Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Fasten your seat belts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 I think you will find Malaysian Airlines have already cornered the market in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 I think I'd like to see Pen take a Pegasus flight to Malaysia connect to a Mal air then on to some unfriendly tourist locale in the States. If the crashes don't get her, maybe a hostile yank will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 It wasn't terrorism, or an accident, the pilot should be commended , he was just trying to cut out the parasite middlemen, taxi drivers, hotel service staff, no tips or gratuities etc. by getting the passengers to the beach in the quickest time possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Serves them right for being in Turkey. Fucking shithole. No crashes this weekend in any good old Empire countries, or do the call it Commonwealth now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 24 minutes ago, Manky said: Serves them right for being in Turkey. Fucking shithole. No crashes this weekend in any good old Empire countries, or do the call it Commonwealth now? They always coloured the Empire pink on the map back in the day. It's not the colour I'd have chosen, but nobody dared to pick a fight over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They always coloured the Empire pink on the map back in the day. It's not the colour I'd have chosen, but nobody dared to pick a fight over it. Applied psychology. Some thick cunt in a mud hut thinking all the Brits were gay and not just sportsmen (alleged) from flat counties. Simple mistake to make just before death I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 31 minutes ago, Manky said: Applied psychology. Some thick cunt in a mud hut thinking all the Brits were gay and not just sportsmen (alleged) from flat counties. Simple mistake to make just before death I suppose. The shittest empire in history. I can't see how anyone can take pride in conquering vast swathes of uninhabitated lands with no one to put up a fight. Even when they did encounter resistance, it was at the hands of spear chucking savages. And the Irish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: The shittest empire in history. I can't see how anyone can take pride in conquering vast swathes of uninhabitated lands with no one to put up a fight. Even when they did encounter resistance, it was at the hands of spear chucking savages. And the Irish. You must be a foreigner but even that does not excuse your stupidity. The Empire, god bless its cotton socks, was the biggest civilising influence since Adam was a lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Manky said: Serves them right for being in Turkey. Fucking shithole. No crashes this weekend in any good old Empire countries, or do the call it Commonwealth now? You want chili sauce with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: The shittest empire in history. I can't see how anyone can take pride in conquering vast swathes of uninhabitated lands with no one to put up a fight. Even when they did encounter resistance, it was at the hands of spear chucking savages. And the Irish. Some would say "is there a difference"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Manky said: You must be a foreigner but even that does not excuse your stupidity. The Empire, god bless its cotton socks, was the biggest civilising influence since Adam was a lad. Look what's happened to the ex-Empire countries in Africa since they gained independence. How many do not suffer from corruption? It may not have been perfect, but it worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Look what's happened to the ex-Empire countries in Africa since they gained independence. How many do not suffer from corruption? It may not have been perfect, but it worked. Have they turned into 'shithole countries'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Just now, White van man said: Have they turned into 'shithole countries'? Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 23 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Look what's happened to the ex-Empire countries in Africa since they gained independence. How many do not suffer from corruption? It may not have been perfect, but it worked. Hardly. Look at where the Empire has been and look at its legacy. Israel is a complete mess because of the British mandate and it's distinct lack of ability to handle Zionism. Cypus has the only divided capital city on the planet after a divide and rule policy by the British administration caused ethnic tensions between Greeks and Turks. The partition of India amounted to the displacement of millions of people and subsequent tensions between India and Pakistan, and nearly every African state that the British left has either descended into civil war or been brutalised by totalitarian rulers. Not to mention the open wound of Ulster caused by oppressive British policies. It wasn't perfect, and it didn't work, and you're a fucking idiot for suggesting that it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Hardly. Look at where the Empire has been and look at its legacy. Israel is a complete mess because of the British mandate and it's distinct lack of ability to handle Zionism. Cypus has the only divided capital city on the planet after a divide and rule policy by the British administration caused ethnic tensions between Greeks and Turks. The partition of India amounted to the displacement of millions of people and subsequent tensions between India and Pakistan, and nearly every African state that the British left has either descended into civil war or been brutalised by totalitarian rulers. Not to mention the open wound of Ulster caused by oppressive British policies. It wasn't perfect, and it didn't work, and you're a fucking idiot for suggesting that it did. It did work, the Empire where the sun never set, just that the oppressed didn't do as they were told, the fucking idiots. The biggest mistake we did was educating the colonials. Go and suck Corbyn's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hardly. Look at where the Empire has been and look at its legacy. Israel is a complete mess because of the British mandate and it's distinct lack of ability to handle Zionism. Cypus has the only divided capital city on the planet after a divide and rule policy by the British administration caused ethnic tensions between Greeks and Turks. The partition of India amounted to the displacement of millions of people and subsequent tensions between India and Pakistan, and nearly every African state that the British left has either descended into civil war or been brutalised by totalitarian rulers. Not to mention the open wound of Ulster caused by oppressive British policies. It wasn't perfect, and it didn't work, and you're a fucking idiot for suggesting that it did. But... but... but muh jingoism! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 If you buy branded cola you're just a twat. In the old days, supermarket own colas was fuckin poison but not these days. Aldi's own is excellent. VOTE RAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: If you buy branded cola you're just a twat. In the old days, supermarket own colas was fuckin poison but no these days. Aldi's own is excellent. VOTE RAT Whatever happened to Virgin Cola? Aldi's booze has won loads of awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: Whatever happened to Virgin Cola? Got fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: If you buy branded cola you're just a twat. In the old days, supermarket own colas was fuckin poison but no these days. Aldi's own is excellent. VOTE RAT I maybe wrong, but should that be a new nom? Reminds me of that Northern fat fucker with his "rola cola". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: Got fucked By whom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It did work, the Empire where the sun never set, just that the oppressed didn't do as they were told, the fucking idiots. The biggest mistake we did was educating the colonials. Go and suck Corbyn's cock. Made. Are you some kind of imbecile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: I maybe wrong, but should that be a new nom? It should be a fucking banning, that's what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Made. Are you some kind of imbecile? Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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