Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 So five people (including three 15 year old lads) die in a stolen car in Yorkshire. TBH I don't give a fuck about the two 24 years olds who also died save for the fact that one of the was father to two children with another child on the way. 15 year old lads will and do act daft and do stupid things but I do wonder about the mindset of the 24 year old father of two who's thoughts should have been with the responsibility of being a father. Doubtless the two 24 years old were jobless and their lives had been a waste anyway. dead cunts. At least they were not terrorists and simply killed themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: So five people (including three 15 year old lads) die in a stolen car in Yorkshire. TBH I don't give a fuck about the two 24 years olds who also died save for the fact that one of the was father to two children with another child on the way. 15 year old lads will and do act daft and do stupid things but I do wonder about the mindset of the 24 year old father of two who's thoughts should have been with the responsibility of being a father. Doubtless the two 24 years old were jobless and their lives had been a waste anyway. dead cunts. At least they were not terrorists and simply killed themselves. They were all driving around in a nicked Renault Clio. If you have the option to steal a car and nick a Clio you're already a lost cause. It's like breaking into a jewellers to nick the mints from the managers draw. Shame about the tree. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: They were all driving around in a nicked Renault Clio. If you have the option to steal a car and nick a Clio you're already a lost cause. It's like breaking into a jewellers to nick the mints from the managers draw. Shame about the tree. I wouldn't be seen dead in a Renault. They were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I wouldn't be seen dead in a Renault. They were. It was even more of a compact after it hit the tree. If only it had caught fire their families could at least have claimed they died in a hot hatch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Double result, another car off the road making it safer for cyclists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Five fewer lowlife thieving feral cunts on the street. Good news for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 44 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Five fewer lowlife thieving feral cunts on the street. Good news for once. 5 less long term jail cells to fill and no more dreadful offspring from the deceased. Champagne all round ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It was even more of a compact after it hit the tree. If only it had caught fire their families could at least have claimed they died in a hot hatch. It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Leeds. Fucking Leeds. It would be a mass suicide then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rick_B said: It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. Not true. Syrian cars go off with an unbelievable bang Rick. Where are you getting this duff info? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I wouldn't be seen dead in a Renault. They were. It was the Clio Taurus model, very appropriate as it was driven by a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: It was the Clio Taurus model, very appropriate as it was driven by a cunt. I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the mooooooooooooves like Stubbers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. Are you adding anything to liven up your microwave dinner for one tonight, Rick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the mooooooooooooves like Stubbers. Frank: from The Cutting Room Floor Ironically, some of his best work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the mooooooooooooves like Stubbers. It's strangely heartwarming to see that Keith is alive and well. Although he appears to be looking rather skinny; and plus one chromosome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. You read "Movie myths" on tinternet haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Thieving fucking cunts deserve a terrible death. Justice has been served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Rick_B said: It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. The Ford Pinto (which also ran as the Bobcat .. GM(?)) Either way...bunch of cooked cunts less to worry about, no civilian collateral damage. Win win? PS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the mooooooooooooves like Stubbers. Please enlighten me as to what this film, you did of the svelte looking bubba performing a pre throat gagging dance for frank, has to do with some nothern cunts driving into a tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 The average IQ of Leeds just rose slightly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Please enlighten me as to what this film, you did of the svelte looking bubba performing a pre throat gagging dance for frank, has to do with some nothern cunts driving into a tree? Never mind this shit. The Chicken has given me fucking lip. What are you going to do about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit. The Chicken has given me fucking lip. What are you going to do about it? Probably encourage him and join in. We all know you're a full blown cunt who talks with a yokel drawl and goes to work on a horse and cart. There's very little chance of joy riding teens in your swamp home unless they know their tack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 5 hours ago, Rick_B said: It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. In films it's called entertainment. If it was true to life most films would be fucking boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 28/11/2017 at 5:53 PM, Decimus said: I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the moves like Stubbers, I've got the mooooooooooooves like Stubbers. I fucking hate dribblers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 28/11/2017 at 6:30 PM, Wolfie said: Are you adding anything to liven up your microwave dinner for one tonight, Rick? Perhaps a sprinkling of lonely tears and some limp coriander chopped by the dead hand of mediocrity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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