ratcum Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 why even bother to debate this sort of shit when lesbians are allowed to walk the streets? Fuckin lesbians I tell you! Walking Ewbanks everyone one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: No 7s, thickers, snake and runty are all man. Big tough men. I'm scared of them being nasty to me. I might cry. I feel I'm providing them with a service, however, I'm all they've got To be fair, all you and Phileas "Round the world by looking out of my Canadian felcher's window" Fogg, seem to do is cry and name drop us continuously. As a history lesson for your combined IQ of 12 to take in, you've both brought it on yourselves. You thought you could handle the big hitter by giving me jip unprovoked, and Vincent Van Spaz decided to have a pop even though I had previously left his rambling spastications unchallenged. A couple of keyboard warriors who have bitten off more than they can chew. Idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Fender777 said: Yeah i know what you mean mate, i'm shitting myself as well. No need to worry yourself, mate, absolutely nobody gives a fuck about you, mate. Whereas there’s a vested interest in rattling old stubby as he’s so keen to be the new ding. Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 11 hours ago, ratcum said: why even bother to debate this sort of shit when lesbians are allowed to walk the streets? Fuckin lesbians I tell you! Walking Ewbanks everyone one of them Seek help now, ratty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Seek help now, ratty none of the warp and wefters actually look like this Stubbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: none of the warp and wefters actually look like this Stubbed I know you silly old cunt but I'm not goggling real lesbos when Claire Bald-one is one every channel Didn't your lot do a good turn in nazi lesbos or was it a dream I had? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I know you silly old cunt but I'm not goggling real lesbos when Claire Bald-one is one every channel Didn't your lot do a good turn in nazi lesbos or was it a dream I had? Hitler's original plan for Madagascar was to rename it Axminster and cover it in lezzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hitler's original plan for Madagascar was to rename it Axminster and cover it in lezzers The bastard was also going to annex Sidmouth and Ottery St Mary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The bastard was also going to annex Sidmouth and Ottery St Mary. He was also going to annex your cavernous cunt to stockpile V1 rockets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 39 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hitler's original plan for Madagascar was to rename it Axminster and cover it in lezzers Fucking hell. Can you imagine the stench wafting over Mozambique when an entire island off the coast is populated by burly bull dykes who's diet consists of rancid fanny and Stella are forced to live in a tropical climate. I imagine they would form some kind of Viking culture and raid the mainland in longboats thatched from pubic hair and the dried off discharge of yeast infections. A truly horrifying prospect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Fender777 said: I thought you was ok when i rejoined, you seemed a bit strange but not as bad as Bill and his like, just give me a wide berth and then there can be no nonsense between us. There's a good fellow but if you continue in this pissant way you're deploying then it will only end in tears for you...oh by the way..Fuck Off !! How the fuck you, of all people, can call anyone “a bit strange” is laughable. You’re as much of a nutter as Jazz. Oh, and please explain exactly how “it will only end in tears” for me. Are you going to get your genius mate to track me down on his Fisher Price PC? One last thing - it’s you were, not you was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Seek help now, ratty Do you have pictures of them fingering each other? If not, then they may not be lezzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Do you have pictures of them fingering each other? If not, then they may not be lezzers. Captain, I’ve noticed you lingering in the shadows for a while, now. Would you like to join a clique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: How the fuck you, of all people, can call anyone “a bit strange” is laughable. You’re as much of a nutter as Jazz. Oh, and please explain exactly how “it will only end in tears” for me. Are you going to get your genius mate to track me down on his Fisher Price PC? One last thing - it’s you were, not you was. He could mean rape. Just saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: He was also going to annex your cavernous cunt to stockpile V1 rockets! if Hitler really had thought of this Stubbo, he'd have hidden the fuckin Tirpitz there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell. Can you imagine the stench wafting over Mozambique when an entire island off the coast is populated by burly bull dykes who's diet consists of rancid fanny and Stella are forced to live in a tropical climate. I imagine they would form some kind of Viking culture and raid the mainland in longboats thatched from pubic hair and the dried off discharge of yeast infections. A truly horrifying prospect. You should take this genius idea straight to George A. Romero Killer. I know the cunt's dead, but "Zombie Director of Lezzer Island" just has to be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: if Hitler really had thought of this Stubbo, he'd have hidden the fuckin Tirpitz there. Its actually quite tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Its actually quite tight. At last! Evidence of your Eastern European ancestry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: At last! Evidence of your Eastern European ancestry! About 20% East European Jewish actually. I would like to know more about my ancestry, have you any ideas .. like a final solution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: if Hitler really had thought of this Stubbo, he'd have hidden the fuckin Tirpitz there. Zink zee Bismarck herr kapitan, das boot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 20 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its actually quite tight. Pen was in port when the tirpitz docked one time, servicing the Kriegsmarine by taking a dozen nazi torpedoes through her fish tube. An important contribution to the war effort. Violet Szabo was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Captain, I’ve noticed you lingering in the shadows for a while, now. Would you like to join a clique? I think you may have mistaken me for Hank Marvin, who has spent many years in the Shadows despite his absolutely shite guitar sound, and as far as I am aware he would have little interest in joining a clique. However, if you could get Cliff to join, he may reconsider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 12/12/2017 at 7:25 AM, Decimus said: To be fair, all you and Phileas "Round the world by looking out of my Canadian felcher's window" Fogg, seem to do is cry and name drop us continuously. As a history lesson for your combined IQ of 12 to take in, you've both brought it on yourselves. You thought you could handle the big hitter by giving me jip unprovoked, and Vincent Van Spaz decided to have a pop even though I had previously left his rambling spastications unchallenged. A couple of keyboard warriors who have bitten off more than they can chew. Idiots. Keyboard warriors hey D, you know all about that shit, certainly a lot more than me as i don't come on here every day spitting fire and shitting spunk like you do. looking forward to your lame response...take it away lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 12/12/2017 at 6:53 PM, Ape said: How the fuck you, of all people, can call anyone “a bit strange” is laughable. You’re as much of a nutter as Jazz. Oh, and please explain exactly how “it will only end in tears” for me. Are you going to get your genius mate to track me down on his Fisher Price PC? One last thing - it’s you were, not you was. You do cry a lot on here Ape, you're doing it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Keyboard warriors hey D, you know all about that shit, certainly a lot more than me as i don't come on here every day spitting fire and shitting spunk like you do. looking forward to your lame response...take it away lucky. Forgive me, but I'm not the one who comes on here offering out fights in the real world like some sort of pathetic 12 year old. You really do need to grow up, you thick man-child. Now fuck off, everyone, including Stubby, has contributed and stayed on topic today, and yet here you are again disrupting the site. Troll cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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