Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 We’ve just been to see Jeff Wayne’s The War Of The Worlds at the 02 and the sheer number of idiots who watched the majority of the performance through their phones was staggering. The shitty video clips and photos they take will never do justice to such a spectacular production, and they’d be far better off putting their fucking phones away and just watching and listening. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: We’ve just been to see Jeff Wayne’s The War Of The Worlds at the 02 and the sheer number of idiots who watched the majority of the performance through their phones was staggering. The shitty video clips and photos they take will never do justice to such a spectacular production, and they’d be far better off putting their fucking phones away and just watching and listening. I have the original with Richard Burton, Justin Hayward and David Essex on CD. It's something I have to listen to once a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 I fucking loathe and detest any cunt using a mobile for anything in public, but there should be a special circle of hell reserved for these particular wankers. On the plus side, it's a great opportunity to harvest information from poorly secured mobiles. Android is the hacker's friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have the original with Richard Burton, Justin Hayward and David Essex on CD. It's something I have to listen to once a year. Mrs Ape is a massive fan. I actually grew up in Ottershaw, where Ogilvy the astronomer lived. I also used to live in Woking and have spent many, many hours fucking about on Horsell Common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 I was in town today and it started snowing. Every cunt left the shops to walk in to the main street - to record the fucking snow on their phones. I also noted a worrying amount of Asians present, which angered me even more, because none of the cunts had the decency to jump from a high place or commit seppuku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Mrs Ape is a massive fan. I actually grew up in Ottershaw, where Ogilvy the astronomer lived. I also used to live in Woking and have spent many, many hours fucking about on Horsell Common. Not bloody Ottershaw school surely - all poofs to a man as I recall . Leave it to the WCGS boys to keep the clunge happy on Horsell common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I fucking loathe and detest any cunt using a mobile for anything in public, but there should be a special circle of hell reserved for these particular wankers. On the plus side, it's a great opportunity to harvest information from poorly secured mobiles. Android is the hacker's friend. unless they're using it to scrape up a squashed baby or other trip hazard CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Queefer said: Not bloody Ottershaw school surely - all poofs to a man as I recall . Leave it to the WCGS boys to keep the clunge happy on Horsell common. No, not Ottershaw school. Is Winston Churchill where you became such close friends with Rick Wakeman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: unless they're using it to scrape up a squashed baby or other trip hazard CB Reductio ad absurdum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: No, not Ottershaw school. Is Winston Churchill where you became such close friends with Rick Wakeman? Why would I have gone to a poxy comprehensive ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Queefer said: Why would I have gone to a proxy comprehensive ? I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 58 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: We’ve just been to see Jeff Wayne’s The War Of The Worlds at the 02 and the sheer number of idiots who watched the majority of the performance through their phones was staggering. The shitty video clips and photos they take will never do justice to such a spectacular production, and they’d be far better off putting their fucking phones away and just watching and listening. In the same bracket as fucksticks who spend a fortune and fly half way round the world to look through a video or camera view piece at some amazing wildlife. Use your eyes thick cunts and appreciate the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In the same bracket as fucksticks who spend a fortune and fly half way round the world to look through a video or camera view piece at some amazing wildlife. Use your eyes thick cunts and appreciate the moment I’m not sure. If you’re observing wildlife then surely there’s time to view and time to video. The animals aren’t putting on a show - they’re just doing their thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: I’m not sure. If you’re observing wildlife then surely there’s time to view and time to video. The animals aren’t putting on a show - they’re just doing their thing. Granted, some time filming and snapping is needed to document the adventure when your old and senile and to bore the fuck out of friends, but just watch Planet Earth and look at professional photos instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I was in town today and it started snowing. Every cunt left the shops to walk in to the main street - to record the fucking snow on their phones. I also noted a worrying amount of Asians present, which angered me even more, because none of the cunts had the decency to jump from a high place or commit seppuku. So it's not just me who's noticed theres a lot of ching chong bing bongs in this country nowadays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: So it's not just me who's noticed theres a lot of ching chong bing bongs in this country nowadays... Indeed not. They stay mainly to the larger cities and towns though. Recon its a covert infiltration by Communist China or North Korea, myself, or a ploy by the Japanese to gain control of what little fishing waters we have and molest the proud British octopus. Its the perfect ruse because the cunts all know they look alike - so we can't take any defensive action without the risk of attacking the wrong country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 17 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: So it's not just me who's noticed theres a lot of ching chong bing bongs in this country nowadays... I blame the darkies. you used to be able to leave your front door open with no fear of intruders in your back passage.. I remember when all this round ere was just fields. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Mrs Ape is a massive fan. I actually grew up in Ottershaw, where Ogilvy the astronomer lived. I also used to live in Woking and have spent many, many hours fucking about on Horsell Common. Phil Lynott plays Nathaniel the Mad preacher (I think?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 24 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: So it's not just me who's noticed theres a lot of ching chong bing bongs in this country nowadays... Bernard Manning, eat your fucking heart out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 23 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Phil Lynott plays Nathaniel the Mad preacher (I think?) Correctamundo. There's hardly any cunt left. Phil Lynott and Gary Moore both drank themselves to death, and we can barely get Cliff Richard to knock back a small sherry. No fucking balance in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: I was in town today and it started snowing. Every cunt left the shops to walk in to the main street - to record the fucking snow on their phones. I also noted a worrying amount of Asians present, which angered me even more, because none of the cunts had the decency to jump from a high place or commit seppuku. I am arriving at the conclusion I dislike the slopey cunts more than the peace religion types. They lurk about talking and joking amongst themselves, try to say hello or something not offensive, insulting or degrading, and they try the old "me no speak Engrish..." FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! At least with the burka wearing bellends you can use shamoota and begin a colourful conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 12/15/2018 at 9:23 PM, Eric Cuntman said: I blame the darkies. you used to be able to leave your front door open with no fear of intruders in your back passage.. I remember when all this round ere was just fields. It's sickening the state this country has got to nowadays, you can't even leave your house for fear of getting flying kicked in the face by a Jackie Chan lookalike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: It's sickening the state this country has got to nowadays, you can't even leave your house for fear of getting flying kicked in the face by a Jackie Chan lookalike. As I doubt that you've ever left the fetid pit that is your games station lair, I doubt you'll ever have to worry about your stupid, fat fucking face being booted by a demented slope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Does this include gangbangs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 I was at a concert on Saturday evening and videod it all the way through .. mind you that is what the organisers wanted me to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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