Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 What the fuck is going on with this utter bollocks, Every fucking shop is full of this cheap Halloween shite aimed at getting the Chav mummy's to dress their malignant broods so they can vandalize peoples properties whilst begging for sweets. all under the guise of this Yank inspired bag of shite Any cunt taking part in this crap should be bent over and have a pumpkin inserted where the sun does not shine. All I wanted was a spool of grass strimmer wire but no, that sort of useful stuff has been cleared to make way for all this useless crud. I expect its been done before but it should be banned as far as I am concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 I bet it doesn't take Roops very long to get ready before going out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Ancient Celtic custom where the spirits of the slain would come back to seek vengeance on the living so they'd disguise themselves to avoid being recognised. .two thousand years later they still doing it without knowing why Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: What the fuck is going on with this utter bollocks, Every fucking shop is full of this cheap Halloween shite aimed at getting the Chav mummy's to dress their malignant broods so they can vandalize peoples properties whilst begging for sweets. all under the guise of this Yank inspired bag of shite Any cunt taking part in this crap should be bent over and have a pumpkin inserted where the sun does not shine. All I wanted was a spool of grass strimmer wire but no, that sort of useful stuff has been cleared to make way for all this useless crud. I expect its been done before but it should be banned as far as I am concerned. You miserable fucking cunt. If people want to spend a few quid on Halloween, good luck to them. The shop would really thrive with you buying one roll of fucking strimmer line each year. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ancient Celtic custom where the spirits of the slain would come back to seek vengeance on the living so they'd disguise themselves to avoid being recognised. .two thousand years later they still doing it without knowing why Panzerknacker Did the fireworks side emanate from Ireland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Has Luke got Halloween mixed up with Trick or Treating? Although Halloween is due nationwide next week, one look at Wolverhampton would have you believe it was all year round there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 I'll be carving a pumpkin and a squash marrow thing mrs pecker grew in the garden if only to avoid eating the vile hunks of stingy mush. I'm then going to tell the kids the tale of Dracula then make them watch the hilarious (to me at least) Evil Dead 2 Any trick or treaters will get an apple....bowled at pace off my long run, a beamer as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll be carving a pumpkin and a squash marrow thing mrs pecker grew in the garden if only to avoid eating the vile hunks of stingy mush. I'm then going to tell the kids the tale of Dracula then make them watch the hilarious (to me at least) Evil Dead 2 Any trick or treaters will get an apple....bowled at pace off my long run, a beamer as well The original Evil Dead 2 with Bruce Campbell? Excellent choice. "Groovy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The original Evil Dead 2 with Bruce Campbell? Excellent choice. "Groovy". shop smart shop "s"mart shotguns aisle two, sporting goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Nonsense, Turbans and Dreadlocks are not classified as Halloween garb so your statement is false to say the least. Are you sure you did not mean Dudley, they seem to be evolving into some kind of demonic humanoid witchlike hybrid creation with tattoos and extreme body odour in that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: shop smart shop "s"mart shotguns aisle two, sporting goods. Chainsaws with arm stump attachment, disabled gardening section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 52 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Nonsense, Turbans and Dreadlocks are not classified as Halloween garb so your statement is false to say the least. Are you sure you did not mean Dudley, they seem to be evolving into some kind of demonic humanoid witchlike hybrid creation with tattoos and extreme body odour in that area. Dudley Lenny Henry Mornington Crescent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You miserable fucking cunt. If people want to spend a few quid on Halloween, good luck to them. The shop would really thrive with you buying one roll of fucking strimmer line each year. Fuck off He doesn't have a garden. The strimmer wire is part of his prostitute kidnapping kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chainsaws with arm stump attachment, disabled gardening section. Tool shed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The original Evil Dead 2 with Bruce Campbell? Excellent choice. "Groovy". Ash vs evil dead on show box. .groovy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You miserable fucking cunt. If people want to spend a few quid on Halloween, good luck to them. The shop would really thrive with you buying one roll of fucking strimmer line each year. Fuck off you fucking stupid Frenchman, so from one statement you have discerned that I only go in that shop once a year and only to spend a paltry couple of quid on strimmer wire, how very wrong you are. why only last year I went in there and purchased some discounted out of date Walkers crisps and Newcastle brown ale that was on offer , I love those home bargain stores, you tend to meet a much more upmarket type of shopper than B and M bargains which is full of scutter cunts. By the way you got a like off Punkape, I think he is still hurting over his Catholic mauling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Just now, luke swarm said: you fucking stupid Frenchman, so from one statement you have discerned that I only go in that shop once a year and only to spend a paltry couple of quid on strimmer wire, how very wrong you are. why only last year I went in there and purchased some discounted out of date Walkers crisps and Newcastle brown ale that was on offer , I love those home bargain stores, you tend to meet a much more upmarket type of shopper than B and M bargains which is full of scutter cunts. By the way you got a like off Punkape, I think he is still hurting over his Catholic mauling. My Aunty Vi once opined on thalidomide: "I don't know what all the fuss was about Ratty! I mean, where's the arm in it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Just now, luke swarm said: you fucking stupid Frenchman, so from one statement you have discerned that I only go in that shop once a year and only to spend a paltry couple of quid on strimmer wire, how very wrong you are. why only last year I went in there and purchased some discounted out of date Walkers crisps and Newcastle brown ale that was on offer , I love those home bargain stores, you tend to meet a much more upmarket type of shopper than B and M bargains which is full of scutter cunts. By the way you got a like off Punkape, I think he is still hurting over his Catholic mauling. There you see, Spunkrape just annotated me with a very well deserved cuntvote....now that's proper cunting and getting the right result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi once opined on thalidomide: "I don't know what all the fuss was about Ratty! I mean, where's the arm in it?" this is totally out of order Ratty, Thaliomide is no joke, Please stop behaving like a fliddy mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: this is totally out of order Ratty, Thaliomide is no joke, Please stop behaving like a fliddy mong. penguins have had it for thousands of years Fluke and look at the little fuckers go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: penguins have had it for thousands of years Fluke and look at the little fuckers go! penguins, don't talk to me about those dapper well dressed little cunts and their fishy breath Ratty. The Falklands was infested with these useless smelly cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 39 minutes ago, luke swarm said: penguins, don't talk to me about those dapper well dressed little cunts and their fishy breath Ratty. The Falklands was infested with these useless smelly cunts I think you've confused penguins with Argentinians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: I bet it doesn't take Roops very long to get ready before going out. With the wave of her magic wand you can disappear to the cunts corner cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi once opined on thalidomide: "I don't know what all the fuss was about Ratty! I mean, where's the arm in it?" Part of the reason we started to go metric in the 60s was because some of these cunts did not have feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 22 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think you've confused penguins with Argentinians. Don't talk Nonsense. The Argentinians were all wiped out by the Gentoos in Port Stanley during the 1982 war. Or was that the Paras, I always get those two mixed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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