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On 11/14/2017 at 4:55 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

What do you advise then? Baboons, crocs ? I tending towards grizzly bear, that would surely rip the scrawny slap head to pieces in no time!

The large constrictors!!  Seeing him coiled up getting crushed, then swallowed whole, and eventually converted into a massive lump of snake shit has an ironic appeal to it.  

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On 15/11/2017 at 6:00 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Jokes? I thought they were ideas for his autobiography.

Have you got the Kleenex and Vaseline ready for tomorrow night?

I can just picture you now: glued to your wheelchair, welling up as you watch the VT’s of some pathetic C-list celebrity forlornly looking at the camera asking you to “donate what you can”, as you sob and masturbate simultaneously into your Pudsey bear onesie. 

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6 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Have you got the Kleenex and Vaseline ready for tomorrow night?

I can just picture you now: glued to your wheelchair, welling up as you watch the VT’s of some pathetic C-list celebrity forlornly looking at the camera asking you to “donate what you can”, as you sob and masturbate simultaneously into your Pudsey bear onesie. 

Wool ewe just fuck off.

Lol

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3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Wool ewe just fuck off.

Lol

I think I preferred you as a drunk. 

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1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Have a guess what I'm drinking tonight..........Black Sheep Ale.

Meths - it’s Thursday.

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5 minutes ago, Ape said:

Meths - it’s Thursday.

Good evening.

I’ll bet all the moronic cunts in your local think you’re a bigger tosser than they are.

lol.

Fuck off

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2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Good evening.

I’ll bet all the moronic cunts in your local think you’re a bigger tosser than they are.

lol.

Fuck off

Evening Punkers, you dreadful little poof. Your post makes no sense whatsoever. Are you a mong?

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20 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Have a guess what I'm drinking tonight..........Black Sheep Ale.

As you didn’t allow me to even answer, you’re clearly a fucking idiot. 

For what it’s worth, my guess would’ve been ‘spunk’. 

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54 minutes ago, Ape said:

Evening Punkers, you dreadful little poof. Your post makes no sense whatsoever. Are you a mong?

Are there any Mongs in Tesco ?

Apart from yourself....

lol.

Fuck off.

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1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

Have you got the Kleenex and Vaseline ready for tomorrow night?

I can just picture you now: glued to your wheelchair, welling up as you watch the VT’s of some pathetic C-list celebrity forlornly looking at the camera asking you to “donate what you can”, as you sob and masturbate simultaneously into your Pudsey bear onesie. 

Why do you and your bedfellow decs respond to every post Drew puts out with the same inane rubbish? Not a critique, just a question. 

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19 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Are there any Mongs in Tesco ?

Apart from yourself....

lol.

Fuck off.

Drank any decent ANZAC wines lately? 

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Why do you and your bedfellow decs respond to every post Drew puts out with the same inane rubbish? Not a critique, just a question. 

Read drew’s back catalogue of posts, he’s dreadful. 

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8 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Read drew’s back catalogue of posts, he’s dreadful. 

Making you a poor judge. Do you have partial vision or a medical condition that renders you seemingly stupid? I only ask because Lady P is responsible for years worth of utter drivel and you don't go after her. Read the same for punkers. 

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42 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Read drew’s back catalogue of posts, he’s dreadful. 

Ape’s are far worse.....

lol.

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On 16/11/2017 at 10:25 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

Making you a poor judge. Do you have partial vision or a medical condition that renders you seemingly stupid? I only ask because Lady P is responsible for years worth of utter drivel and you don't go after her. Read the same for punkers. 

Because Pen doesn't bite like a little bitch every time. It's very simple. 

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