Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: I don’t know what you cunts are on about. Wearing shorts in December in Ossie land is not really a problem is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 I saw some wankstain walking his cunt kids (I assume) to school this morning in shorts and flip flops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I saw some wankstain walking his cunt kids (I assume) to school this morning in shorts and flip flops... I keep a small box of wheel nuts in my car, so that when I see these fucksticks, I can teach them the error of their ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 44 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I keep a small box of wheel nuts in my car, so that when I see these fucksticks, I can teach them the error of their ways. Put them back on the wheels! During one of the police road safety campaigns, a senior policeman claimed that; "The most dangerous part of a motor car is the nut behind the steering wheel." Obviously, I immediately removed the one from my car, and would you believe it, the next time I drove it, I ploughed straight through a bus queue. The police should be careful with their, so called 'advice'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 54 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I keep a small box of wheel nuts in my car, so that when I see these fucksticks, I can teach them the error of their ways. Same goes for daft cunts who venture outside in this weather without a hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Same goes for daft cunts who venture outside in this weather without a hat The other side to that argument is that you might actually want the daft cunts to go out without a hat, as then maybe they would suffer cold shock and burst a vessel in their pistachio sized brain and drop fucking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Put them back on the wheels! During one of the police road safety campaigns, a senior policeman claimed that; "The most dangerous part of a motor car is the nut behind the steering wheel." Obviously, I immediately removed the one from my car, and would you believe it, the next time I drove it, I ploughed straight through a bus queue. The police should be careful with their, so called 'advice'. There is a "Letterbocks" if I've ever heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Put them back on the wheels! During one of the police road safety campaigns, a senior policeman claimed that; "The most dangerous part of a motor car is the nut behind the steering wheel." Obviously, I immediately removed the one from my car, and would you believe it, the next time I drove it, I ploughed straight through a bus queue. The police should be careful with their, so called 'advice'. Plagiarism at its best,at least give Viz a mention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: There is a "Letterbocks" if I've ever heard one. Busted. 2003 I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Postmen (and butch Postwomen) insist on wearing shorts in February. They might do it to raise funds for charity, or just to annoy people even more when they deliver a pile of leaflets to you at 4 PM. That's cuntitude however you look at it. Get the uniform of the old days back on and stop being twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Postmen (and butch Postwomen) insist on wearing shorts in February. They might do it to raise funds for charity, or just to annoy people even more when they deliver a pile of leaflets to you at 4 PM. That's cuntitude however you look at it. Get the uniform of the old days back on and stop being twats. At least they've got a job and not just walking the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 10/12/2017 at 11:48, Stubby Pecker said: I was going to nom this Neil, after yesterday's trip to the cess pit of Gloucester. I saw several fuckwits in shorts despite the fact it was sleeting, they were all fat tuskers however, so it must be a way to distribute the massive blubber generated heat from their hulking bodies Teach you a lesson not to linger at the public toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 9 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Postmen (and butch Postwomen) insist on wearing shorts in February. They might do it to raise funds for charity, or just to annoy people even more when they deliver a pile of leaflets to you at 4 PM. That's cuntitude however you look at it. Get the uniform of the old days back on and stop being twats. Royal Mail employees tend to be a bunch of failed wannabe hardmen, obese wasters and weird, autistic woman with lank, greasy hair. The common theme among them is wearing shorts in the dead of winter to demonstrate to the world how battle-hardened they truly are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Royal Mail employees tend to be a bunch of failed wannabe hardmen, obese wasters and weird, autistic woman with lank, greasy hair. The common theme among them is wearing shorts in the dead of winter to demonstrate to the world how battle-hardened they truly are. I'm not fucking seeing this. Are you pervs going round with a telescope or binos like fucking bird watchers? There's me in my woolly G String minding my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 It's when I witness this that I'm glad that I used to put dog shit in the post box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 18:56, Crab said: Teach you a lesson not to linger at the public toilets. Fuck off Albert you drooling mongoloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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