Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Today's lessons have been cancelled http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42698562 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 These parents had the right idea. All these little cunts should be chained to their beds then they wouldn’t be out on the street shouting and yelling, throwing litter about, playing their shitty braindead music on the bus , shoplifting, mugging old ladies, stabbing each other, throwing acid in cunts faces , walking around with their arses hanging out the back of their strides, talking like Los Angeles gangbangers and generally acting like they own the fucking world. Parents of the year if you ask me. I hope they gave the selfish bastards a good kicking on a daily basis......just to top it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, judgetwi said: These parents had the right idea. All these little cunts should be chained to their beds then they wouldn’t be out on the street shouting and yelling, throwing litter about, playing their shitty braindead music on the bus , shoplifting, mugging old ladies, stabbing each other, throwing acid in cunts faces , walking around with their arses hanging out the back of their strides, talking like Los Angeles gangbangers and generally acting like they own the fucking world. Parents of the year if you ask me. I hope they gave the selfish bastards a good kicking on a daily basis......just to top it off. Yeah! Spare the rod - spoil the child Fucking namby-pamby bleeding hearts make me want to throw up. What's wrong with a bit of muscular Christianity and 'The Terry Waite School of Bedtime Sleeping Arrangements' anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 I wonder if any of them fucked the teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 At my Prep school and public school we were thrashed from the moment we arrived until we reached the sixth house, by which time we were considered adult gentleman and above corporal chastisement. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: At my Prep school and public school we were thrashed from the moment we arrived until we reached the sixth house, by which time we were considered adult gentleman and above corporal chastisement. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Fuck off. Exactly....and look what an amenable well rounded citizen you turned out to be. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Exactly....and look what an amenable well rounded citizen you turned out to be. 🤮 The problem is yourself and your rejection of God and his teachings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: At my Prep school and public school we were thrashed from the moment we arrived until we reached the sixth house, by which time we were considered adult gentleman and above corporal chastisement. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Fuck off. It obviously does no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Apparently, God told them to have 13 children. Why is it always the stupidest fucks he speaks to? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: At my Prep school and public school we were thrashed from the moment we arrived until we reached the sixth house, by which time we were considered adult gentleman and above corporal chastisement. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Fuck off. Do you think that your parents are entitled to a refund? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: These parents had the right idea. All these little cunts should be chained to their beds then they wouldn’t be out on the street shouting and yelling, throwing litter about, playing their shitty braindead music on the bus , shoplifting, mugging old ladies, stabbing each other, throwing acid in cunts faces , walking around with their arses hanging out the back of their strides, talking like Los Angeles gangbangers and generally acting like they own the fucking world. Parents of the year if you ask me. I hope they gave the selfish bastards a good kicking on a daily basis......just to top it off. You still working for OFSTED, Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: These parents had the right idea. All these little cunts should be chained to their beds then they wouldn’t be out on the street shouting and yelling, throwing litter about, playing their shitty braindead music on the bus , shoplifting, mugging old ladies, stabbing each other, throwing acid in cunts faces , walking around with their arses hanging out the back of their strides, talking like Los Angeles gangbangers and generally acting like they own the fucking world. Parents of the year if you ask me. I hope they gave the selfish bastards a good kicking on a daily basis......just to top it off. You still working for OFSTED, JUDGE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently, God told them to have 13 children. Why is it always the stupidest fucks he speaks to? He told me to fuck off once. Made me fall off the church roof and nearly losing the lead I'd ripped up. Luckily some cunt who was stealing the collection plate broke my fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: The problem is yourself and your rejection of God and his teachings. ...but on the Sabbath you indulge in golf and gluttony. Surely this a rejection of God's teachings (Isaiah 58:13)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...but on the Sabbath you indulge in golf and gluttony. Surely this a rejection of God's teachings (Isaiah 58:13)? Like all religious people, the holy book is God's divine word and the absolute truth, but it can be followed or dismissed a la carte depending on which bits you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently, God told them to have 13 children. Why is it always the stupidest fucks he speaks to? I'm only amazed he chose to impart something as sanguine as 'tie your children to a radiator' as opposed to the 'Go murder t'prostitutes' line he gave to Peter Sutcliffe. It's never 'here's the cure for cancer' is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: The problem is yourself and your rejection of God and his teachings. Allah, blessings and peace be upon him, is the one and only true god Infidel. How many golf clubs can there be in Cheshire? Me and my AK47 are gonna go postal on every single one of them until we get to you, insh’allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Allah, blessings and peace be upon him, is the one and only true god Infidel. How many golf clubs can there be in Cheshire? Me and my AK47 are gonna go postal on every single one of them until we get to you, insh’allah. Declare a fatwah on Rupert Bear trousers just to be on the safe side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) I don't blame your teachers for their brutality. If I had to educate a pretentious, buck toothed little "Just William" cunt who insisted on wearing tight short-trousers regardless of the weather, I'd want to kick the fuck out of them too. Edited January 16, 2018 by Decimus Quoted Punkqueer but quote has disappeared. Admin, suck my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Punkape said: At my Prep school and public school we were thrashed from the moment we arrived until we reached the sixth house, by which time we were considered adult gentleman and above corporal chastisement. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Fuck off. You really are a spectacularly fucking stupid shit-cunt wanker. I fucking detest you and all you stand for. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Punkape said: At my Prep school and public school we were thrashed from the moment we arrived until we reached the sixth house, by which time we were considered adult gentleman and above corporal chastisement. Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Fuck off. Sounds a bit 'gay' to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Go murder t'prostitutes' Just remember, don't fuck 'em first, that's a sin. It's OK after they're dead, though, 'appen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 If not, nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 Pens minge on its annual openning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Are you suggesting that his father sucks one half back up his japs eye, while mummy slurpingly re-queefs the other cunt half right back up the sarlaak? I havn't a clue what you just said but i'll have some of what your having! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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