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Vehicles on a duel carriageway driving side by side


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Guest Erroreptile404
On 1/10/2018 at 12:51 AM, Stubby Pecker said:

As opposed to the string of multiple sourced spunk round your neck?

Unoriginal twat. Sort yourself out  

As opposed to your cock which is perpetually brown from all the multiple public mens toilets shit stabbings you partake in daily shitty pecker? lol

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
On 07/01/2018 at 9:16 PM, Gronda Gronda said:

What goes through the minds of drivers who, in a duel carriageway, feel the need to drive next to the vehicle in the left lane (doing just under the limit) and match their speed?

Referring to the title of this nom, I thought it was about the Stephen Iceberg film starring Marshal McCloud.

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Guest Gronda Gronda
4 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

Referring to the title of this nom, I thought it was about the Stephen Iceberg film starring Marshal McCloud.

Apologies for my awful spelling, Albert.  I was multitasking when I wrote duel instead of dual.  I was advised by wutheringscrote to go to WHSmith and purchase a dictionary.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Apologies for my awful spelling, Albert.  I was multitasking when I wrote duel instead of dual.  I was advised by wutheringscrote to go to WHSmith and purchase a dictionary.

Accepted, have a good day. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

What about cunts who walk side by side on narrow pavements?

Easily sorted...you lay a shoulder into the cunts, put them on the ground then issue a right fucking kicking to them.  In your case, slam your walking frame over their heads until their body is left twitching and and a bloody mess.  

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Guest Gronda Gronda
2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

What about cunts who walk side by side on narrow pavements?

Good point.  Perhaps the best course of action would be to loudly and slowly say EXCUSE ME in an over the top Birmingham accent.

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Guest Lady Penelope
10 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Good point.  Perhaps the best course of action would be to loudly and slowly say EXCUSE ME in an over the top Birmingham accent.

Doesn't work.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
21 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Good point.  Perhaps the best course of action would be to loudly and slowly say EXCUSE ME in an over the top Birmingham accent.

Or get Manky to use his poshest Harpurhey accent!

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Guest Erroreptile404
On 1/11/2018 at 4:46 PM, Stubby Pecker said:

At least I give it a not take it, thats real poofery

Fuck off

Did you collect your cock seekers allowance today?

lol fuuuuck off

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Guest Erroreptile404
4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

There's something fishy about you my boy. I've got my theory's but it's not fucking rocket science

I can see the hamster wheel turning in your head. You're going to say i'm punkape right? lol

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15 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

He’s the most entertaining new cunt in months. 

I’m nominating him for cry baby Quince’s seat at the top table. 

Where is big chief yellow tie? By the way, your unkind 'iron' button reciprocatory reaction to my quite frankly generous like, did not go unnoticed. you fucking little shit.

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45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Where is big chief yellow tie? By the way, your unkind 'iron' button reciprocatory reaction to my quite frankly generous like, did not go unnoticed. you fucking little shit.

Irony. Geddit? 

He’s dead, sent a rather disturbing PM to me and Decs and then went to Japan. 

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On 08/01/2018 at 8:26 AM, Witheredscrote said:

Au contraire. It is called keeping up standards. The corner has fought long and hard to correct Snatch's grammar, and along comes this semi-illiterate cunt, who, it would appear is on the same intellectual level as Snowflake.  fuck off

I'm watching you goose fucking french  cunt keep one eye open........

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