Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: You're talking about Pen's identical twin sister, then? Over to you Pen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No, of course not. They are a controlled drug and thus subject to quite stringent controls in supply, storage and prescription. Problem is, every bugger is on them for low back pain or fibromyalgia and despite regular exhortations to reduce/stop them, your average patient loves their opioids and thinks you are a crap doctor if you tinker. The other problem is that they come in various strengths, (we don’t know exactly what she was carrying) with a usual max of 400mg per day. People might easily be taking six Tramadol 50mg per day, which is 168 tablets for a 28 day prescription, so not hard to collect 300 from Grandma, who stopped taking them years ago because they constipate her but never told her GP. They are everywhere on the street, where our drug taking community use Tramadol with Benzos and Gabapentinoids to manage their ups and downs. As for this bloody silly girl, I’m inclined to agree with the thrust of previous comments. There must be a penalty for stupidity or anarchy will follow. If she spends a year or two as the entertainment for the Hurghada Prison Officers Association, tough. She’s partial to Arab cock anyway, so sod her. So, it's the repeat prescription brigade's fault. So if we assume a rather large percentage of people receiving these drugs do not pay for their prescriptions no wonder our wonderful NHS is fucked, fucking scrounging cunts! Also, calling her a "bloody silly girl" is a bit of an understatement (IMHO). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Here’s the Tramadol mule, for reference.... No burqa, no hijab...she's lucky she isn't scheduled for beheading! Yes, I would give her one up the right un..the wrong un and the vocal un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: No burqa, no hijab...she's lucky she isn't scheduled for beheading! Yes, I would give her one up the right un..the wrong un and the vocal un! I'd flush her head down the shitter and shove a deep heat coated dildo up her twat the rancid little slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: No burqa, no hijab...she's lucky she isn't scheduled for beheading! Yes, I would give her one up the right un..the wrong un and the vocal un! To sound like a 1970s throwback, she's a fucking top bit of totty. My theory is her and Mr Omar sell the goods onward in Gypo land at hyper inflated prices, ergo: she gets a free holiday every couple of months, he has a thriving business. I wonder how many other "mules" he has? Is there any mention of her employment in KuH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd prescribe them to Decs and Roops and advise them to take all 300 in one go. @Mrs Roops do you want to do the honours, or shall I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops do you want to do the honours, or shall I? I think she's talking about the tablets. not Spartans, although I'm fairly sure that both of you could take 300 Spartans without breaking sweat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Here’s the Tramadol mule, for reference.... A double bagger it is but I'd give it a dirty sanchez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Neil said: A double bagger it is but I'd give it a dirty sanchez If she had better tits, I'd let her shit on my glass-topped coffee table. But she hasn't, so she can fuck off and get boned by beardy men. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 48 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If she had better tits, I'd let her shit on my glass-topped coffee table. But she hasn't, so she can fuck off and get boned by beardy men. I think Quincy may be able to help you in the random placing of faecal matter in your living quarters Cap, if you can get him on a Saturday after a night on the ale I think you would be in for a rare treat and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: No burqa, no hijab...she's lucky she isn't scheduled for beheading! Yes, I would give her one up the right un..the wrong un and the vocal un! Under the influence of Tramadol, presumably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: A double bagger it is but I'd give it a dirty sanchez Double bagger fucking bollocks! Bullshit! You would smash the fucking granny out of it and thank any available god for the privilege. You're fooling no cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: A double bagger it is but I'd give it a dirty sanchez I'd floss my teeth with her swimsuit. Unashamedly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Double bagger fucking bollocks! Bullshit! You would smash the fucking granny out of it and thank any available god for the privilege. You're fooling no cunt. Rumbled......I'd smash her fucking doors in and some,she'd look like a glazed donut in no time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops do you want to do the honours, or shall I? Pull your tongue out of Roops' arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd floss my teeth with her swimsuit. Unashamedly. So would Neil and every other cunt on here with a millilitre of red blood. But apparently it's fashionable to downplay ones basic instinct and appeal to the PC intelligentsia nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: Rumbled......I'd smash her fucking doors in and some,she'd look like a glazed donut in no time I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If she had better tits, I'd let her shit on my glass-topped coffee table. But she hasn't, so she can fuck off and get boned by beardy men. Beardy women where she's going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I'd flush her head down the shitter and shove a deep heat coated dildo up her twat the rancid little slag. This pussy footing around and sitting on the fence shit has no place on the corner, say what you mean, there's a good man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Over to you Pen.... Pens gash hasn't be the same since it's welcoming of all those empire troops circa VE Day, and has dried up akin to a barren savanna. Those "teeth" are actually left over bits from a V2 rocket strike. Well played adolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 16 hours ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops do you want to do the honours, or shall I? Its a low grade stuff. I generally ignore him. Most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 I'd let her give me a lapdance whilst she shits herself wearing clingfilm pants, before spinning around, coming on her tits, then motorboating them. However, I'm not sure I'd go for any how's your father; be it on-top, doggy or normal. I'm a married man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: I'd let her give me a lapdance whilst she shits herself wearing clingfilm pants, before spinning around, coming on her tits, then motorboating them. However, I'm not sure I'd go for any how's your father; be it on-top, doggy or normal. I'm a married man. Soppy cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 27/12/2017 at 9:07 AM, Lady Penelope said: She was in love .. poor angel She'll be loved in jail, don't worry about that Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 27/12/2017 at 12:56 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: No angels in Hull. Dirty scrubbers hence this one's fetish for greasy Arab shlong which I have no doubt she is going to receiving on a regular basis from the prison guards in order to stay alive for the next 3 years. Hubby won't love her when her Pissflaps resemble the Sarlacc from Return of the jedi. That reminds me, I had some decorating done and the plasterer left his bucket here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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