Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 16 hours ago, Ape said: Didn’t Sadowitz believe Savile to be a paedophile years before it all came out? Sadowitz called every cunt a paedophile, or worse, so he had to be right occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 13 hours ago, ratcum said: good one jiggly. Remember her sidekick Cyril on That's Life? Cross-eyed fuck's dead now I hope I'll see your Cyril Fletcher and raise you Doc Cox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 On 13/12/2017 at 2:04 PM, camberwell gypsy said: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-kay-cancels-first-tour-11687075.amp "Garlic Bread? Garlic bread? Bread? With garlic"? Fuck off Cheese? Cake? Cheese and cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Cheese? Cake? Cheese and cake? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 I want him dead. Worthless, no talent, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wish some cunt would eat Sarah Millican. I think shes done OK considering she had to follow in her dads footsteps and you have to admit Spike was quite funny in his day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see your Cyril Fletcher and raise you Doc Cox. A pair of Stilgoes and you've got nothing little man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: A pair of Stilgoes and you've got nothing little man Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Do you remember them London buses? Proper red one with t'stair at t'back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Do you remember them London buses? Proper red one with t'stair at t'back? Puffs buses .. they entered them at the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Russell Brand is indeed a cunt. In fact, I believe that the SI unit of cuntiness is "The Brand". That unfunny bucket of jellied eels, James 'fak me! How did I get an OBE?' Corden scores 75 centibrands (0.75 Brands) by way of comparison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 5 hours ago, WhingeBenefits said: Russell Brand is indeed a cunt. In fact, I believe that the SI unit of cuntiness is "The Brand". That unfunny bucket of jellied eels, James 'fak me! How did I get an OBE?' Corden scores 75 centibrands (0.75 Brands) by way of comparison Relevant. You utterly thick fucking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 And while we're at it, that usless children's entertainer cunt Michael McIntyre is supposedly the highest earning comedian, what for? FFS he's about as funny as having your arse fisted by Edward Scissorhands. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, r-soles said: And while we're at it, that usless children's entertainer cunt Michael McIntyre is supposedly the highest earning comedian, what for? FFS he's about as funny as having your arse fisted by Edward Scissorhands. Fuck off! This cunt sounds like an autistic mouse squeaking, looks like a constipated chinaman, and has the comedy value of neither. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Relevant. You utterly thick fucking bastard. Brand's status as a cunt was mentioned in the course of this thread. I did not want that point to be lost. It's called social responsibility, reminding people that in the midst of mirth, Brand is watching and waiting (and acting like a cunt). By the way sir, you must be remarkably perceptive, being able to gauge my IQ, and my parents' marital status at the time of my conception, from 3 sentences. They should abolish GCSE's A levels, degrees etc and just have you scanning over a few sentences on a bulletin board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Oh right Decimus, you are from Norfolk. Now it all makes sense! Of course you are perceptive, your inbred ears are probably the size of a double decker bus, and you can probably hear me think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 4 hours ago, WhingeBenefits said: you can probably hear me think! I suspect that even the BFG with the aid of an ear trumpet and the entirety of SETI's interstellar listening technology at his disposal would struggle to hear the tiny cogs turning inside your miniscule brain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: I suspect that even the BFG with the aid of an ear trumpet and the entirerty of SETI's interstellar listening technology at his disposal would struggle to hear the tiny cogs turning inside your miniscule brain. Yes well, I dare say that cogs are considered to be the height of advanced technology in Norfolk, and I do appreciate all that inbred rural wisdom about cows lying down, red sky at night and all the rest of that shit, and I dare say that the last person who tried to install fibre-optic cable in Norfolk was burned for witchcraft, but outside Norfolk its generally well known that brains are composed of something called "neurons". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, WhingeBenefits said: Yes well, I dare say that cogs are considered to be the height of advanced technology in Norfolk, and I do appreciate all that inbred rural wisdom about cows lying down, red sky at night and all the rest of that shit, and I dare say that the last person who tried to install fibre-optic cable in Norfolk was burned for witchcraft, but outside Norfolk its generally well known that brains are composed of something called "neurons". That's the spirit Whingey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, WhingeBenefits said: its generally well known that brains are composed of something called "neurons". Hands up, I'm guilty of referencing an idiom for an idiot. If only I realised that you had such an in depth knowledge of neurochemistry, I wouldn't have dared to tangle with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, WhingeBenefits said: Yes well, I dare say that cogs are considered to be the height of advanced technology in Norfolk, and I do appreciate all that inbred rural wisdom about cows lying down, red sky at night and all the rest of that shit, and I dare say that the last person who tried to install fibre-optic cable in Norfolk was burned for witchcraft, but outside Norfolk its generally well known that brains are composed of something called "neurons". absolute bollocks, if brains are made of neurons then please explain Albert Dross then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: absolute bollocks, if brains are made of neurons then please explain Albert Dross then? No explanation needed, it would be a wasted effort. Just like the oxygen you steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: No explanation needed, it would be a wasted effort. Just like the oxygen you steal. Bert, when all is quiet and you are lying in bed, do you ever hear a sort of low persistent mechanical back ground noise, sort of like rusty cogs turning slowly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Bert, when all is quiet and you are lying in bed, do you ever hear a sort of low persistent mechanical back ground noise, sort of like rusty cogs turning slowly? Of course I don't you thick cunt, as you said "when all is quiet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 19 hours ago, Decimus said: I suspect that even the BFG with the aid of an ear trumpet and the entirety of SETI's interstellar listening technology at his disposal would struggle to hear the tiny cogs turning inside your miniscule brain. 18 hours ago, WhingeBenefits said: Yes well, I dare say that cogs are considered to be the height of advanced technology in Norfolk, and I do appreciate all that inbred rural wisdom about cows lying down, red sky at night and all the rest of that shit, and I dare say that the last person who tried to install fibre-optic cable in Norfolk was burned for witchcraft, but outside Norfolk its generally well known that brains are composed of something called "neurons". Alright lads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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