Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Its a fucking dog. It isn't a human. You aren't its parents. It isn't your child. You aren't a 'mother of three'. Many people have pets, but a select few go fucking batshit about their pets. It isn't just mad old woman either, though there are plenty of those. I've noticed a whole bunch of women in their 30s/40s have given up all hope on firing out kids and instead expect the whole world to revolve around some stupid schedule that involves pandering to the every whim of some stupid shit-eating dog. These are the cunts that want dogs in every pub, cafe and restaurant. Dogs are basically perpetually randy, unhygienic smelly little retards. They're either fucking the furniture or destroying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Congratulations on your recent promotion from shop assistant to area manager with Dogs Trust, STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Nothing wrong with dogs, ask any North Korean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 38 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Its a fucking dog. It isn't a human. You aren't its parents. It isn't your child. You aren't a 'mother of three'. Many people have pets, but a select few go fucking batshit about their pets. It isn't just mad old woman either, though there are plenty of those. I've noticed a whole bunch of women in their 30s/40s have given up all hope on firing out kids and instead expect the whole world to revolve around some stupid schedule that involves pandering to the every whim of some stupid shit-eating dog. These are the cunts that want dogs in every pub, cafe and restaurant. Dogs are basically perpetually randy, unhygienic smelly little retards. They're either fucking the furniture or destroying it. Fuck off you Caledonian mong. Dogs don't lie to you and are faithful. Mine is going to a Halloween party as Bill Stickers, at least one of his turds is, I found one that is a dead ringer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off you Caledonian mong. Dogs don't lie to you and are faithful. Mine is going to a Halloween party as Bill Stickers, at least one of his turds is, I found one that is a dead ringer. You're one of those lonely old wankers that is far too emotionally invested in your dog, apparently. The only dead ringer is when your wedding ring falls off inside when you're fingering your dog's anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You're one of those lonely old wankers that is far too emotionally invested in your dog, apparently. The only dead ringer is when your wedding ring falls off inside when you're fingering your dog's anus. I am not a dogosexualist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Its a fucking dog. It isn't a human. You aren't its parents. It isn't your child. You aren't a 'mother of three'. Many people have pets, but a select few go fucking batshit about their pets. It isn't just mad old woman either, though there are plenty of those. I've noticed a whole bunch of women in their 30s/40s have given up all hope on firing out kids and instead expect the whole world to revolve around some stupid schedule that involves pandering to the every whim of some stupid shit-eating dog. These are the cunts that want dogs in every pub, cafe and restaurant. Dogs are basically perpetually randy, unhygienic smelly little retards. They're either fucking the furniture or destroying it. I can’t imagine anyone ever becoming even remotely emotionally invested in a misanthropic cunt like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 I've a mild fondness for a seeded bun and some lightly fried onions with mine but I wouldn't say I was emotionally invested in it. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Its a fucking dog. It isn't a human. You aren't its parents. It isn't your child. You aren't a 'mother of three'. Many people have pets, but a select few go fucking batshit about their pets. It isn't just mad old woman either, though there are plenty of those. I've noticed a whole bunch of women in their 30s/40s have given up all hope on firing out kids and instead expect the whole world to revolve around some stupid schedule that involves pandering to the every whim of some stupid shit-eating dog. These are the cunts that want dogs in every pub, cafe and restaurant. Dogs are basically perpetually randy, unhygienic smelly little retards. They're either fucking the furniture or destroying it. Dan, I think you have potential, but this time, you've missed the mark. I know the types to which you refer...they dress the animal up in little cossies...carry it everywhere...the Paris Hilton type of tedious cunt. I think you should know, though, that you too, are a tedious fucking cunt. Up your game or kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 43 minutes ago, Ape said: I can’t imagine anyone ever becoming even remotely emotionally invested in a misanthropic cunt like you. You've not met my dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 53 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You've not met my dog! Chained to a radiant heater paws and legs bound by tape and muzzled so he he can't fight back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Chained to a radiant heater paws and legs bound by tape and muzzled so he he can't fight back? "What for! What for you kicking my dog and calling him fuckoff?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Its a fucking dog. It isn't a human. You aren't its parents. It isn't your child. You aren't a 'mother of three'. Many people have pets, but a select few go fucking batshit about their pets. It isn't just mad old woman either, though there are plenty of those. I've noticed a whole bunch of women in their 30s/40s have given up all hope on firing out kids and instead expect the whole world to revolve around some stupid schedule that involves pandering to the every whim of some stupid shit-eating dog. These are the cunts that want dogs in every pub, cafe and restaurant. Dogs are basically perpetually randy, unhygienic smelly little retards. They're either fucking the furniture or destroying it. That just about describes most blokes I know. I'd rather have a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 I begrudgingly admit dogs are alright until you give them owners. If I had a longer neck or were better hung....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 14 hours ago, The Beast said: If I had a longer neck or were better hung....... Just jump arse-first into a wheelie bin. It gets you just enough purchase, but for fucks sake, be sure to get a friend or understanding family member on standby to tip you out of it, or you could be stuck for quite a while. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Did I mention, I fuckin' hate dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 41 minutes ago, r-soles said: Did I mention, I fuckin' hate dogs! Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 30/10/2017 at 7:04 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Its a fucking dog. It isn't a human. You aren't its parents. It isn't your child. You aren't a 'mother of three'. Many people have pets, but a select few go fucking batshit about their pets. It isn't just mad old woman either, though there are plenty of those. I've noticed a whole bunch of women in their 30s/40s have given up all hope on firing out kids and instead expect the whole world to revolve around some stupid schedule that involves pandering to the every whim of some stupid shit-eating dog. These are the cunts that want dogs in every pub, cafe and restaurant. Dogs are basically perpetually randy, unhygienic smelly little retards. They're either fucking the furniture or destroying it. It is far worse than that, I have a friend who has got two daughters and a son .. or rather "three" sons .. two of the "sons" are standard poodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, r-soles said: Did I mention, I fuckin' hate dogs! No, but I am starting to see that you are a good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I've had a few dogs in my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I've had a few dogs in my time. Did any have hairy armpits ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 30/10/2017 at 7:45 PM, Manky said: Fuck off you Caledonian mong. Dogs don't lie to you and are faithful. Mine is going to a Halloween party as Bill Stickers, at least one of his turds is, I found one that is a dead ringer. Another desperate name drop (henceforth known as a DND). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 47 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Another desperate name drop (henceforth known as a DND). No billy, it's because we all hate your guts and have all planned a piss up when you've been fucked off for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 48 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Another desperate name drop (henceforth known as a DND). You are wrong there. Name dropping is done by the upwardly mobile by using the reputation or celebrity of the name dropped to infer familiarity with a higher social caste. I like it where I am and would only name drop you if I wanted to join Fred West and Gary Glitters gangs. Name drop you? I would rather drop kick you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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