Guest DrCunt Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I leave for my golfing holiday tomorrow. Do you have anything to say about that? Punkape, the human electic office golf cup. Every time the club members putt the ball you squeeze hard and pop it out again in the earnest hope that next time rather than using a putter they'll batter it up your dung chute with a driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Happiness for you would be an old whaling station and an ancient harpoon fired up your backside from short range... lol. lol. Why air your public fantasies on the corner, I'm sure Jacob your Eritrean rent boy would only charge an extra £10 to listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Jealousy will get you nowhere you gin soaked old tranny. Feel free to put caustic soda in your Horlicks later! Pen is up very late tonight. The motor must have burned out on its stairlift. Last time it happened the engineers report said that the stench of piss was unbearable and the whole motor was showing signs of rust. He also put on the job sheet that the customer (PEN) was the most boring cunt he had ever attended and deserved to die slowly and painfully, lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Punkape, the human electic office golf cup. Every time the club members putt the ball you squeeze hard and pop it out again in the earnest hope that next time rather than using a putter they'll batter it up your dung chute with a driver. He learned that trick from one of his Thai ladyboy partners who previously performed at the ‘Love you long time’ Go Go bar in Bangkok firing ping pong balls out of his poo pipe for 20 baht a time. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Why air your public fantasies on the corner, I'm sure Jacob your Eritrean rent boy would only charge an extra £10 to listen. Rasoul your Morrocan bumchum would beg to differ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Punkape, the human electic office golf cup. Every time the club members putt the ball you squeeze hard and pop it out again in the earnest hope that next time rather than using a putter they'll batter it up your dung chute with a driver. I’ll bet you and Fred West were related... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: He learned that trick from one of his Thai ladyboy partners who previously performed at the ‘Love you long time’ Go Go bar in Bangkok firing ping pong balls out of his poo pipe for 20 baht a time. lol What an unoriginal and tired reply.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Rasoul your Morrocan bumchum would beg to differ... He washes my car at the weekend, I wasn't aware he was moonlighting. I always presumed those extra services were for a full valet, you live and you learn eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What an unoriginal and tired reply.. Aren’t you supposed to be on a golfing holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you and Fred West were related... lol. Reported for referring to my father in a post. Fuck off, Percy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Rasoul your Morrocan bumchum would beg to differ... 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you and Fred West were related... lol. 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What an unoriginal and tired reply.. Spot the connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 19 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: How does someone get "thrown off of a off"? Also please explain what it means. Regards, Young(ish) Albert. Do you still have a copy of that PM that Dec's sent us about 12 months ago .. you know the one inviting us to stir things up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: Do you still have a copy of that PM that Dec's sent us about 12 months ago .. you know the one inviting us to stir things up? "us". Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 46 minutes ago, scotty said: "us". Lmfao It probably means all of its non specific genders. transpoof lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 21/06/2019 at 17:29, Decimus said: I've blocked Pen, as reading its drivel would give me about as much pleasure as painting my cock black and yellow and sticking it into the maturation chamber of an angry beehive. However, despite ignoring it, I can see a drop down box which indicates it's posted. So now I've got its attention, and we're on a tranny thread, I've got a question to ask it. You're on record as admitting that you have indeterminate genitalia, but I'm not sure you have ever clarified how you ended up with a cheese and fish factory simultaneously occupying your adult incontinence nappy. Did you grow up and subsequently decide that you'd quite like to have a cock? Or were you born a freak of nature with a 12 inch clit? If it's the latter, all I can say is that it's a shame that modern British parent's haven't adopted the practice's of the ancient Spartans. Unfortunately for us, you were born 2400 years too late. The thought of your infant brains being dashed out after being thrown off of a cliff because you are quite clearly a mutant, disgusting fucking freak of nature makes me smile. The boy’s still got it. Do you think it’s time for me to make a triumphant return? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: The boy’s still got it. Do you think it’s time for me to make a triumphant return? I'd say the times never been more ripe for a Stickers onslaught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: The boy’s still got it. Do you think it’s time for me to make a triumphant return? You will need to block me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'd say the times never been more ripe for a Stickers onslaught. Agreed .. I have told him to block me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 21/06/2019 at 17:29, Decimus said: I've blocked Pen, as reading its drivel would give me about as much pleasure as painting my cock black and yellow and sticking it into the maturation chamber of an angry beehive. However, despite ignoring it, I can see a drop down box which indicates it's posted. So now I've got its attention, and we're on a tranny thread, I've got a question to ask it. You're on record as admitting that you have indeterminate genitalia, but I'm not sure you have ever clarified how you ended up with a cheese and fish factory simultaneously occupying your adult incontinence nappy. Did you grow up and subsequently decide that you'd quite like to have a cock? Or were you born a freak of nature with a 12 inch clit? If it's the latter, all I can say is that it's a shame that modern British parent's haven't adopted the practice's of the ancient Spartans. Unfortunately for us, you were born 2400 years too late. The thought of your infant brains being dashed out after being thrown off of a cliff because you are quite clearly a mutant, disgusting fucking freak of nature makes me smile. This post would have been better if the author had said: "Unfortunately for us, you were born 1200 years too early." Therefore highlighting Pen's age and providing a neat numerical symmetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 33 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Agreed .. I have told him to block me first. I’d rather guide my father into my mother with my bare hands than converse with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: I’d rather guide my father into my mother with my bare hands than converse with you. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 21/06/2019 at 22:47, Earl of Punkape said: I leave for my golfing holiday tomorrow. Do you have anything to say about that? Drive safely poofter lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: Drive safely poofter lol AIDS clinic tomorrow for you ! I’m playing golf 🏌️♂️ lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: AIDS clinic tomorrow for you ! I’m playing golf 🏌️♂️ lol. Who’s you’re friend? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Who’s you’re friend? lol Are you the Guy Gibson’s dog or the gay ginger spastic ? lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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