the only copy got destroyed in the fire of London in 1066.

Prince Charles is my son. I am disappointed in him.

Eavans?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

On 17 October 2017 at 6:49 AM, Snowflake said:

Would you like me to pass on your details should the budding property tycoon wish to venture outside of Birmingham?

No thank you, they never buy or sell a fucking thing. Have you not seen Glengarry Glenross?

[Guest luke swarm]

17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I once shagged the queen, when I was in the SAS. They wanted to give me some kind of medal for shooting foreigners, but I had a word with David Stirling and he had a word with the Queen Mum, who set me up for a romantic liaison with HRH. Well, I've shagged a few dirty birds in my time, but she was filthy. Her fanny was a bit baggy, what with her having recently given birth to Princess Anne, but she insisted that I suck her lactating tits whilst fingering her Royal Anus. What with her being The Queen and all, I thought it best to use some kind of lubricant so I smeared some beluga caviar on my finger before inserting it into the Royal Rectum. That Greek bloke filmed the whole thing, but unfortunately the only copy got destroyed in the fire of London in 1066.

Prince Charles is my son. I am disappointed in him.

Now look here Capitan a jokes a joke but its simply not on to call His Royal Highness Prince Philip an Anus, please apologise and retract it immediately.       

[Eddie]

On 17/10/2017 at 12:13 AM, Eric Cuntman said:

Leave my fucking clique members the fuck alone. What snowflake lacks in decorum and sophistication, he makes up for with enthusiasm and Ding-esque, thick skinned bravado.

I'm a guest at the special forces club tomorrow Eric. Do you wish me to send your regards?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I'm a guest at the special forces club tomorrow Eric. Do you wish me to send your regards?

Don't you mean special NEEDS club, Edders?

OK, with that obvious shot out of the way, how be you Edward?

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I'm a guest at the special forces club tomorrow Eric. Do you wish me to send your regards?

A pre-booked drag artist isn't really classed as a guest Ed'.

[Eddie]

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Don't you mean special NEEDS club, Edders?

OK, with that obvious shot out of the way, how be you Edward?

Looking forward to the after dinner speech. Although I believe anyone who would join the special forces for the wages and pension they receive, are indeed special needs.

[Cap'n Cunt]

29 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Now look here Capitan a jokes a joke but its simply not on to call His Royal Highness Prince Philip an Anus, please apologise and retract it immediately.       

Please accept my humble apologies. I shall retract my finger from Prince Philip forthwith.

[Snowy]

4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

No thank you, they never buy or sell a fucking thing. Have you not seen Glengarry Glenross?

I'm afraid when it comes to estate agent movies I'm not up to speed with the subject matter but I will research this and get back to you, have you seen men at work?

[Stubby Pecker]

5 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

I'm afraid when it comes to estate agent movies I'm not up to speed with the subject matter but I will research this and get back to you, have you seen men at work?

Flakey you dopey cunt- Quincy has the diet coke man video on a constant loop. It's the only way he can pass his post breakfast stool 

[Stubby Pecker]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A pre-booked drag artist isn't really classed as a guest Ed'.

It's already established edd has an extensive photo library of bearded men in drag but branching out on to the stage shows real pluck. Good luck if there are any bootys in the crowd, they're not fussy even when sober!

[Snowy]

5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Flakey you dopey cunt- Quincy has the diet coke man video on a constant loop. It's the only way he can pass his post breakfast stool 

But instead of drinking a coke he gets covered in shit and puts his shirt back on?

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

Smelling like landfill all the time must be a bit unfortunate? I bet 'Mrs Snowy' (if she exists) never goes anywhere near you. Plus your mates must be pretty bored of getting Tesco bags full of well used porno mags, Soda Streams with no gas left in them, and cracked LCD tellies as Christmas presents.