Cap'n Cunt Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 I have a Citroën C8 and I can get at least ten dead prostitutes in the back. Beat that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I have a Citroën C8 and I can get at least ten dead prostitutes in the back. Beat that. I bet Neil has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I have a Citroën C8 and I can get at least ten dead prostitutes in the back. Beat that. Rolled in carpet, or loose. Their brochure doesn't say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 On 31/01/2018 at 10:18 PM, cuntspotter said: My 15 yr old fiat doblo is a reliable little motor. This your car Spot? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-42917101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I don't doubt Fatty owns the car. I'm just sure he's the kind of cunt who owns a car four times the value of his council house. He can barely able to afford the monthly payments on it, whilst his horrible offspring are forced to eat gruel and wear clothes out their school's lost property bin. Eventually Eddie will cut his zero hours contract. The fat cunt will then miss a payment, realise the car is getting repossessed and spend his last few quid filling up the tank (the car just sits on his little driveway most of the time) before necking a bottle of bootleg Glens vodka and driving it into a fucking wall. His children rejoice. So long bill, you stupid fucking prick. You won't be missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 6 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I don't doubt Fatty owns the car. I'm just sure he's the kind of cunt who owns a car four times the value of his council house. He can barely able to afford the monthly payments on it, whilst his horrible offspring are forced to eat gruel and wear clothes out their school's lost property bin. Eventually Eddie will cut his zero hours contract. The fat cunt will then miss a payment, realise the car is getting repossessed and spend his last few quid filling up the tank (the car just sits on his little driveway most of the time) before necking a bottle of bootleg Glens vodka and driving it into a fucking wall. His children rejoice. You can do better than that Stickers!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Fatty said: You can do better than that Stickers!!!!!! I wasn't sure about it to be honest. The bit about the lost property bin was pretty good though, admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 On 01/02/2018 at 8:13 AM, Witheredscrote said: Whilst everybody is talking complete bollocks about cars, can I just add that French cars are the best in the world. Fuck off Fatty Never in the history of the automobile has anything good been made by the French, except the Peugeot 205 GTI. Merde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Rolled in carpet, or loose. Their brochure doesn't say. Ten rolled in carpet, and I'd guess an extra five with a bit of dismemberment. Will confirm actual figures on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 11 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I don't doubt Fatty owns the car. I'm just sure he's the kind of cunt who owns a car four times the value of his council house. He can barely able to afford the monthly payments on it, whilst his horrible offspring are forced to eat gruel and wear clothes out their school's lost property bin. Eventually Eddie will cut his zero hours contract. The fat cunt will then miss a payment, realise the car is getting repossessed and spend his last few quid filling up the tank (the car just sits on his little driveway most of the time) before necking a bottle of bootleg Glens vodka and driving it into a fucking wall. His children rejoice. Rude, especially from a tenant, albeit with his own front room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Rude, especially from a tenant, albeit with his own front room. He said monthly payments? Paid in cash the soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fatty said: He said monthly payments? Paid in cash the soppy cunt Take it easy fatty, bill is from the rental generation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Take it easy fatty, bill is from the rental generation... People try to put us d-down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: People try to put us d-down... Talking bout the over 50's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Talking bout the over 50's.... Hope I die before I get mould. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Fatty said: He said monthly payments? Paid in cash the soppy cunt Thickers pays for most things in life through the ingestion of spunk whereas you work for free I've heard, lest it's back to you eastern block/central Asian dump. Does Eddie tie you up at night, you jug eared retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thickers pays for most things in life through the ingestion of spunk whereas you work for free I've heard, lest it's back to you eastern block/central Asian dump. Does Eddie tie you up at night, you jug eared retard? Work for free? Bought the motor with part of the quarterly dividend shit head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, Fatty said: Work for free? Bought the motor with part of the quarterly dividend shit head A likely story. We all know you bunk down in a moulding old caravan round the back of eddies workshop until the heartless cunt yells at you to clean another car. He's told me he's going to sell you to the local pikeys. Or kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A likely story. We all know you bunk down in a moulding old caravan round the back of eddies workshop until the heartless cunt yells at you to clean another car. He's told me he's going to sell you to the local pikeys. Or kill you. That's a half truth, dirty grass.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Never in the history of the automobile has anything good been made by the French, except the Peugeot 205 GTI. Merde. I loved my Citroen GSA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 I had a Renault 5 once, which is one of the reasons I commute to work in all types of shitty weather on a bicycle. It reminds me that it could be a lot worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 15 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Never in the history of the automobile has anything good been made by the French, except the Peugeot 205 GTI. Merde. Oh, I dunno, the Citroen DS and 2CV were innovative cars for their time, the Renault Espace redefined the MPV concept and tough Peugeot diesels conquered the world just to give a few examples. Aside from all that France still has a volume motor manufacturing industry, unlike Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 On Thursday, February 01, 2018 at 8:13 AM, Witheredscrote said: Whilst everybody is talking complete bollocks about cars, can I just add that French cars are the best in the world. Fuck off Fatty The French are about as good at making cars as they are at not getting embarrassingly beaten in the closing seconds of a rugby match. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 02/02/2018 at 10:35 PM, Stubby Pecker said: A likely story. We all know you bunk down in a moulding old caravan round the back of eddies workshop until the heartless cunt yells at you to clean another car. He's told me he's going to sell you to the local pikeys. Or kill you. Eddie is a pikey, but a filthy rich pikey, we have so much money it’s quite frankly embarrassing but hey ho, now fuck off you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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