Stubby Pecker Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I'm a big fan of eugenics and think something should be done to stop thick, ugly fuckers procreating. Maybe free sky sports football for blokes who have their nuts chopped off and a life time supply of monster munch and a new phone for slappers who get their ovaries cauterised with a red hot poker up the cunt. Wild boar became common in the FoD circa 2005. Many cunt kids born since then look a bit pig like, eat their own shit and have monobrows, Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Nothing controversial here then stubby, who could take offence at any of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm a big fan of eugenics and think something should be done to stop thick, ugly fuckers procreating. Maybe free sky sports football for blokes who have their nuts chopped off and a life time supply of monster munch and a new phone for slappers who get their ovaries cauterised with a red hot poker up the cunt. Wild boar became common in the FoD circa 2005. Many cunt kids born since then look a bit pig like, eat their own shit and have monobrows, Just sayin' Not for much longer Stubby, there was an item on the news about overpopulation of wild boar in the FoD last week. One cunt was on about giving them some drug that prevents them reaching sexual maturity, and some other cunt wanted to start shooting them. Either way, the blotchy legged slappers will need to find new boyfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Nothing controversial here then stubby, who could take offence at any of that? Well that's what I thought Scotty old boy, but clearly not when I voiced it at the all vegan, gender confused AGM (North Gloucestershire branch) I stumbled into when caught short on the piss in bourton on the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not for much longer Stubby, there was an item on the news about overpopulation of wild boar in the FoD last week. One cunt was on about giving them some drug that prevents them reaching sexual maturity, and some other cunt wanted to start shooting them. Either way, the blotchy legged slappers will need to find new boyfriends. They ain't boyfriends pal. Boar rapes woman is rare, the other way round mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well that's what I thought Scotty old boy, but clearly not when I voiced it at the all vegan, gender confused AGM (North Gloucestershire branch) I stumbled into when caught short on the piss in bourton on the water I quite like bourton on the water. Very picturesque if a little sedate, and I found a cracking drug dealer there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 35 minutes ago, scotty said: I quite like bourton on the water. Very picturesque if a little sedate, and I found a cracking drug dealer there. How long did it take him to cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm a big fan of eugenics and think something should be done to stop thick, ugly fuckers procreating. Maybe free sky sports football for blokes who have their nuts chopped off and a life time supply of monster munch and a new phone for slappers who get their ovaries cauterised with a red hot poker up the cunt. Wild boar became common in the FoD circa 2005. Many cunt kids born since then look a bit pig like, eat their own shit and have monobrows, Just sayin' No danger of you adding to the problem, given you only fire it up men's dirt boxes. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 This is a borderline breach of rule 4, by association. What do you reckon LadyP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 This nom could be re-titled 'women footballers'...........shut the fuck up you whiney bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm a big fan of eugenics and think something should be done to stop thick, ugly fuckers procreating. Maybe free sky sports football for blokes who have their nuts chopped off and a life time supply of monster munch and a new phone for slappers who get their ovaries cauterised with a red hot poker up the cunt. Wild boar became common in the FoD circa 2005. Many cunt kids born since then look a bit pig like, eat their own shit and have monobrows, Just sayin' If you're in favour of eugenics, the most productive thing you could do for society is kill yourself, you fucking stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm a big fan of eugenics and think something should be done to stop thick, ugly fuckers procreating. Maybe free sky sports football for blokes who have their nuts chopped off and a life time supply of monster munch and a new phone for slappers who get their ovaries cauterised with a red hot poker up the cunt. Wild boar became common in the FoD circa 2005. Many cunt kids born since then look a bit pig like, eat their own shit and have monobrows, Just sayin' What prompted you to post the above Nom I wonder?, where you so horrified when you saw a reflection of your own pig-shit ugly features in your local Poundland window that you felt compelled to write a Nom about it?, you probably should lead by example and do something to ensure the world does not have to suffer your progeny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: This is a borderline breach of rule 4, by association. What do you reckon LadyP? Yes I think that you might have a case .. get yourself down to a good solicitors as soon as you you can. I am not sure that you will get much compo though as I don't think pecker has bought his council house or got any savings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 7 hours ago, scotty said: I found a cracking drug dealer there. Apparently here was a cunt living on a boat close to the secret nuclear bunker who was doing a nice trade until some of the locals objected to his customers zipping up and down the lane at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 7 hours ago, scotty said: I quite like bourton on the water. Very picturesque if a little sedate, and I found a cracking drug dealer there. Handy for Cheltenham. Got shitfaced with the owner and trainer of the Coral Cup winner at the Festival there a few years back. Came up smiling on the Friday after having completely missed out Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 I believe The Forest of Dean is on the UN list as a Site of Rampant Dogging, pretty typical of Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 26 minutes ago, Manky said: I believe The Forest of Dean is on the UN list as a Site of Rampant Dogging, pretty typical of Cheshire. A great point, except that the Forest of Dean is in Gloucestershire. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: A great point, except that the Forest of Dean is in Gloucestershire. Idiot. Good afternoon.... Fuck off cunt. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 51 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: A great point, except that the Forest of Dean is in Gloucestershire. Idiot. I know. I looked it up on a map. Now kindly show me where I actually state The Forest of Dean is in Cheshire. Now who is a thick cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: I know. I looked it up on a map. Now kindly show me where I actually state The Forest of Dean is in Cheshire. Now who is a thick cunt? By looking it up on a map, do you mean you gormlessley stared at a Fisher Price My First Globe for a few minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: I know. I looked it up on a map. Now kindly show me where I actually state The Forest of Dean is in Cheshire. Now who is a thick cunt? Pointless non-sequitirs don't get us very string tea kettle Abyssinian crisis effervescent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: By looking it up on a map, do you mean you gormlessley stared at a Fisher Price My First Globe for a few minutes? Come on William, Minky has got you cornered on this one. Give it up 'top dog' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 57 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Pointless non-sequitirs don't get us very string tea kettle Abyssinian crisis effervescent Not pointless. Not a non-sequitor. String tea kettle Abyssinian crisis effervescent is irrelevant. All I wanted to do was give Punkape a few dogging sites for his pleasure, stating the similarities between the Forest of Dean and Cheshire. Both are flat, except the Forest of Dean. Both are off the M5, except Cheshire. Then Stickers stuck his giant fucking nose in. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: By looking it up on a map, do you mean you gormlessley stared at a Fisher Price My First Globe for a few minutes? My 18th Century Mercator's projection map only goes as far south as McDonalds outside Dudley. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Come on William, Minky has got you cornered on this one. Give it up 'top dog' Finish him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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