Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 He’s a cunt. An utter cunt. A complete cunt. A fucking cunt. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 A couple of my friends went to the same school as him, he was a right cunt then apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Didn't Jude Law result in kristallnacht? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Fender777 said: A couple of my friends went to the same school as him, he was a right cunt then apparently. I knew someone who went to school with him as well. He said he was a nice bloke. Mind you, he was a cunt himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Didn't Jude Law result in kristallnacht? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 What makes you think he's a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What makes you think he's a cunt? The scarf is cool as one could easily strangle him with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: He’s a cunt. An utter cunt. A complete cunt. A fucking cunt. Fuck off. I'm sensing that you're not keen on him, most probably wouldn't pick up on this but I'm like Sherlock fuckin Holmes when it comes to this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 He's never really amounted to much other than lead roles in shit movies and supporting roles in shit movies, so at least he's consistent. I always forget that he's a man until I see his generic face pop up on the screen due to his deceiving name and entirely forgetful presence. He makes the likes of Brenden Fraser and Billy Zane look like Patric Stewart and Ian McKellen in comparison, and the continuous disappointment of him not having tits and a growler only make me hate him more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's never really amounted to much other than lead roles in shit movies and supporting roles in shit movies, so at least he's consistent. I always forget that he's a man until I see his generic face pop up on the screen due to his deceiving name and entirely forgetful presence. He makes the likes of Brenden Fraser and Billy Zane look like Patric Stewart and Ian McKellen in comparison, and the continuous disappointment of him not having tits and a growler only make me hate him more. A couple of his former lovers have revealed that he is woefully inadequate in the trouser department. Eh-oh Tinky Winky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A couple of his former lovers have revealed that he is woefully inadequate in the trouser department. Eh-oh Tinky Winky. He's called fucking Jude. Jude! What do you expect? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He's called fucking Jude. Jude! What do you expect? The only thing I liked him in was 'Love, Honour and Obey', and that thing about ram-raiders, I think it was called 'Shopping'. And Sean Pertwee stole the show in both of those. Sean Pertwee is a decent actor that never quite hit the big time. Like his contemporary, Sean Bean, who seems to be gaining momentum now that he's old and haggard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only thing I liked him in was 'Love, Honour and Obey', and that thing about ram-raiders, I think it was called 'Shopping'. And Sean Pertwee stole the show in both of those. Sean Pertwee is a decent actor that never quite hit the big time. Like his contemporary, Sean Bean, who seems to be gaining momentum now that he's old and haggard. Sean Bean has made a name for himself in his later years because he's always killed before whatever show/movie he's in inevitably turns to shit in the later seasons/hours. He'll never be remembered for his many years as Sharpe to the youngsters today, but his last stands as Boromir and Ned Stark have made him legend. No one talks about Elijah Wood these days, do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only thing I liked him in was 'Love, Honour and Obey', and that thing about ram-raiders, I think it was called 'Shopping'. And Sean Pertwee stole the show in both of those. Sean Pertwee is a decent actor that never quite hit the big time. Like his contemporary, Sean Bean, who seems to be gaining momentum now that he's old and haggard. Sean Bean is a fuck up merchant. He fucked up the Sharpe series. I read all the books and Sharpe was a cockney from Wapping. Paul McGann, far better actor, started filming but broke his leg playing football so they brought in Bean to replace him. McGann would have played Sharpe as a Londoner. And in the film 'C$sh' Bean fucked up a scene by calling a character by his real name. Fucking useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sean Bean has made a name for himself in his later years because he's always killed before whatever show/movie he's in inevitably turns to shit in the later seasons/hours. He'll never be remembered for his many years as Sharpe to the youngsters today, but his last stands as Boromir and Ned Stark have made him legend. No one talks about Elijah Wood these days, do they? I mainly remember Elijah Wood for getting properly fucked up by Marv in Sin City, and being the most unlikely and unconvincing football hooligan ever in Green Street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sean Bean is a fuck up merchant. He fucked up the Sharpe series. I read all the books and Sharpe was a cockney from Wapping. Paul McGann, far better actor, started filming but broke his leg playing football so they brought in Bean to replace him. McGann would have played Sharpe as a Londoner. And in the film 'C$sh' Bean fucked up a scene by calling a character by his real name. Fucking useless The TV show was hardly a high budget production. The amount of times I saw rubber swords bend just before the camera cut away and red felt tip lines drawn across white shirts to signify slash wounds when I watched it tells me that the focus was on overall set and costume design than actors. Bean was pretty terrible in it, but so were the rest of them really. The mid 90's cheesiness was part of the charm for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: The TV show was hardly a high budget production. The amount of times I saw rubber swords bend just before the camera cut away and red felt tip lines drawn across white shirts to signify slash wounds when I watched it tells me that the focus was on overall set and costume design than actors. Bean was pretty terrible in it, but so were the rest of them really. The mid 90's cheesiness was part of the charm for me. A comparable show, Hornblower, however was superb and a lavish production, only slightly marred by the flintlock rifles and pistols obviously having barrels made of 1mm walled steel tubing. The firearms of the period would have been quarter inch walled hexagonal forged. But aside from that, it's above criticism as far as capturing the atmosphere of life at sea during the napoleonic wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The TV show was hardly a high budget production. The amount of times I saw rubber swords bend just before the camera cut away and red felt tip lines drawn across white shirts to signify slash wounds when I watched it tells me that the focus was on overall set and costume design than actors. Bean was pretty terrible in it, but so were the rest of them really. The mid 90's cheesiness was part of the charm for me. Bit difficult staging battles like Badajoz and Ciudiad Rodrigo with 150 extras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: The TV show was hardly a high budget production. The amount of times I saw rubber swords bend just before the camera cut away and red felt tip lines drawn across white shirts to signify slash wounds when I watched it tells me that the focus was on overall set and costume design than actors. Bean was pretty terrible in it, but so were the rest of them really. The mid 90's cheesiness was part of the charm for me. Can't be as bad as the opening titles to the Onedin Line, apparently set in 1860 but you can see a shadow of the helicopter with the film crew on in nearly every fucking overhead shot. Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I knew someone who went to school with him as well. He said he was a nice bloke. Mind you, he was a cunt himself. I don't know anyone that went to school with him, but he looks like a poncy cunt who would be rubbish at fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A comparable show, Hornblower, however was superb and a lavish production, only slightly marred by the flintlock rifles and pistols obviously having barrels made of 1mm walled steel tubing. The firearms of the period would have been quarter inch walled hexagonal forged. But aside from that, it's above criticism as far as capturing the atmosphere of life at sea during the napoleonic wars. Excellent and concise. Mark Kermode better fucking watch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bit difficult staging battles like Badajoz and Ciudiad Rodrigo with 150 extras. I quite liked Sharpe as a lad. Any repeats now look very dated but he did get to shag some top fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A comparable show, Hornblower, however was superb and a lavish production, only slightly marred by the flintlock rifles and pistols obviously having barrels made of 1mm walled steel tubing. The firearms of the period would have been quarter inch walled hexagonal forged. But aside from that, it's above criticism as far as capturing the atmosphere of life at sea during the napoleonic wars. Wow. It must have been great experiencing the atmosphere of life at sea during the Napoleonic Wars. You are such a lucky man. Or kidding us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: He’s a cunt. An utter cunt. A complete cunt. A fucking cunt. Fuck off. And without going off topic....you’re a cunt for posting inane drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: And without going off topic....you’re a cunt for posting inane drivel. Go back to wanking over the gender thread, you tiresome little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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