Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Always 20 stones plus and expect everyone to get out of their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 The fat fuckers should take up cycling with compulsory 'Wide Load' signs welded to their arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 It's these twats that take to the roads that boils my piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Manky said: The fat fuckers should take up cycling with compulsory 'Wide Load' signs welded to their arses. I disagree. I would like to see all cyclists put in mobility scooters. Menace of the roads. They know exactly what they're doing as well. Ignorant cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Manky said: The fat fuckers should take up cycling with compulsory 'Wide Load' signs welded to their arses. Torbay is full of them .. I was on the prom at Torre Abbey Sands soon after I came to Torquay and saw two cunts on these scooters pull up, climb off their scooters and start fighting, it ended up with the police coming and arresting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, White van man said: I disagree. I would like to see all cyclists put in mobility scooters. Menace of the roads. They know exactly what they're doing as well. Ignorant cunts White van man? Cunts like you have a monopoly on cuntishness. When I get bored saving the planet with my zero emission motorist annoying lifestyle, I may just start on you Turkish Transit driving mongs, purely as a public service. Even cunts on mobility scooters look down on you pathetic cunts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Your granddaughter and great great grandson Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Your granddaughter and great great grandson Pen? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, Manky said: White van man? Cunts like you have a monopoly on cuntishness. When I get bored saving the planet with my zero emission motorist annoying lifestyle, I may just start on you Turkish Transit driving mongs, purely as a public service. Even cunts on mobility scooters look down on you pathetic cunts.. Us backbone of britain white van drivers would happily pay an extra 1% in tax to build more cycle paths. As long as they led to the edge of a very steep cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 47 minutes ago, Manky said: White van man? Cunts like you have a monopoly on cuntishness. When I get bored saving the planet with my zero emission motorist annoying lifestyle, I may just start on you Turkish Transit driving mongs, purely as a public service. Even cunts on mobility scooters look down on you pathetic cunts.. Well said manky you fucking heroic, albeit northern savage, cunt. All vans in Gloucestershire are fitted with a radar system that allows the 2 GCSE occupants to overtake cyclists on blind corners without disrupting their important job of downloading anal gangrape porn, spending their kids school money at betfred and rolling a fag, drinking a cuppa and wanking off at the same time. A touching bunch of withered flowers marks there roadside graves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well said manky you fucking heroic, albeit northern savage, cunt. All vans in Gloucestershire are fitted with a radar system that allows the 2 GCSE occupants to overtake cyclists on blind corners without disrupting their important job of downloading anal gangrape porn, spending their kids school money at betfred and rolling a fag, drinking a cuppa and wanking off at the same time. A touching bunch of withered flowers marks there roadside graves There Their They're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, White van man said: Us backbone of britain white van drivers would happily pay an extra 1% in tax to build more cycle paths. As long as they led to the edge of a very steep cliff You spastic offspring of Cheshire golfers need a LWB Merc Sprinter to keep your fucking massive ego's in. Probably automatic as well because mentally you couldn't cope with gears, unlike my manual 12 gear bike, (3 at the front and 9 at the back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 at the front and 9 at the back and 1 in the rear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, White van man said: 3 at the front and 9 at the back and 1 in the rear So sticking a dildo on a bike seat is seen as humour by the White Van fraternity. I genuinely fear for the future of our great nation. We, who begat Shakespeare, Chaucer, Milton and Patience Strong are reduced to Miranda Hart level wit. Courtesy of a thick twat in a Renault Kangoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Manky said: So sticking a dildo on a bike seat is seen as humour by the White Van fraternity. I genuinely fear for the future of our great nation. We, who begat Shakespeare, Chaucer, Milton and Patience Strong are reduced to Miranda Hart level wit. Courtesy of a thick twat in a Renault Kangoo. At least Panzerknacker will finally have someone to converse with over the great benefits of van ownership without getting told to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: At least Panzerknacker will finally have someone to converse with over the great benefits of van ownership without getting told to fuck off. Panzerpikey only uses his van for flytipping. There is more work in a sick note. White Van man is probably a serial rapist or abductor. Neither of them would be a loss to society if they went AWOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Manky said: White van man? Cunts like you have a monopoly on cuntishness. When I get bored saving the planet with my zero emission motorist annoying lifestyle, I may just start on you Turkish Transit driving mongs, purely as a public service. Even cunts on mobility scooters look down on you pathetic cunts.. Have to agree white van drivers are the biggest pricks on the road in this country, they're a scourge to mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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