Guest luke swarm Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Just now, Albert Ross said: Just that Sally James was my wake up on a Saturday morning wankfest, I may knock one out now as the memories are flooding back, not literally I will add here you go Bert, I award you your first like, good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Just that Sally James was my wake up on a Saturday morning wankfest, I may knock one out now as the memories are flooding back, not literally I will add Sally James peanut smuggling on a frosty Saturday morn brings a lump to my trousers.Those were the days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You dozy fucking cunt. When it's on the telly you have the choice of watching it or changing channels. When somebody runs up to you in the street with their little maggot swinging free, well, it's a bit more difficult to escape from the situation. So come on Judy. Tell us what you did? Listen mush, it was a case of mistaken identity. The bag was identical to mine and I picked it up by mistake. When the coppers stopped me , to my astonishment, it was full of bras and knickers! When we went back to the shop obviously some cunt had nicked the bag I had left there. I didn’t appreciate the sarcastic attitude of those officers and I only pled guilty on the advice of my brief , who is another sarky bastard. What’s it got to do with you anyway, nose ointment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Sally James peanut smuggling on a frosty Saturday morn brings a lump to my trousers.Those were the days I suspect your lump is probably benign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 40 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Just that Sally James was my wake up on a Saturday morning wankfest, I may knock one out now as the memories are flooding back, not literally I will add No need to use your your memory Bertram, have a good one😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Phoa! Who said you can call me Bert? Good evening Alb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Sally James peanut smuggling on a frosty Saturday morn brings a lump to my trousers.Those were the days I think you've found your kindred spirit in Bertie, you compulsive self abuser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I suspect your lump is probably benign. I wish It'd be nine.......... inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No need to use your your memory Bertram, have a good one😉 Thanks for that Gypo, do you have a clip where she's in the Ringmistress outfit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you've found your kindred spirit in Bertie, you compulsive self abuser Who said you can call me Bertie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 7 hours ago, luke swarm said: Now let me put this to bed, just because Coventry has been nominated city of culture does not and I mean Not with a capital N mean that it actually has any culture nor is liable to develop any. Its like thinking any of Lady Penelopes offerings here are actually real cunt nominations. I find that they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I find that they are. yes well obviously you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 8 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Thanks for that Gypo, do you have a clip where she's in the Ringmistress outfit? 'fraid not. But some say that Roops has several videos of her dressed in one, stalking the cooler corridors. But it's just a rumour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I see the glowing tributes to cheggers in the media. I'd just hold fire for a bit until the allegations emerge..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 13 hours ago, luke swarm said: yes well obviously you would. Obvious in that she has been responsible for many of the good recent noms here? What you wrote was silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 47 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Obvious in that she has been responsible for many of the good recent noms here? What you wrote was silly. I thought it was silly too! Despite your understated approach, I sense the cunt gene is strong within you, GG, and one day you'll allow it to explode like a nuclear sphincter following a particularly hot vindaloo. Don't hold back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I thought it was silly too! Despite your understated approach, I sense the cunt gene is strong within you, GG, and one day you'll allow it to explode like a nuclear sphincter following a particularly hot vindaloo. Don't hold back. Thanks Wolfie, and I appreciate the feedback. A big reason as to why I write in a calm manner is that I prefer to let the real talent on CC say what I'm thinking. For every Punkape or Bubba C, there's an Ape to rip them to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Obvious in that she has been responsible for many of the good recent noms here? What you wrote was silly. well.like that's just your opinion man as the Big Lebowski would say. Well spoken GG, I admire your ethics and sense of honour. Do stay on here a while and continue to be a watchdog and defender of the oppressed, we could do with a different viewpoint and I am sure we can look forward to some excellent contributions of your own, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: I thought it was silly too! Despite your understated approach, I sense the cunt gene is strong within you, GG, and one day you'll allow it to explode like a nuclear sphincter following a particularly hot vindaloo. Don't hold back. lets hope so Wolfie, he did just have a barbed dig at Bubba and Punkape so I do think this poster has potential. We already have our reasoned and calm voice in the shape of Rick so he will have to carve out his own niche. At the moment he is more of a Korma than a Vindaloo though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 His "mate" Tony Blackburn has been talking about Chegger's "drink problem". https://news.sky.com/story/tony-blackburn-on-keith-chegwin-and-his-drink-problems-11167015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 I loved Cheggers Plays Pop. The episode where Maggie Philbin's cherry went 'pop' was never broadcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: His "mate" Tony Blackburn has been talking about Chegger's "drink problem". https://news.sky.com/story/tony-blackburn-on-keith-chegwin-and-his-drink-problems-11167015 If I had a mate like Tony Blackburn, I would quickly develop a drink problem, and asbestos and polonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 On 12/11/2017 at 6:43 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: You dozy fucking cunt. When it's on the telly you have the choice of watching it or changing channels. When somebody runs up to you in the street with their little maggot swinging free, well, it's a bit more difficult to escape from the situation. So come on Judy. Tell us what you did? That's rattled the hairy old cuntbrain, i don't want to know what he did..but i bet it was in Sainsburys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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