Wolfie Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I made no such implication, only advised you that your parading and poncing about in your special cossie was scaring them. You protest too much methinks, something you wish to tell us? Fucking poof! Oh yeah, fuck off! LOL You're being too polite, Wiz. Something akin to 'get fucked and die painfully you AIDS, herpes and cancer-wishing, mentally unstable, nouveau riche turd chef' may have been more fitting. Still, I'll leave it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 55 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're being too polite, Wiz. Something akin to 'get fucked and die painfully you AIDS, herpes and cancer-wishing, mentally unstable, nouveau riche turd chef' may have been more fitting. Still, I'll leave it to you. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ooh I like Mongsoon: "Ever so lone lone lone lonely lonely, ever so lone lone lonely without you". Where's me sittar? Probably on Gumtree with the rest of the stuff you nicked last week. Lol Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 39 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Probably on Gumtree with the rest of the stuff you nicked last week. Lol Fuck off All gypsies are thieves. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Idiot. Ordinarily I'd PM the clique in anticipation of a feeding frenzy following a proclamation such as this from our lord and master. However, The Wolf is out of your league. Fuck off and find us easier prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ordinarily I'd PM the clique in anticipation of a feeding frenzy following a proclamation such as this from our lord and master. However, The Wolf is out of your league. Fuck off and find us easier prey. He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted. lol. You’re a fucking tool as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted. lol. You’re a fucking tool as well. So, to summarise - you think Frank is a fucking wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted. lol. You’re a fucking tool as well. You need to be careful Herbert. These are very big fish that you are challenging, not little tiddlers from The River Bollin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You need to be careful Herbert. These are very big fish that you are challenging, not little tiddlers from The River Bollin. They’re not big fish.......more like transgender shrimps.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ape said: So, to summarise - you think Frank is a fucking wanker? Good evening..... Frank appears to have shot his bolt and gone to seed. How are your prison visits ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted. lol. You’re a fucking tool as well. A fascinating critique of Frank's cunting capabilities, rendered completely irrelevant by the fact that you're a humongous shit-stabbing poof and are thus disqualified from being a member of said clique. Please limit your opinions to your monthly column in Attitude Magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted. lol. You’re a fucking tool as well. Ahem Err Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: Idiot. Is this the 'Recycled Comments Thread'? Fucking monotonous spaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: They’re not big fish.......more like transgender shrimps.... lol. Fat Hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: He’s not my lord and master. Most of his contributions these days are stale and are lacking in coherent content or originality. Eternal tosserdom awaits Frank although he probably semi-inserted. lol. You’re a fucking tool as well. Great work punkers. Finish these has-beens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Fat Hog. Stay out of this pen you silly old bag. Sit back and let the best cunts win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: Idiot. You are Dougie, aren't you? Do you still get to visit the zoo on the sunshine bus every Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You are Dougie, aren't you? Do you still get to visit the zoo on the sunshine bus every Saturday? There's 20 quid for you if you tell me which zoo so I can go there, throw the cunt in with the gorillas and watch as they arse fuck him senseless then rip his limbs off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 My clever auntie calls them - ‘Johnsons’. Kind of sounds fitting I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: There's 20 quid for you if you tell me which zoo so I can go there, throw the cunt in with the gorillas and watch as they arse fuck him senseless then rip his limbs off! I suspect even the silver back would go limp with the prospect of buggering Frank. Gorillas tend to flick shit rather than stab it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I suspect even the silver back would go limp with the prospect of buggering Frank. Gorillas tend to flick shit rather than stab it. What do you advise then? Baboons, crocs ? I tending towards grizzly bear, that would surely rip the scrawny slap head to pieces in no time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 On 13/11/2017 at 5:23 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I had the misfortune of stopping into a local shoppe for some wine, and fresh produce, as I placed my items upon the conveyor, the manager brings over his newest proud team member....a squinty eyed, toothy grinned total fucking mong to bag the customers' grocery choices. I had to be the first to get the loud as fuck, "HELLO, i'M DOUGIE!" greeting spoken at the top of the spacks lungs! My blood was fucking boiling before I could even pay. To make matters worse, the fucking cunt let some of the green lettuce break off onto the floor, and the bastard stuck it right back in the bag! I told him to fuck off and fetch the manager. They had the cheek to call me a cunt because I wasn't understanding of the lad's shortcomings! I wanted to glass the fucking tard with the wine bottle, but that wouldn't be fair to the grapes that were crushed to make the fine liquid! Best nom in months, Sleeve. I fucking despise these giant-chinned, cock-eyed cunts with a passion. I can keep my inherent racism, homophobia, sexism and Punkism controlled and just under the surface of my usually placid exterior, but if I ever come within 50 metres of one of these freaks, I feel physically ill. Still, at least I can get my car windows cleaned before mowing down the spam-headed dribblers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Frank said: Idiot. It's a shame I've logged on to find this, Frank, especially as you have been the inspiration for my dad's M&S cappuccino socks this Christmas. En garde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 4:06 PM, Decimus said: Cheap seats playing cunt. Coming soon - some sheep-shagging jokes for Bubba... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 18 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: My clever auntie calls them - ‘Johnsons’. Kind of sounds fitting I think. You have a clever auntie? Obviously not a blood relative, as you don't appear to have inherited the 'cleverness' chromosome. Maybe you got two lots of chromosome 21 instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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