Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 You are talking to them and they are looking you in the eyes ..or rather one of theirs eyes is looking you in the eye but the other eye is not quite managing to do so. What is it with these "funny eyed" cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 I finished with my cross eyed girlfriend. While she was seeing me, she was also seeing someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 www.conjunctivitus.com - a site for sore eyes ... coat please >>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 This heartless prick adamantly refused to wear sunglasses and trampled poor Sadie`s paws into mush..the toot eyed bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: I finished with my cross eyed girlfriend. While she was seeing me, she was also seeing someone else. Classic .. 10 out of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: I finished with my cross eyed girlfriend. While she was seeing me, she was also seeing someone else. She sounds like a right flid, desperately in need of a visit to Spacksavers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: She sounds like a right flid, desperately in need of a visit to Spacksavers. Lost in the mists of time. She was Welsh. I sobered up just in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 18 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Classic .. 10 out of 10. 20/20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Speaking of funny eyed cunts, I ain't forgiven that twat Gordon Brown for bowing to the EU and taking it up the arse for allowing light-bulbs over 100 watts to be banned, now I can't even read my wank mags in the gloom generated by one of those energy saving 10 watt bulbs. In the kingdom of the blind, that one eyed cunt, Brown, was king 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Punky you cunt. Why the fuck haven't you provided an opinion on this with your funny blood red eye that should actually be brown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Oh dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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