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22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You used the quivering 12 chins shit yesterday dipshit in yet another missive from our self proclaimed leading idiot. Up your game.

Shut up 12 chins. 

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Morning, Stubby. I haven't got you scheduled in for a thrashing until mid-afternoon, so if you wouldn't mind chucking a bucket of ice water over your excited maggot and calming the fuck down until then it would be much appreciated. 

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I've checked todays cunting schedules and I am sorry to say you have been doublebooked, you were scheduled to abuse Cuntrape at three but unfortunately he is snowed in, I am afraid its too late to change the computer schedules now  Decs, can you make it tomorrow between 10 and 12 ?   

 

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Just now, luke swarm said:

I've checked todays cunting schedules and I am sorry to say you have been doublebooked, you were scheduled to abuse Cuntrape at three but unfortunately he is snowed in, I am afraid its too late to change the computer schedules now  Decs, can you make it tomorrow between 10 and 12 ?   

 

Thanks Luke, you're the true power behind the throne. I'll keep a window open for some Stubby playtime, I'm estimating I'll only need 45 seconds to make him shit his adult nappy.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Thanks Luke, you're the true power behind the throne. I'll keep a window open for some Stubby playtime, I'm estimating I'll only need 45 seconds to make him shit his adult nappy.

That's a bit rich from a lifer and classic meltdown merchant. I've not the energy for it today, troll someone else

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Just now, Decimus said:

Thanks Luke, you're the true power behind the throne. I'll keep a window open for some Stubby playtime, I'm estimating I'll only need 45 seconds to make him shit his adult nappy.

thanks Decs, this was going to be a busy week for all of us and I was worried about the system crashing, thankfully Eric has kindly agreed to pull out of the fray to free up some cunting capacity. Coming up to Christmas I am afraid it will have to be all hands to the pumps again.  

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

That's a bit rich from a lifer and classic meltdown merchant. I've not the energy for it today, troll someone else

I guess we imagined your Scope fiasco. Bubbles had you in a right tizz, and it was easier than shitting out a Vindaloo. 

As for Scope, I personally think that they should have stuck to "The Spastics Society".

What do you think about that, you palsy loving cunt?

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4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

By the drool on your chinny chin chin, you will gulp up punkapes wind. 

 

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

I guess we imagined your Scope fiasco. Bubbles had you in a right tizz, and it was easier than shitting out a Vindaloo. 

As for Scope, I personally think that they should have stuck to "The Spastics Society".

What do you think about that, you palsy loving cunt?

Good god, you pair of sad motherfuckers. Not happy unless you're both cunting someone off are you? 

I know how it'll end, however. 

Slaps on the wrist from mrs R followed by a weasely climb down, followed by a predictable meltdown. I hope FC brings you more pants this year as I feel you're both about to wet yours with rage. 

And @William T.D. Stickers don't PM me again, you sad, dirty little weed of a cunt

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8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Good god, you pair of sad motherfuckers. Not happy unless you're both cunting someone off are you? 

I know how it'll end, however. 

Slaps on the wrist from mrs R followed by a weasely climb down, followed by a predictable meltdown. I hope FC brings you more pants this year as I feel you're both about to wet yours with rage. 

And @William T.D. Stickers don't PM me again, you sad, dirty little weed of a cunt

Bill?

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Good god, you pair of sad motherfuckers. Not happy unless you're both cunting someone off are you? 

I know how it'll end, however. 

Slaps on the wrist from mrs R followed by a weasely climb down, followed by a predictable meltdown. I hope FC brings you more pants this year as I feel you're both about to wet yours with rage. 

And @William T.D. Stickers don't PM me again, you sad, dirty little weed of a cunt

@William T.D. Stickers, what faggotry is this? 

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5 hours ago, Decimus said:

I guess we imagined your Scope fiasco. Bubbles had you in a right tizz, and it was easier than shitting out a Vindaloo. 

As for Scope, I personally think that they should have stuck to "The Spastics Society".

What do you think about that, you palsy loving cunt?

I thought they just dealt with the downs dribblers? 

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