Stubby Pecker Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 There's not many more things that say "I'm a cunt" than owning one of these abominations of nature. Thanks to some highly talented celebs, every chavy Lewis Hamilton wannabe gets one of these disposable poor little bastards to ponce about with. I had to slow down this morning and manoeuvre around some skinny jeaned prick and his mrs, both with said unfortunate creatures and both on their phones. One assumes that wearing sensible footwear to walk their pretend dogs in the winter is beyond their intelligence hence the reason why they were standing in the road (on opposite sides of course) and not on the grass verge. Also these fucking poor cunts are so inbreed and tweaked to suit their fashion conscious owners they have a host of health issues, especially breathing problems, condemning the breed to a shitty, painful existence. Not to mention the fucking awful puppy breeding industry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There's not many more things that say "I'm a cunt" than owning one of these abominations of nature. Thanks to some highly talented celebs, every chavy Lewis Hamilton wannabe gets one of these disposable poor little bastards to ponce about with. I had to slow down this morning and manoeuvre around some skinny jeaned prick and his mrs, both with said unfortunate creatures and both on their phones. One assumes that wearing sensible footwear to walk their pretend dogs in the winter is beyond their intelligence hence the reason why they were standing in the road (on opposite sides of course) and not on the grass verge. Also these fucking poor cunts are so inbreed and tweaked to suit their fashion conscious owners they have a host of health issues, especially breathing problems, condemning the breed to a shitty, painful existence. Not to mention the fucking awful puppy breeding industry. I have no real comment on this subject Stubby my boy, I just don't like to see anyone's nomination bomb so catastrophically as to go out with a zero comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 They have "pug owners meeting days" where 200+ owners and they're dogs turn up. Can you imagine what 200+ of these fuckers in a huge tent sound like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There's not many more things that say "I'm a cunt" than owning one of these abominations of nature. Thanks to some highly talented celebs, every chavy Lewis Hamilton wannabe gets one of these disposable poor little bastards to ponce about with. I had to slow down this morning and manoeuvre around some skinny jeaned prick and his mrs, both with said unfortunate creatures and both on their phones. One assumes that wearing sensible footwear to walk their pretend dogs in the winter is beyond their intelligence hence the reason why they were standing in the road (on opposite sides of course) and not on the grass verge. Also these fucking poor cunts are so inbreed and tweaked to suit their fashion conscious owners they have a host of health issues, especially breathing problems, condemning the breed to a shitty, painful existence. Not to mention the fucking awful puppy breeding industry. That mate, is exactly why the corner exists! To name them, shame them, and slate the piss out of them! For one, being a wannabe golf enthusiast faggot from Cheshire....that screams "i'm a stupid fucking cunt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 39 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have no real comment on this subject Stubby my boy, I just don't like to see anyone's nomination bomb so catastrophically as to go out with a zero comment. Thanks swarm, I won't forget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have "pug owners meeting days" where 200+ owners and they're dogs turn up. Can you imagine what 200+ of these fuckers in a huge tent sound like? I'm imagining a couple of HE grenades thrown in the middle would solve this problem 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That mate, is exactly why the corner exists! To name them, shame them, and slate the piss out of them! For one, being a wannabe golf enthusiast faggot from Cheshire....that screams "i'm a stupid fucking cunt!" I'm glad some cunt can see the brilliance or not of this nom. We await punkers return to see if he can behave and take it on the chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm imagining a couple of HE grenades thrown in the middle would solve this problem I'm glad some cunt can see the brilliance or not of this nom. We await punkers return to see if he can behave and take it on the chin He has had more balls banged against his chin than Elton John as the proverb goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have "pug owners meeting days" where 200+ owners and they're dogs turn up. Can you imagine what 200+ of these fuckers in a huge tent sound like? I imagine it's a similar experience to the main dogging haunts in Dulwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 06/01/2018 at 8:33 AM, Stubby Pecker said: There's not many more things that say "I'm a cunt" than owning one of these abominations of nature. Thanks to some highly talented celebs, every chavy Lewis Hamilton wannabe gets one of these disposable poor little bastards to ponce about with. I had to slow down this morning and manoeuvre around some skinny jeaned prick and his mrs, both with said unfortunate creatures and both on their phones. One assumes that wearing sensible footwear to walk their pretend dogs in the winter is beyond their intelligence hence the reason why they were standing in the road (on opposite sides of course) and not on the grass verge. Also these fucking poor cunts are so inbreed and tweaked to suit their fashion conscious owners they have a host of health issues, especially breathing problems, condemning the breed to a shitty, painful existence. Not to mention the fucking awful puppy breeding industry. That’s bang on stubby. Fucking useless wheezing sneezing ugly little cunts. Designer dogs pumped out with no regard for genetic issues, just a quick buck for unscrupulous puppy farm cunts. The poor bugger must live a cunt of a shortened life being owned by fashion trend aping fucking hipster cunts who will drop it like a hot potato when the next trend comes along, or when they have a little Tristram or Zara the poor slobbering little bastard will get the arse because it’s poor breeding will make it a snappy little bugger through no fault of its own. Fuck me, I need a lie down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: That’s bang on stubby. Fucking useless wheezing sneezing ugly little cunts. Designer dogs pumped out with no regard for genetic issues, just a quick buck for unscrupulous puppy farm cunts. The poor bugger must live a cunt of a shortened life being owned by fashion trend aping fucking hipster cunts who will drop it like a hot potato when the next trend comes along, or when they have a little Tristram or Zara the poor slobbering little bastard will get the arse because it’s poor breeding will make it a snappy little bugger through no fault of its own. Fuck me, I need a lie down. Great work SC, have a cold "stubby" or a golden gaytime Fuck me, the wicket at the SCG must me good if your curry muncher can go big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Yeah khawaja has the monkey off his back now! I went to the big bash last night, both of the Melbourne teams. Free tickets through a mate into the MCC. Couldn’t say no. It peaked at 42.6 degrees in my part of town yesterday, so a few schooners of Carlton Draught didn’t even touch the sides! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 47 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Yeah khawaja has the monkey off his back now! I went to the big bash last night, both of the Melbourne teams. Free tickets through a mate into the MCC. Couldn’t say no. It peaked at 42.6 degrees in my part of town yesterday, so a few schooners of Carlton Draught didn’t even touch the sides! Are you out on parole after a rule 5B misdemeanour backtrack.. lol. Perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 54 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Yeah khawaja has the monkey off his back now! I went to the big bash last night, both of the Melbourne teams. Free tickets through a mate into the MCC. Couldn’t say no. It peaked at 42.6 degrees in my part of town yesterday, so a few schooners of Carlton Draught didn’t even touch the sides! I'm sweating my bollocks off at 32.6 degrees. Did you use sun screen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Pugs are a bit like Mancunians. One is a uniquely ugly breed of stunted, short-arse and pathetic specimens replete with a range of genetic defects such as rampant heart disease, obesity and respiratory problems brought about by a small and restricted gene pool. The others are dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm sweating my bollocks off at 32.6 degrees. Did you use sun screen? It's 3°c in Whitby and a fat brown woman is simultaneously screaming and being sick in the street outside of my hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It's 3°c in Whitby and a fat brown woman is simultaneously screaming and being sick in the street outside of my hotel. Did she see you naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Did she see you naked? No, I approached from behind on my tippy toes and donkey punched her in the 'fro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's 3°c in Whitby and a fat brown woman is simultaneously screaming and being sick in the street outside of my hotel. All i know is whitby is populated by goths of all ages driving hearses for a laff. 3ºc? fucking hell break out the sun cream lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Pugs are a bit like Mancunians. One is a uniquely ugly breed of stunted, short-arse and pathetic specimens replete with a range of genetic defects such as rampant heart disease, obesity and respiratory problems brought about by a small and restricted gene pool. The others are dogs. As Mancs have a longer life expectancy than you sweaty sock fuckers, it must be the drugs, Buckfast and rampant homosexuality that are fucking you up. Oh, and men wearing skirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Are you out on parole after a rule 5B misdemeanour backtrack.. lol. Perv. You're the one on parole, shit stabber. When the tag on your ankle starts beeping roops is coming tear you a new arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Are you out on parole after a rule 5B misdemeanour backtrack.. lol. Perv. You add nothing. You would actually detract from a vacuum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Decimus said: It's 3°c in Whitby and a fat brown woman is simultaneously screaming and being sick in the street outside of my hotel. January, Whitby, hotel. Is life that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: January, Whitby, hotel. Is life that bad? January, Norwich, Home......does that answer your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: January, Whitby, hotel. Is life that bad? But fucking Whitby. The big brown tart he saw was probably a local Samaritan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 It has to be said, I fuckin' hate dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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