Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 This daft cunt managed to film himself installing a hidden camera in a Starfucks Shithouse cubicle https://news.sky.com/story/police-hunt-man-who-filmed-himself-installing-camera-in-starbucks-toilet-11138537 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Maybe he's just one of those Clinker Patrol Officers local councils have been forced to employ to comply with EU Tagnut Directives? He's merely ensuring a clean crimp at the nipsy every time, thus ensuring one's shreddies don't look like Evel Kneivel has been doing doughnuts over them. What's wrong with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Maybe he's just one of those Clinker Patrol Officers local councils have been forced to employ to comply with EU Tagnut Directives? He's merely ensuring a clean crimp at the nipsy every time, thus ensuring one's shreddies don't look like Evel Kneivel has been doing doughnuts over them. What's wrong with that? You mean like a "Dog Fouling Co-ordinator" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 I don't pay StarTurds prices for coffee and therefore have never set foot into one of their tax fiddling establishments. If I had, this Michael Mcintyre lookalike would have video footage of me throwing my shit all over the Barista, cunts the lot of them. A fancy name for someone who pours hot water in a cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Crimestoppers are paying £5000 for a tip leading to arrest. I've reported Keith Lard - easy money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Crimestoppers are paying £5000 for a tip leading to arrest. I've reported Keith Lard - easy money. Is this the same cunt known as 'Brony Keith'? Before my time but I've seen a couple of historic posts, some fat fucker holding a £25 ornamental, piece of souvenir shit katana. Is that actually him in the photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is this the same cunt known as 'Brony Keith'? Before my time but I've seen a couple of historic posts, some fat fucker holding a £25 ornamental, piece of souvenir shit katana. Is that actually him in the photos? Yes. Nobody is nostalgic for those days, except pen maybe as competition for the amount of shite they post. @'eavensabove show yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes. Nobody is nostalgic for those days, except pen maybe as competition for the amount of shite they post. @'eavensabove show yourself! Afternoon, Stubby. Any chance you could do me a favour by shutting the fuck up? Much appreciated, Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Afternoon, Stubby. Any chance you could do me a favour by shutting the fuck up? Much appreciated, Decimus. I'm finished with you decs you fickle cunt. Your skiving work, posting this from the works bogs aren't you? Third shit of the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm finished with you decs you fickle cunt. Your skiving work, posting this from the works bogs aren't you? Third shit of the day? You’re. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't pay StarTurds prices for coffee and therefore have never set foot into one of their tax fiddling establishments. If I had, this Michael Mcintyre lookalike would have video footage of me throwing my shit all over the Barista, cunts the lot of them. A fancy name for someone who pours hot water in a cup. How dare you! How DARE you!! There's the ritual of the 'banging of the cup and the hot frothy milk container' at JUST the right amplitude and force to achieve that 'look at me everybody - I'm not a minimum wage drudge really!' enhanced state of being Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Maybe he's just one of those Clinker Patrol Officers local councils have been forced to employ to comply with EU Tagnut Directives? He's merely ensuring a clean crimp at the nipsy every time, thus ensuring one's shreddies don't look like Evel Kneivel has been doing doughnuts over them. What's wrong with that? Could be an undercover bottom inspector, reporting directly to the Bottomdant, and helping keep the population free of tagnuts, winnits, dangleberries and cleft fluff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: This daft cunt managed to film himself installing a hidden camera in a Starfucks Shithouse cubicle https://news.sky.com/story/police-hunt-man-who-filmed-himself-installing-camera-in-starbucks-toilet-11138537 Yet another reason why one should never venture into $tarbucks. Essentially a place to be seen if you are a yummy mummy with small child in tow or an earnest looking arts/media type armed with an Apple laptop pretending to work. MaccyD do an excellent coffee at a fraction of the price, what's more a Big Mac is preferential to the overpriced Panini or patisserie. Burger King do better fries though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yet another reason why one should never venture into $tarbucks. Essentially a place to be seen if you are a yummy mummy with small child in tow or an earnest looking arts/media type armed with an Apple laptop pretending to work. MaccyD do an excellent coffee at a fraction of the price, what's more a Big Mac is preferential to the overpriced Panini or patisserie. Burger King do better fries though. I'm quite partial to a cheese quarter pounder from McDs. Their chips are shit though. Did you ever get round to trying the bacon, mozzarella and avocado panini I suggested to you a while back? I've only ever had one at a cafe in Bexley, but make them at home sometimes. Food heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm quite partial to a cheese quarter pounder from McDs. Their chips are shit though. Did you ever get round to trying the bacon, mozzarella and avocado panini I suggested to you a while back? I've only ever had one at a cafe in Bexley, but make them at home sometimes. Food heaven. Not too keen on avocado tbh. Bacon & mozzarella sounds good - I think I had one at a greasy spoon on the A55 expressway outside Penmaenmawr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Not too keen on avocado tbh. Bacon & mozzarella sounds good - I think I had one at a greasy spoon on the A55 expressway outside Penmaenmawr. Re the avocado That's probably because what you actually sampled was the dockers omelette sneezed over it during preparation, which you mistakenly took for guacamole. Give it another whirl and if it doesn't tickle your tastebuds this time around then I'll do an I don't know what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 36 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: MaccyD do an excellent coffee at a fraction of the price, what's more a Big Mac is preferential to the overpriced Panini or patisserie. Burger King do better fries though. 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm quite partial to a cheese quarter pounder from McDs. Their chips are shit though. What the fuck is all this about people? It's a universally held truth that McDonald's fries are the superior chip of take away choice. BK doesn't come close, mainly due to the schoolboy error of not adding double the daily allowance of salt before serving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: This daft cunt managed to film himself installing a hidden camera in a Starfucks Shithouse cubicle https://news.sky.com/story/police-hunt-man-who-filmed-himself-installing-camera-in-starbucks-toilet-11138537 Do you recognise this toilet, Neil? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: What the fuck is all this about people? It's a universally held truth that McDonald's fries are the superior chip of take away choice. BK doesn't come close, mainly due to the schoolboy error of not adding double the daily allowance of salt before serving. Maybe your McDonalds has decent chips, but the ones served near here at the Weeley branch are awful. Languid with an odd, non potato like taste, and funnily enough, under salted as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: This daft cunt managed to film himself installing a hidden camera in a Starfucks Shithouse cubicle https://news.sky.com/story/police-hunt-man-who-filmed-himself-installing-camera-in-starbucks-toilet-11138537 Ben Elton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes. Nobody is nostalgic for those days, except pen maybe as competition for the amount of shite they post. @'eavensabove show yourself! His internet is down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Is this the tripadvisor nom for fat fucking cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Is this the tripadvisor nom for fat fucking cunts? Well it ain't the racist biscuit thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: You’re. Your a right cunt ape, and no mistake. I hope this makes you're piss boil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your a right cunt ape, and no mistake. I hope this makes you're piss boil We need to stick together Subbs - were (sic) both near Glaws.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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