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What goes through the minds of drivers who, in a duel carriageway, feel the need to drive next to the vehicle in the left lane (doing just under the limit) and match their speed?

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9 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

What goes through the minds of drivers who, in a duel carriageway, feel the need to drive next to the vehicle in the left lane (doing just under the limit) and match their speed?

They’re probably doing it deliberately to piss off plebian Hillman imp drivers such as yourself self...

lol.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

They’re probably doing it deliberately to piss off plebian Hillman imp drivers such as yourself self...

lol.

 

 

He is posh .. he drives a Singer Chamois.

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3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

They’re probably doing it deliberately to piss off plebian Hillman imp drivers such as yourself self...

lol.

 

 

You make an interesting point.

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5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

You make an interesting point.

So do Unicorns.....

Fuck off.

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52 minutes ago, Punkape said:

So do Unicorns.....

Fuck off.

Have you been on an intensive training course in being funny recently, Punky? Perhaps during your time in the Xmas cooler? If you have, I’d ask for a refund if I were you. You’re completely fucking shit.

lol.

Fuck off.

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7 minutes ago, Ape said:

Have you been on an intensive training course in being funny recently, Punky? Perhaps during your time in the Xmas cooler? If you have, I’d ask for a refund if I were you. You’re completely fucking shit.

lol.

Fuck off.

Yes he has ..  now its your turn.

Get Fucked!

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Getting back to why some drivers end up and remain side by side with another vehicle, one reason is down to overtake rage - as if they're being threatened or belittled in some way, so they speed up.

For example, would LP have the good grace to let Punkerella complete an overtaking manoeuvre and merge back into her lane in front?

 

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20 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Getting back to why some drivers end up and remain side by side with another vehicle, one reason is down to overtake rage - as if they're being threatened or belittled in some way, so they speed up.

For example, would LP have the good grace to let Punkerella complete an overtaking manoeuvre and merge back into her lane in front?

 

No word of a lie some years back when i was doing driving lessons, some spastic in the passenger seat of a car a bit in front of me stuck his head out of the window on the dual carriageway and did some mongy thing with his tongue at me.

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6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

No word of a lie some years back when i was doing driving lessons, some spastic in the passenger seat of a car a bit in front of me stuck his head out of the window on the dual carriageway and did some mongy thing with his tongue at me.

People who grief learner drivers are beyond pathetic.

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41 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Getting back to why some drivers end up and remain side by side with another vehicle, one reason is down to overtake rage - as if they're being threatened or belittled in some way, so they speed up.

For example, would LP have the good grace to let Punkerella complete an overtaking manoeuvre and merge back into her lane in front?

 

Pen likes Punky from behind.  Punky of course, only knows being behind another (man).  

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46 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

No word of a lie some years back when i was doing driving lessons, some spastic in the passenger seat of a car a bit in front of me stuck his head out of the window on the dual carriageway and did some mongy thing with his tongue at me.

That was probably a french bulldog. 

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Boys will play with their toys. If Punkape exists and is from Cheshire, he probably drives a Masseu-Ferguson tractor with a top speed of 8mph. I will stick to my bike and let the BMW drivers continue to compensate for their micro-penises.

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10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

What goes through the minds of drivers who, in a duel carriageway, feel the need to drive next to the vehicle in the left lane (doing just under the limit) and match their speed?

Maybe some are thinking that they should go to W.H. Smiths and buy a dictionary. Join in their thinking please.  Duel indeed.  Fuck off.

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14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Maybe some are thinking that they should go to W.H. Smiths and buy a dictionary. Join in their thinking please.  Duel indeed.  Fuck off.

Idiot.

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9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Maybe some are thinking that they should go to W.H. Smiths and buy a dictionary. Join in their thinking please.  Duel indeed.  Fuck off.

You're very strict, wutheringscrote.

*Dual

A question for you.  Why do you pretend to be French?  Is it so that those who have unpleasant words for you will focus on French stereotypes and skip over the fact that you're a miserable old coffin dodger?

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4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Idiot.

Au contraire. It is called keeping up standards. The corner has fought long and hard to correct Snatch's grammar, and along comes this semi-illiterate cunt, who, it would appear is on the same intellectual level as Snowflake.  fuck off

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43 minutes ago, Manky said:

Boys will play with their toys. If Punkape exists and is from Cheshire, he probably drives a Masseu-Ferguson tractor with a top speed of 8mph. I will stick to my bike and let the BMW drivers continue to compensate for their micro-penises.

He does, but he isn't.

He is from Tower Hamlets, he has a stall at his local flea market where he sells CDs.  He yells "Any two fow a paaahnd" as people stroll past (pretending not to hear).  His CC persona is escapism.

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8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Au contraire. It is called keeping up standards. The corner has fought long and hard to correct Snatch's grammar, and along comes this semi-illiterate cunt, who, it would appear is on the same intellectual level as Snowflake.  fuck off

GG is making you look like a right fucking cunt. What are you going to do about it?

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

GG is making you look like a right fucking cunt. What are you going to do about it?

He's alright.

He's cantankerous, strict, and pretends to be French.  He's also very funny on CC.

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8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Pen likes Punky from behind.  Punky of course, only knows being behind another (man).  

I'd always assumed they were the same person: Punky playing out his transgender persona, when the mood takes himher

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Just now, Jiggerycock said:

I'd always assumed they were the same person: Punky playing out his transgender persona, when the mood takes himher

Bastard .. it was you looking through my bedroom window :(

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1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

Bastard .. it was you looking through my bedroom window :(

Yes - and that 'tucking it back between your legs' thing is fooling no one. I saw it and your foreskin makes it look like Kenny from Southpark.

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4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Yes - and that 'tucking it back between your legs' thing is fooling no one. I saw it and your foreskin makes it look like Kenny from Southpark.

That was my rampant rabbit.

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1 hour ago, Manky said:

Boys will play with their toys. If Punkape exists and is from Cheshire, he probably drives a Masseu-Ferguson tractor with a top speed of 8mph. I will stick to my bike and let the BMW drivers continue to compensate for their micro-penises.

This you Manky?

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