Last Cunt Standing Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Oh dear me Gavin, what have you done? A few months in HMP will wipe that smile off your face I fancy. Ask nicely, maybe you can bunk up with Assange and swap stories, though if he suggests redecorating the cell I’d decline. And just who is going to feed your pet tarantula? Daft Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 He swore on his children's lives that he did not do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 hours ago, The Guard said: He swore on his children's lives that he did not do it. Nothing can hold back an ambitious politician more than children. Smart career move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 Well well, Gavin and Cronos the spider get to hang out with all the Guardianistas at the Department for Education. If that’s not a statement of the unholy mess Britain is in, I don’t know what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If that’s not a statement of the unholy mess Britain is in, I don’t know what it is. I can't wait until dingos eat your grandchildren. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't wait until dingos eat your grandchildren. Not possible in this universe old son. I have none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Not possible in this universe old son. I have none. Curses, foiled again. Wait, perhaps you could adopt one? Or at least kidnap one, there's a lot of backpackers go missing down your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Curses, foiled again. Wait, perhaps you could adopt one? Or at least kidnap one, there's a lot of backpackers go missing down your way. I would not be in favour of going after his non-grandchildren. Rather I would have LCS bound arms and feet coated with eucalyptus oil and fed to starving koalas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 On 02/02/2018 at 07:45, judgetwi said: Gavin has the look of a time share salesman about him, the kind of bloke who, on introduction, makes you reach for your wallet just to ensure that it’s still there. Considering he only became an MP in 2010 Gavin has made a remarkably rapid rise to the top which, in the dirty world of politics, marks him out as a top class cunt. As the OP suggests this cunt knows where the bodies are buried. In addition, anybody who keeps a fucking big hairy arachnid as a pet is a cunt who has serious mental health issues. Excellent nomination, serious fucking cunt who needs watching as well as a good bollock kicking. Judge, I’m by now quite familiar with your views on Mayor of London Mr Khan, may I enquire as to your views on the new Chancellor of The Exchequer, currently squinting through Boris’ first time at the Despatch Box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Judge, I’m by now quite familiar with your views on Mayor of London Mr Khan, may I enquire as to your views on the new Chancellor of The Exchequer, currently squinting through Boris’ first time at the Despatch Box? Being as you have fucked of to become southern cunt's toyboy its fuck all to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Judge, I’m by now quite familiar with your views on Mayor of London Mr Khan, may I enquire as to your views on the new Chancellor of The Exchequer, currently squinting through Boris’ first time at the Despatch Box? You certainly may but I have no idea why you would be interested in my opinion on anything. But as you have asked it would be fucking rude not to reply. Firstly the cunt is a banker by trade. A board member of Deutschebank and the youngest Vice President of Chase Manhattan. That arouses my suspicions straight away. Secondly, I wonder why this cunt goes into politics when he could earn 20 times as much in the world he knows so well. Thirdly, I wonder why a rich cunt votes remoan and then changes his mind. A poor cunt I understand but a rich cunt? That doesn’t make sense. Fourthly, he is a follower of the Islamic ideology. No matter what he says now he was brought up in that world and I don’t trust him. Sure, those cunts have good historical reasons for hating us but it wasn’t me or mine who fucked them. If they took out some cunt like Blair i’d be celebrating right alongside them. In the meantime I hate and fear them.......Islamophobia as you would call it. A cunt like him shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the reins of power but the good people of Bromsgrove chose to elect him. Unlike you I still believe in democracy (for the time being) so I have to put up with the cunt. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: You certainly may but I have no idea why you would be interested in my opinion on anything. But as you have asked it would be fucking rude not to reply. Firstly the cunt is a banker by trade. A board member of Deutschebank and the youngest Vice President of Chase Manhattan. That arouses my suspicions straight away. Secondly, I wonder why this cunt goes into politics when he could earn 20 times as much in the world he knows so well. Thirdly, I wonder why a rich cunt votes remoan and then changes his mind. A poor cunt I understand but a rich cunt? That doesn’t make sense. Fourthly, he is a follower of the Islamic ideology. No matter what he says now he was brought up in that world and I don’t trust him. Sure, those cunts have good historical reasons for hating us but it wasn’t me or mine who fucked them. If they took out some cunt like Blair i’d be celebrating right alongside them. In the meantime I hate and fear them.......Islamophobia as you would call it. A cunt like him shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the reins of power but the good people of Bromsgrove chose to elect him. Unlike you I still believe in democracy (for the time being) so I have to put up with the cunt. Hope this helps. Thought so. I don’t like the cunt either. This common ground stuff is easier than I thought.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 This cunt has been on the radar for years, but look at him now, arguing that 2m is not 2m and floundering about like a newly landed Tuna. Even by modern standards he’s an epic fail of a man. Keep an eye on the cunt, that’s all I’m saying. Fireplace Salesman of the year, 2007. Aim high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 The only working class Tory biscuit in the Kitchen Kabinet proves that stupidity is not inborn. Education is beyond him as was the Grammar School head start he so richly deserved. The drip looks like he had his first drink last week and as for muff. Any suggestions. I hear he is looking on CC for a like minded for a no strings attached relationship due to the large number of strings his boss has tied round his bollocks. Shouldn't take him too long considering some of the shits on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 40 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Shouldn't take him too long considering some of the shits on this site. Better be careful then, I imagine he'll home straight in on the sort of effete fop who chooses a Byronic user name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Better be careful then, I imagine he'll home straight in on the sort of effete fop who chooses a Byronic user name. He probably has a club foot and an unhealthy interest in Greek houseboys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He probably has a club foot and an unhealthy interest in Greek houseboys. What do you think about HBO banning Gone with the Wind Eric? It'll be Zulu next. "Look outs report White middle class lefty snowflakes to the Southwest. Thaasands of 'em". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you think about HBO banning Gone with the Wind Eric? It'll be Zulu next. "Look outs report White middle class lefty snowflakes to the Southwest. Thaasands of 'em". I watched an episode of Love thy neighbour last night. Even funnier than I had hoped. I’m gonna look up a bit of Till death us do part tonight. “Bleedin Alf Garnett inn oy” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you think about HBO banning Gone with the Wind Eric? It'll be Zulu next. "Look outs report White middle class lefty snowflakes to the Southwest. Thaasands of 'em". Along with Tom & Jerry, little Britain, and anything else conceived of by whitey. Welcome to 'The Planet Of The Apes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Better be careful then, I imagine he'll home straight in on the sort of effete fop who chooses a Byronic user name. I thought you recognised me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: I watched an episode of Love thy neighbour last night. Even funnier than I had hoped. I’m gonna look up a bit of Till death us do part tonight. “Bleedin Alf Garnett inn oy” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I thought you recognised me. The avatar was a dead giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The avatar was a dead giveaway. Yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 17 hours ago, King Billy said: I watched an episode of Love thy neighbour last night. Even funnier than I had hoped. I’m gonna look up a bit of Till death us do part tonight. “Bleedin Alf Garnett inn oy” This is exactly what I thought when Glos were knocked out of the Royal London 50 over cup a few years back by Kent and their bastard mercenary kolpak South African cunt "Bloody Kuhn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This is exactly what I thought when Glos were knocked out of the Royal London 50 over cup a few years back by Kent and their bastard mercenary kolpak South African cunt "Bloody Kuhn" Fucking hate Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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