ratcum Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Your children are not a project and you are not qualified. They turn out like little ponce cunts and are universally loathed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Excellent nom, Ratters. These simpleton fucking cunts create people with so few social skills, they might just as well be named Raul or Ted. They couldn't problem solve their way out of a children's pool of Jell-O! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 I agree Herr Oberst. Much better to send them to a damned good public school so they can turn out to be complete and utter arseholes who can amuse us with their bungling detachment from the real world.....er......a bit like you and Boris Johnson now I come to think of it. 🤡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 15 hours ago, ratcum said: Your children are not a project and you are not qualified. They turn out like little ponce cunts and are universally loathed. what was the Question being asked above Ratty just to give us some context, I assume it was not about the digestive tract process obviously. The dad looks like that cunt who used to present police 5 by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 43 minutes ago, luke swarm said: what was the Question being asked above Ratty just to give us some context, I assume it was not about the digestive tract process obviously. The dad looks like that cunt who used to present police 5 by the way. The question was: "What was the last thing your parents did together" I see what you mean about looking like Shaw Taylor Swarmo? I thought it was the jewtastic Malcolm Rifkind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Right on Ratty, On Planet Bacon, the solution is, conscription to the army at age 5, service until at least age 35, then free beer and recreational drugs for the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: I agree Herr Oberst. Much better to send them to a damned good public school so they can turn out to be complete and utter arseholes who can amuse us with their bungling detachment from the real world.....er......a bit like you and Boris Johnson now I come to think of it. 🤡 good one Pancho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Right on Ratty, On Planet Bacon, the solution is, conscription to the army at age 5, service until at least age 35, then free beer and recreational drugs for the survivors. Ah yes, the Central African model of childcare. Good one Twatty Name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: what was the Question being asked above Ratty just to give us some context, I assume it was not about the digestive tract process obviously. The dad looks like that cunt who used to present police 5 by the way. He looks like Malcolm Rifkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: The question was: "What was the last thing your parents did together" I see what you mean about looking like Shaw Taylor Swarmo? I thought it was the jewtastic Malcolm Rifkind. What's all this Jewish Malarkey Ratty, I wasn't around in the golden olden days (thankfully) so don't know the background but is it a religious dislike, Zionist conspiracy stuff or just an admiration for National Socialist ideals. Be honest and I will of course drop the subject immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ah yes, the Central African model of childcare. Indeed, and a good summation. One of the few 3rd world social policies on which we seem to be a bit behind the curve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 17 hours ago, ratcum said: Your children are not a project and you are not qualified. They turn out like little ponce cunts and are universally loathed. When you meet someone at a social gathering and they ask, “Have you got any kids?”, no matter how drunk you are, remember they mean your own kids. Under no circumstances ever mention your tapas-themed basement dungeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: What's all this Jewish Malarkey Ratty, I wasn't around in the golden olden days (thankfully) so don't know the background but is it a religious dislike, Zionist conspiracy stuff or just an admiration for National Socialist ideals. Be honest and I will of course drop the subject immediately. Politically it's just an anti Zionist thing Luke. However, as jews accuse anyone and everyone of being anti-Semitic if questioning Israel's actions, then I think... fuck it, I'll wind them up. In addition to that, our very own Judge has me down as a Nazi, so I play the role to fuel his masturbatory fantasies. Glad you asked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: When you meet someone at a social gathering and they ask, “Have you got any kids?”, no matter how drunk you are, remember they mean your own kids. Under no circumstances ever mention your tapas-themed basement dungeon. you should be on mumsnet CB. They'd lap you up, and no mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: What's all this Jewish Malarkey Ratty, I wasn't around in the golden olden days (thankfully) so don't know the background but is it a religious dislike, Zionist conspiracy stuff or just an admiration for National Socialist ideals. Be honest and I will of course drop the subject immediately. It all stems from a botched circumcision as a baby, but he's very sensitive about it. (I say "he", but you could really go with any pronoun now.) Ever since then he's had a severe case of chaetophobia which is triggered in the presence of Hasidic Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: What's all this Jewish Malarkey Ratty, I wasn't around in the golden olden days (thankfully) so don't know the background but is it a religious dislike, Zionist conspiracy stuff or just an admiration for National Socialist ideals. Be honest and I will of course drop the subject immediately. He’s an Imam and therefore religiously, ethnically and ideologically opposed to the existence of the state of Israel. Try not to mention it too often as he gets a bit ratty. I’ll get me Shtreimel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: Politically it's just an anti Zionist thing Luke. However, as jews accuse anyone and everyone of being anti-Semitic if questioning Israel's actions, then I think... fuck it, I'll wind them up. In addition to that, our very own Judge has me down as a Nazi, so I play the role to fuel his masturbatory fantasies. Glad you asked? That’s quality acting and no mistake. Enough Oscars already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It all stems from a botched circumcision as a baby, but he's very sensitive about it. (I say "he", but you could really go with any pronoun now.) Ever since then he's had a severe case of chaetophobia which is triggered in the presence of Hasidic Jews. chaetophobia (a fear of hair, just googled it) well I can see now why he is terrified of Mrs Roops now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 9 hours ago, luke swarm said: what was the Question being asked above Ratty just to give us some context, I assume it was not about the digestive tract process obviously. The dad looks like that cunt who used to present police 5 by the way. The dad looks like he is wearing the shopkeeper coat from open all hours. I'm a good driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It all stems from a botched circumcision as a baby, but he's very sensitive about it. (I say "he", but you could really go with any pronoun now.) Ever since then he's had a severe case of chaetophobia which is triggered in the presence of Hasidic Jews. Circumstantial evidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: That’s quality acting and no mistake. Enough Oscars already! And I didn't give in to the tender ministrations of Weinstein, Hoffman, Spielcunt or any other earwigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 On 06/01/2018 at 7:57 PM, ratcum said: Your children are not a project and you are not qualified. They turn out like little ponce cunts and are universally loathed. Were you home educated Ratters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Were you home educated Ratters? Much better, keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 13 hours ago, ratcum said: And I didn't give in to the tender ministrations of Weinstein, Hoffman, Spielcunt or any other earwigs No, just David Irving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 41 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Much better, keep it up. How did your mum handle you not going full term .. what did she use to crack the egg open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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