Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 This has been chafing my fucking cheeks! The office building has a couple of small coffee shops and lunch counters for those of us who actually earn a living. Each has a sign on an easle saying Free WiFi, obviously a gimmick to get cunts in and buying. Every fucking day, without fail, there are a small group of loitering fucking dead beat signal scroungers lazing about, surfing on their newest and latest high tech gadget, without even a cuppa in front of them. How does that benefit the proprietor? Does sitting around, surfing Japanese and german deviant porn in any way pay his rent, or employees wages, or even the cost of the internet connection ? Buy something you skint fucking cunts or fuck off!!! It's not bad enough we have to wade through these cheap fucking cunts who take up the seating, but as you try to get your own cup of hot freshly brewed goodness, at least one of the short arm and deep pocketed bastards asks the password for the connection as you're placing your order. I want them all buried up to their necks in pig shit and run over with a commercial mower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: This has been chafing my fucking cheeks! The office building has a couple of small coffee shops and lunch counters for those of us who actually earn a living. Each has a sign on an easle saying Free WiFi, obviously a gimmick to get cunts in and buying. Every fucking day, without fail, there are a small group of loitering fucking dead beat signal scroungers lazing about, surfing on their newest and latest high tech gadget, without even a cuppa in front of them. How does that benefit the proprietor? Does sitting around, surfing Japanese and german deviant porn in any way pay his rent, or employees wages, or even the cost of the internet connection ? Buy something you skint fucking cunts or fuck off!!! It's not bad enough we have to wade through these cheap fucking cunts who take up the seating, but as you try to get your own cup of hot freshly brewed goodness, at least one of the short arm and deep pocketed bastards asks the password for the connection as you're placing your order. I want them all buried up to their necks in pig shit and run over with a commercial mower! I expect one of them was Panzy, ordering more vaping paraphernalia with his gyro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I expect one of them was Panzy, ordering more vaping paraphernalia with his gyro. I may be mistaken, but I don't think the shopkeepers, accept benefit vouchers! Everybody in the building actually has gainful employment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I may be mistaken, but I don't think the shopkeepers, accept benefit vouchers! Everybody in the building actually has gainful employment! It’s people scrounging free WiFi - I’m convinced Panzy would do such a thing. Don’t worry about the detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Just now, Ape said: It’s people scrounging free WiFi - I’m convinced Panzy would do such a thing. Don’t worry about the detail. I actually saqw one of these horrid little cunts retrieve a personal water bottle from their shoulder pack! They aren't ordering or buying a fucking thing....they're sipping fucking water, they brought with them, whilst gobbing up the internet signal. You're right, the act of an utter scumbag cunt...Panzy is at the top of that list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: I expect one of them was Panzy, ordering more vaping paraphernalia with his gyro. Laffin. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: I expect one of them was Panzy, ordering more vaping paraphernalia with his gyro. Oi! I'm not his fucking gypo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: This has been chafing my fucking cheeks! The office building has a couple of small coffee shops and lunch counters for those of us who actually earn a living. Each has a sign on an easle saying Free WiFi, obviously a gimmick to get cunts in and buying. Every fucking day, without fail, there are a small group of loitering fucking dead beat signal scroungers lazing about, surfing on their newest and latest high tech gadget, without even a cuppa in front of them. How does that benefit the proprietor? Does sitting around, surfing Japanese and german deviant porn in any way pay his rent, or employees wages, or even the cost of the internet connection ? Buy something you skint fucking cunts or fuck off!!! It's not bad enough we have to wade through these cheap fucking cunts who take up the seating, but as you try to get your own cup of hot freshly brewed goodness, at least one of the short arm and deep pocketed bastards asks the password for the connection as you're placing your order. I want them all buried up to their necks in pig shit and run over with a commercial mower! You are sounding like the proprietor. Why else would you care. How much for an egg sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 The company that employs these cheapskates pays for the wi-fi. It's used to track where their employees are and how long they take for a break which they then use to identify any fraudulent time sheet recording. Haven't you read 1984? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Ape said: I expect one of them was Panzy, ordering more vaping paraphernalia with his gyro. It's "giro", and you can't use them online you thick, cock-curious fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: It's "giro", and you can't use them online you thick, cock-curious fuckwit. I'm not sure that displaying an in-depth knowledge of the benefit system's terminology is helping your case to appear anything but a thick as fuck, scummy little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: It's "giro", and you can't use them online you thick, cock-curious fuckwit. As @Decimushas already said, my complete ignorance of the benefits system is as a result of having always been in full time employment. Also, my post was designed to be a bit of light hearted humour - something a thick, infantile wanker such as you clearly has no concept of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, Ape said: As @Decimushas already said, my complete ignorance of the benefits system is as a result of having always been in full time employment. Also, my post was designed to be a bit of light hearted humour - something a thick, infantile wanker such as you clearly has no concept of. Well it got a giggle out of me so mission accomplished ya could say Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: As @Decimushas already said, my complete ignorance of the benefits system is as a result of having always been in full time employment. Also, my post was designed to be a bit of light hearted humour - something a thick, infantile wanker such as you clearly has no concept of. Oh yes, now I get it. Gyro being a reference to your pathetic toy helicopter hobby / voyeurism activities. Did you get that from The Chuckle Brothers Book of Shit Jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: It's "giro", and you can't use them online you thick, cock-curious fuckwit. Stop this now please .. APE is under my protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: It's "giro", and you can't use them online you thick, cock-curious fuckwit. Oh, I thought it said 'gypo'! Silly me tee hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure that displaying an in-depth knowledge of the benefit system's terminology is helping your case to appear anything but a thick as fuck, scummy little cunt. Ah, Decimus-Imbecillus has surfaced, why don't ask Apey boy to fuck your stupid English arse you jumped-up spasmo council employee. Edited October 26, 2017 by Back door specialist Thick fucker obviously doesn't know what a Giro is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Oh yes, now I get it. Gyro being a reference to your pathetic toy helicopter hobby / voyeurism activities. Did you get that from The Chuckle Brothers Book of Shit Jokes? Here he is! What time are you cracking your first can today? Must be nearly time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: As @Decimushas already said, my complete ignorance of the benefits system is as a result of having always been in full time employment. Also, my post was designed to be a bit of light hearted humour - something a thick, infantile wanker such as you clearly has no concept of. Thank you for acknowledging your complete ignorance Apey boy, but, even the thickest of the thick cunts on this forum already know you're a complete ignoramus, even your work colleagues can't understand the unintelligible crap that drools out of that facial orifice of yours hence the reason they've learned to lip-read and complete your sentences for you. You have difficulty spelling simple words like Giro, you simian-brained jackass. I wouldn't be surprised if your knuckles brush the floor as you walk, that really would complete the picture. Just fuck off and pretend you can actually fly your cheap plastic helicopters you imbecillic arse wide-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Stop this now please .. APE is under my protection. You’re out of luck I'm afraid, knuckle-walker actually prefers men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Thank you for acknowledging your complete ignorance Apey boy, but, even the thickest of the thick cunts on this forum already know you're a complete ignoramus, even your work colleagues can't understand the unintelligible crap that drools out of that facial orifice of yours hence the reason they've learned to lip-read and complete your sentences for you. You have difficulty spelling simple words like Giro, you simian-brained jackass. I wouldn't be surprised if your knuckles brush the floor as you walk, that really would complete the picture. Just fuck off and pretend you can actually fly your cheap plastic helicopters you imbecillic arse wide-on. Dreadful. I imagine that you're exactly the sort of spastic who composes all his official work emails in multi-coloured Comic Sans font, and is the self-appointed office jester. As if it wasn't bad enough working in a Ponzi scheme call centre, your poor fellow colleagues also have to put up with your verbose ramblings. Instead of boring them and us to death, please do the world a favour and take a massive overdose of barbiturates. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: ... multi-coloured Comic Sans font ... Comic Sans users ... a whole new world of cuntery - let's hear it for bleach , claw hammer , bark stripper , slurry pit , the fucking lot and more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Thank you for acknowledging your complete ignorance Apey boy, but, even the thickest of the thick cunts on this forum already know you're a complete ignoramus, even your work colleagues can't understand the unintelligible crap that drools out of that facial orifice of yours hence the reason they've learned to lip-read and complete your sentences for you. You have difficulty spelling simple words like Giro, you simian-brained jackass. I wouldn't be surprised if your knuckles brush the floor as you walk, that really would complete the picture. Just fuck off and pretend you can actually fly your cheap plastic helicopters you imbecillic arse wide-on. What are you expecting to achieve by posting utter drivel like this? It’s pathetic, and proves beyond all doubt that you must be about 15 years old. No adult with even the slightest amount of intelligence would post such childish nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Back door specialist said: It's "giro", and you can't use them online you thick, cock-curious fuckwit. You’re well read on such issues.... Peasant. lol. Fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You are sounding like the proprietor. Why else would you care. How much for an egg sandwich? The proprietor is a decent bloke, Quince. Hard working and honest to a fault. So I care because I can't stand to see his generosity being buggered to death by a group of self-centered, dim-witted oblivious fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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