camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: He’s an Imam and therefore religiously, ethnically and ideologically opposed to the existence of the state of Israel. Try not to mention it too often as he gets a bit ratty. I’ll get me Shtreimel. Did you know a Shtreimal is made up of about 30 animals including fox and mink? I don't see any tree hugger throwing paint over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Dahlia Lavi used to give me the ’orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you know a Shtreimal is made up of about 30 animals including fox and mink? I don't see any tree hugger throwing paint over them. they should Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: they should The trouble is they don’t know. But once Corbyn finds out he will be all over it like a rash. Then he can cry over the poor Palestinian children and the cute furry animals at the same time. No doubt you will be right there with all the Trots. Of course there can’t be more than half a dozen of the stupid looking things in the country but it’s the principle of the thing that counts, don’t you agree Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: The trouble is they don’t know. But once Corbyn finds out he will be all over it like a rash. Then he can cry over the poor Palestinian children and the cute furry animals at the same time. No doubt you will be right there with all the Trots. Of course there can’t be more than half a dozen of the stupid looking things in the country but it’s the principle of the thing that counts, don’t you agree Herr Oberst? Germany Calling! Germany Calling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: The trouble is they don’t know. But once Corbyn finds out he will be all over it like a rash. Then he can cry over the poor Palestinian children and the cute furry animals at the same time. No doubt you will be right there with all the Trots. Of course there can’t be more than half a dozen of the stupid looking things in the country but it’s the principle of the thing that counts, don’t you agree Herr Oberst? I would never trust a fox in his green field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 15 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Dahlia Lavi used to give me the ’orn. Is that the same as the DVLA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Is that the same as the DVLA? I remember when it was called the DVLC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 6 hours ago, ratcum said: I would never trust a fox in his green field What about a Fox in the desert? Now there’s a dilemma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 @neil you tit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: @neil you tit What a cunt eh? I'l get my Parker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, Neil said: What a cunt eh? lezzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 The whole Bowie (like bow and arrow)...........Bow (like bough of a tree) Eee debate only cunts say Bow Eee Ratfact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: The whole Bowie (like bow and arrow)...........Bow (like bough of a tree) Eee debate only cunts say Bow Eee Ratfact Zowie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Zowie! Right, that's it! I'm taking you to the fackin cleaners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Zowie! He couldn't get it right, so he became Duncan Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 On 09/01/2018 at 5:52 PM, judgetwi said: What about a Fox in the desert? Now there’s a dilemma. There's a rat in ma kitchen. What I'm a gonna do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Zowie! Have we really descended to the point of quoting the slags from Captain Caveman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a rat in ma kitchen. What I'm a gonna do? One in ten houses in London's Camberwell suffer this very problem, apparently. Have you tried hanging a pair of your skidmarked 48" briefs in the cupboard under the sink, to draw their attention from your food? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have we really descended to the point of quoting the slags from Captain Caveman. I would have back scuttled every fucking one of them slags, cavy as well after a skin full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: The whole Bowie (like bow and arrow)...........Bow (like bough of a tree) Eee debate only cunts say Bow Eee Ratfact Mmmmmmmmmmm Uh Mm mm mm mmm mmm mmm Wicky wild wild wicky wicky wild Wicky wild Wicky wicky wild wild west Jim West Desperado Rough rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a rat in ma kitchen. What I'm a gonna do? Pass the dutchie pon the left and side..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Pass the dutchie pon the left and side..! I remember seeing musical youth on blue peter (first sooty chaps I think I ever saw) or something similar, which dates me horribly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 27 minutes ago, Wolfie said: One in ten houses in London's Camberwell suffer this very problem, apparently. Have you tried hanging a pair of your skidmarked 48" briefs in the cupboard under the sink, to draw their attention from your food? Obviously works for you then. Does your wife know you use her trollies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Pass the dutchie pon the left and side..! It a go bun, give me liccle music that me jump and prance. I'll get me rasta hat, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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