Neil Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Saw some dopey cunt out this morning in shorts,t shirt and fucking flip flops.Listen mate you look like a fucking twat full stop,not cool,not hip,just a cunt. Hope you die of pneumonia you absolute bell end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Saw some dopey cunt out this morning in shorts,t shirt and fucking flip flops.Listen mate you look like a fucking twat full stop,not cool,not hip,just a cunt. Hope you die of pneumonia you absolute bell end. Neil, unbelievably I also saw a cunt in Wolverhampton Sainsburys wearing a pair of shorts and hoodie.....even worse this cunt was Black, I am not prejudiced much but you would think these chaps with heritage from the scorching African sun would feel the cold more, and its fucking cold here. Yes, he looked like a thick twat and I was not alone in my astonishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Saw some dopey cunt out this morning in shorts,t shirt and fucking flip flops.Listen mate you look like a fucking twat full stop,not cool,not hip,just a cunt. Hope you die of pneumonia you absolute bell end. Stop checking out men in shorts then, just ignore them, you utter Gaylord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 The only people wearing shorts this late in the year are public schoolboys and guys who think that they are too hard to feel the cold. I used to share a flat with a guy who insisted on going out to the pubs wearing a Cannibal Corpse and no jacket. His arms would develop an ugly blue, blotchy appearance. He insisted he was no pussy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 16 hours ago, Neil said: Saw some dopey cunt out this morning in shorts,t shirt and fucking flip flops.Listen mate you look like a fucking twat full stop,not cool,not hip,just a cunt. Hope you die of pneumonia you absolute bell end. I was going to nom this Neil, after yesterday's trip to the cess pit of Gloucester. I saw several fuckwits in shorts despite the fact it was sleeting, they were all fat tuskers however, so it must be a way to distribute the massive blubber generated heat from their hulking bodies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 14 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The only people wearing shorts this late in the year are public schoolboys You've forgot the "hardnuts from Carlisle, Maryport and Workington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 I am reliably informed that short wearing is a habit often picked up as a guest of Her Majesty. Like bum sex, drug abuse and play station addiction then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I was going to nom this Neil, after yesterday's trip to the cess pit of Gloucester. I saw several fuckwits in shorts despite the fact it was sleeting, they were all fat tuskers however, so it must be a way to distribute the massive blubber generated heat from their hulking bodies unfortunately they soon replace the lost heat in the KFC with a family size bargain bucket for one and a bucket of Coke. I used to like Gloucester when I lived in Cirencester, it is not as stuck up as Cheltenham but on my last visit there, the area just outside the Weatherspoons was like a makeshift chav minacity with drunken tattooed cunts passed out all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Max Clifford can sell his now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Another fucking nonce bites the dust,good riddance cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Weren't his 'public relations' his downfall?...... stay dead you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: unfortunately they soon replace the lost heat in the KFC with a family size bargain bucket for one and a bucket of Coke. I used to like Gloucester when I lived in Cirencester, it is not as stuck up as Cheltenham but on my last visit there, the area just outside the Weatherspoons was like a makeshift chav minacity with drunken tattooed cunts passed out all over the place. I'm planning to sarin gas that area at some point. Watch this space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm planning to sarin gas that area at some point. Watch this space. Reported to GCHQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported to GCHQ. There's nothing in my in-box. Send it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Thick as fuck women who go bare legged in freezing weather should be mentioned as well. My friend turned up in a thick warm jacket, hat, gloves and winter boots but nothing on the legs. And then she starts whining how cold her legs are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thick as fuck women who go bare legged in freezing weather should be mentioned as well. My friend turned up in a thick warm jacket, hat, gloves and winter boots but nothing on the legs. And then she starts whining how cold her legs are! You've been stealing "comedy" anecdotes from your mate Jenny Eclair again, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thick as fuck women who go bare legged in freezing weather should be mentioned as well. My friend turned up in a thick warm jacket, hat, gloves and winter boots but nothing on the legs. And then she starts whining how cold her legs are! I'll bet the recent snow flurry was the first six inches you've seen in a while, Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll bet the recent snow flurry was the first six inches you've seen in a while, Gyps. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 58 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll bet the recent snow flurry was the first six inches you've seen in a while, Gyps. Double entendre = French for 'fucking stupid joke' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'll bet the recent snow flurry was the first six inches you've seen in a while, Gyps. Thankyou Sid James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Double entendre = French for 'fucking stupid joke' Many thanks for the Gallic phraseology lesson. Had I known you would be one of the recipients responding to my comment, I'd have edited it for those with a little less IQ. Touché. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Many thanks for the Gallic phraseology lesson. Had I known you would be one of the recipients responding to my comment, I'd have edited it for those with a little less IQ. Touché. Higgledy piggledy Thora Hird yark yark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 12/9/2017 at 2:44 PM, Neil said: Saw some dopey cunt out this morning in shorts,t shirt and fucking flip flops.Listen mate you look like a fucking twat full stop,not cool,not hip,just a cunt. Hope you die of pneumonia you absolute bell end. We can cling to the hopes that the exposure to the elements makes toes and other appendages rot and require amputation. Let's see how they fucking well do then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don’t know what you cunts are on about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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