Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Real glamourpussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 'Mafia Pet Toads' more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 You're missing the point,they have a rotty at home to bring up the kids,cook,clean etc and then a line up of stunners to fuck to their hearts content,and who can blame them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 If you ever got a husband I'm pretty sure he'd end up putting concrete shoes on your feet, wrapping you up in a carpet and throwing you off a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: If you ever got a husband I'm pretty sure he'd end up putting concrete shoes on your feet, wrapping you up in a carpet and throwing you off a bridge. A bit difficult for a blind man to pull that off, to be fair. However i’m sure there would be a few volunteers to help the cunt out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A bit difficult for a blind man to pull that off, to be fair. However i’m sure there would be a few volunteers to help the cunt out. Chuckling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Real glamourpussies That's Pauli "blind man" Scarletti's wife. She told him she was a former beauty queen. Everyone tells Pauli she's beautiful, cos he's blind see? And anyone who tells him any different, they goes "sleeping wit da fishes. Capiche?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Kerrreist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 There's one on Mob Wives called 'Big Ang'. Can't post pics on here but Google her and post one of her. She's such a pretty little thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Real glamourpussies I'd like to have a go with the girly constable! Get rid of the glasses for some trashy makeup and then put them back on for that naughty secretary or uni student on heat, and you've got some cold winters evening entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's one on Mob Wives called 'Big Ang'. Can't post pics on here but Google her and post one of her. She's such a pretty little thing Euurrggghhhh. Fuck this shit sky high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Chubby.....gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Get rid of the glasses for some trashy makeup and then put them back on for that naughty secretary or uni student on heat, and you've got some cold winters evening entertainment. I'm not sure the secretary roleplaying will be very convincing whilst she's squeaming with revulsion, tears streaming down her face, repeatedly saying "no, no, please stop!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'm not sure the secretary roleplaying will be very convincing whilst she's squeaming with revulsion, tears streaming down her face, repeatedly saying "no, no, please stop!". That's the fun part of being the boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Euurrggghhhh. Fuck this shit sky high! Fuck me, that’s Luca Brazzi after they fished him out of the river. “Look what they did to my boy.”😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 16 hours ago, Neil said: Chubby.....gone! Don't worry Neil,she's dead now. Bit here's another for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 12 hours ago, Snatch said: Don't worry Neil,she's dead now. Bit here's another for you. Why was this tramp at some sort of award ceremony? Rather like our obsession with the Royals, this country treats organised criminals like some sort of pack of lovable rogues. Utter bullshit. I nommed this phenomenon a while back: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Rather like our obsession with the Royals, this country treats organised criminals like some sort of pack of lovable rogues. Utter bullshit. I nommed this phenomenon a whil back. Was this before or after you furiously pumped your tiddler with your heroin ravaged arm over Arthur Thompson's grave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 13 hours ago, Snatch said: Don't worry Neil,she's dead now. Bit here's another for you. I suspect the little honey bee was originally tattooed near her cunt and has made a desperate bid for freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Was this before or after you furiously pumped your tiddler with your heroin ravaged arm over Arthur Thompson's grave? Before that but after I finished my fried pizza, you English cunt. Try harder with the insults, the whole porridge wog ergo heroin thing has been done to death by people far more intelligent and creative than yourself. Are you pussies still dying in droves under an inch-thick carpet of snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 48 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Before that but after I finished my fried pizza, you English cunt. Try harder with the insults, the whole porridge wog ergo heroin thing has been done to death by people far more intelligent and creative than yourself. Are you pussies still dying in droves under an inch-thick carpet of snow? In my defence, I don't assume that you're a heroin addict because you're Scottish, but because the vast majority of the shit you come out with could only be produced by someone smacked off of their tits. Do you play the bagpipes? Lol Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 On 12/13/2017 at 3:53 PM, Decimus said: Do you play the bagpipes? Lol Fuck off. That joke works better if you remember to log in as Punkape first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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