Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Can you imagine, as a kid, going into his shop and asking for a Black Jack, and being confronted with a 7ft Nigerian with a hard on. Punkers has just spunked his load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Reported Shoosh woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 37 minutes ago, Neil said: Shoosh woman Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Gavin has the look of a time share salesman about him, the kind of bloke who, on introduction, makes you reach for your wallet just to ensure that it’s still there. Considering he only became an MP in 2010 Gavin has made a remarkably rapid rise to the top which, in the dirty world of politics, marks him out as a top class cunt. As the OP suggests this cunt knows where the bodies are buried. In addition, anybody who keeps a fucking big hairy arachnid as a pet is a cunt who has serious mental health issues. Excellent nomination, serious fucking cunt who needs watching as well as a good bollock kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Our Adrian Mole-esque Defence Secretary is now exercising his gonads by taking to a podium telling the Ruskies to “go away and shut up”, in the manner of a bed wetting first-year begging for his lunch money to be returned by a group of bigger boys just before they knock his teeth in. The world has never been as dangerous since the 1980s and in charge of our defence we have a pubescent cunt who is four elderberry gins away from transitioning into a very ugly woman. Expect a couple of hundred T14’s moving on Estonia anytime soon. Anyone want to buy a house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Our Adrian Mole-esque Defence Secretary is now exercising his gonads by taking to a podium telling the Ruskies to “go away and shut up”, in the manner of a bed wetting first-year begging for his lunch money to be returned by a group of bigger boys just before they knock his teeth in. The world has never been as dangerous since the 1980s and in charge of our defence we have a pubescent cunt who is four elderberry gins away from transitioning into a very ugly woman. Expect a couple of hundred T14’s moving on Estonia anytime soon. Anyone want to buy a house? How much? Wait a minute . . . . . . . . . . , I don't have the cash and won't get a mortgage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Imagine the situation if comrade Corbyn and his politburo of wet farts was in control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 29 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Imagine the situation if comrade Corbyn and his politburo of wet farts was in control. It might be more effective if Corby was in control tbh as all Putin is doing is laffin at the Billy Beef response from the present government. 47 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Our Adrian Mole-esque Defence Secretary is now exercising his gonads by taking to a podium telling the Ruskies to “go away and shut up”, in the manner of a bed wetting first-year begging for his lunch money to be returned by a group of bigger boys just before they knock his teeth in. The world has never been as dangerous since the 1980s and in charge of our defence we have a pubescent cunt who is four elderberry gins away from transitioning into a very ugly woman. Expect a couple of hundred T14’s moving on Estonia anytime soon. Anyone want to buy a house? The west has kidded itself about Russia since the "fall of communism", communism did not fall, all they did was relabel it and the same cunts are in charge with exactly the same attitudes and beliefs that they had prior to the "fall of communism" .. the cunts that he is killing off here are mostly criminals who should not be here anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Corbyn would be the same, all piss and wind, from what I've seen of the bloke he means well but is well out of his depth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Corbyn would be the same, all piss and wind, from what I've seen of the bloke he means well but is well out of his depth. Any leader who be out of their depth regarding a practical response to Putin's Russia .. where Corbyn is right is that we have run down diplomatic services that could have potentially have given us a better foreknowledge of events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Any leader who be out of their depth regarding a practical response to Putin's Russia .. where Corbyn is right is that we have run down diplomatic services that could have potentially have given us a better foreknowledge of events. Beg pardon My Lady. Total fucking bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Any leader who be out of their depth regarding a practical response to Putin's Russia .. where Corbyn is right is that we have run down diplomatic services that could have potentially have given us a better foreknowledge of events. It doesn't take much intellect to figure out that a former spy will be a target for retribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Beg pardon My Lady. Total fucking bullshit. What would be your practical response to Putin be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 46 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: ...the cunts that he is killing off here are mostly criminals who should not be here anyway. That's not really the point. Whilst one may argue (without any real conviction) the legitimacy of nations exercising house-cleaning ops on foreign soil, the bigger and more serious issue is the reckless use of indiscriminate weapons in settling scores moreover with weapons that Russia is prohibited from stockpiling by the Chemical Weapons Convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That's not really the point. Whilst one may argue (without any real conviction) the legitimacy of nations exercising house-cleaning ops on foreign soil, the bigger and more serious issue is the reckless use of indiscriminate weapons in settling scores moreover with weapons that Russia is prohibited by the Chemical Weapons Convention from stockpiling. But they are are ignoring those conventions and there is nothing that we as a nation on our own can do about it. And NO it does not strengthen the argument to remain part of the EU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 I told you before this stupid little cunt was dangerous. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/11/gavin-williamson-defence-policy-uk He’s now happily sending off our aircraft carrier to protect international waters in the South China Sea and making all sorts of bellicose fart noises about “projecting hard power” and “standing up to rogue nations”. Listen hard enough and you’ll hear laughter in The Kremlin. They are still googling him in Beijing, so give it a day before they piss themselves. I know in Goveland we are all apparently sick of experts, but fuck me, this guy is setting new incompetence Pb’s weekly. Who does he think he is? The combined might of our defenestrated Armed Forces would be lucky to stop traffic on the M5. Apparently at one recent meeting he suggested arming Gibraltar residents with paintball guns to shoot at the regular Spanish Navy harassment operation, to collective eye rolling from the gold braid gang. Be it Grayling, Javid or Williamson, this is the standard of British leaders these days, and it’s genuinely quite scary. What has happened to us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I told you before this stupid little cunt was dangerous. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/11/gavin-williamson-defence-policy-uk He’s now happily sending off our aircraft carrier to protect international waters in the South China Sea and making all sorts of bellicose fart noises about “projecting hard power” and “standing up to rogue nations”. Listen hard enough and you’ll hear laughter in The Kremlin. They are still googling him in Beijing, so give it a day before they piss themselves. I know in Goveland we are all apparently sick of experts, but fuck me, this guy is setting new incompetence Pb’s weekly. Who does he think he is? The combined might of our defenestrated Armed Forces would be lucky to stop traffic on the M5. Apparently at one recent meeting he suggested arming Gibraltar residents with paintball guns to shoot at the regular Spanish Navy harassment operation, to collective eye rolling from the gold braid gang. Be it Grayling, Javid or Williamson, this is the standard of British leaders these days, and it’s genuinely quite scary. What has happened to us? It makes me feel like taking a bath but I agree with the analysis in the article. The day of the carrier is over. The guidance systems on modern missiles are too accurate and even with a destroyer screen they are nothing more than a floating PR disaster if an modern enemy submarine gets a whiff. Gavin is the type of Westminster cunt who would load big Lizzie up with a couple of thousand RM and as many aircraft as possible then have the fucker sailed to within pissing distance of Shanghai. When the chinks get the arsehole and send out a couple of destroyers to defend what the see as their territorial waters, Gavin and the rest of the cowardly cunts in Whitehall will order it to immediately do a runner making us the laughing stock of the entire world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Gavins, Jason's, Gerald's, Jakes and these fucking twats with surnames as first names all need to be exterminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: making us the laughing stock of the entire world. Aren’t we there already? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 On 01/02/2018 at 20:27, Witheredscrote said: Can you imagine, as a kid, going into his shop and asking for a Black Jack, and being confronted with a 7ft Nigerian with a hard on. Sounds like Kunta Kinte has resurfaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 On 01/02/2018 at 09:01, Last Cunt Standing said: This prick is in dire need of a cunting - perm any three from the following; Firstly he’s the sort of oily Cunt who should be flogging Citroen motors to the mentally ill. He looks like he’s traumatised by the inexplicable hair starting to appear in his groin. Before joining the drone army, the Cunt worked for Elgin & Hall, purveyors of fireplaces to Golf clubs and upper class twits the world over. He thinks having a pet spider makes him look hard, not ten. He thinks terrifying us all that the Russians are coming will stop us wondering why our entire Navy is in port, leaking and in need of retrofit upgrades. An ex Chief Whip, he knows which of his colleagues are prone to lingerie and tangerine parties with rent boys, and will use this as leverage when Auntie Terry gurns her way into early retirement. He’s thinks his colleagues aren’t laughing themselves silly at his Comprehensive school/ Bradford University CV, as he paints himself as a normal bloke. I’d love to take a blowtorch to him. Cunt. I fear that the Brexit might also be an exit from commonsense over our place in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 On 01/02/2018 at 15:28, Last Cunt Standing said: (c) Bernard Manning, 1979. Apparently Big Ted Heath rang him after the 1974 election and opened breathlessly with the line "Jeremy, I'm Hung..", which the unfortunate Mr Thorpe misinterpreted so badly he didn't get a look around Morning Cloud with Roger the Cabin Boy that year. There's a lot of trying hard in this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 13/02/2019 at 23:36, Crab said: There's a lot of trying hard in this post. Don’t blame me, blame big Bernard, from who the line was nicked. He’d call you a soft Cunt as well, if he wasn’t dead. Fuck orf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 A trifling individual of no worth whatsoever. A thoroughgoing cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Yet more proof that this snivelling cunt needs watching closely. He is quite literally on manoeuvres. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6714635/Ex-Head-Army-slams-Defence-Secretary-China.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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