Neil Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Having just eaten in his two Michelin star establishment I can see how the ex fat cunt lost 12 stone,eating his own miniscule sized portions the tight fisted cheffy cuntard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Having just eaten in his two Michelin star establishment I can see how the ex fat cunt lost 12 stone,eating his own miniscule sized portions the tight fisted cheffy cuntard Michelin stars only indicate the level of cuntishness a chef has achieved. Portion sizes are important...but there seems to be only two options on opposite ends. The yanks and there never ending fucking bowl....versus these artsy fucking wank sticks and their Ethiopian starvation centre sizes. Somewhere, in the middle of all that, is the right size dish for amount of money paid out for the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 30 minutes ago, Neil said: Having just eaten in his two Michelin star establishment I can see how the ex fat cunt lost 12 stone,eating his own miniscule sized portions the tight fisted cheffy cuntard I'd hardly class it as eating in his restaurant. The image of your fat fucking hairy arse being stuck up in the air whilst you're face down in his wheelie bin licking a three day old bit of cod makes me feel fucking physically sick. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 33 minutes ago, Neil said: Having just eaten in his two Michelin star establishment I can see how the ex fat cunt lost 12 stone,eating his own miniscule sized portions the tight fisted cheffy cuntard I wouldn't eat anything that slap-headed AIDS-looking wanker had touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Michelin stars only indicate the level of cuntishness a chef has achieved. Portion sizes are important...but there seems to be only two options on opposite ends. The yanks and there never ending fucking bowl....versus these artsy fucking wank sticks and their Ethiopian starvation centre sizes. Somewhere, in the middle of all that, is the right size dish for amount of money paid out for the shit. Fucking hell you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking hell you stupid cunt. Another fresh, original contribution Frank! You watery fucking spack, you've completely lost your touch. Please die, tonight preferably! Prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Another fresh, original contribution Frank! You watery fucking spack, you've completely lost your touch. Please die, tonight preferably! Prick Stop being such a wet over-sensitive tart and look at the fucking dross that you write.. ‘oooohh in the middle is the right size dish for amount of money paid out’. Come on wiz for Christ’s sake, you’ve got to be a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd hardly class it as eating in his restaurant. The image of your fat fucking hairy arse being stuck up in the air whilst you're face down in his wheelie bin licking a three day old bit of cod makes me feel fucking physically sick. Every single nook and cranny of my keyboard is absolutely brimming with vomit. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Having just eaten in his two Michelin star establishment I can see how the ex fat cunt lost 12 stone,eating his own miniscule sized portions the tight fisted cheffy cuntard I feel your angst at shelling out a small fortune for a poxy sized meal no matter how good it tastes or which celebrity slap head cooked it. Eat big or go home is my motto and I have no love for this kerrigde wanker. I love living in the west but the modern derivations of a once lovely accent, Bristol being a prime example and ex bloater kerridge it's most prominent exponent, makes me want to source an industrial quantity of poison for the local water supply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd hardly class it as eating in his restaurant. The image of your fat fucking hairy arse being stuck up in the air whilst you're face down in his wheelie bin licking a three day old bit of cod makes me feel fucking physically sick. Made your cock sick, I’ll wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Every single nook and cranny of my keyboard is absolutely brimming with vomit. Fuck you. Cock vomit, I’ll wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 It all comes out brown no matter how much it costs or how good it tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It all comes out brown no matter how much it costs or how good it tastes. What exactky are you referring to here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Neil said: Having just eaten in his two Michelin star establishment I can see how the ex fat cunt lost 12 stone,eating his own miniscule sized portions the tight fisted cheffy cuntard More fool you for visiting his establishment. Just because he has Michelin stars and appears on the telly, you, sheep like had to go. I'm guessing you didn't give him a "like" on Faceache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What exactky are you referring to here? I think you know old bean- a Quincy poo for drunkard drew Note my gentlemanly ignoring of your dog shite spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: More fool you for visiting his establishment. Just because he has Michelin stars and appears on the telly, you, sheep like had to go. I'm guessing you didn't give him a "like" on Faceache? The only establishment I'd like to see you in is a shower room with zyklon b 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: The only establishment I'd like to see you in is a shower room with zyklon b I'm immune to it you fucking loafer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Note my gentlemanly ignoring of your dog shite spelling Note my gentlemanly ignoring of your dog shite punctuation, i.e. no full stop at the end of the sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 On 08/02/2018 at 9:21 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I think you know old bean- a Quincy poo for drunkard drew Note my gentlemanly ignoring of your dog shite spelling Obvioububly I know how to spell exactly. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Obvioububly I know how to spell exactly. Cunt Quince, Bill is on the firm washing the fat man's car. Frank is in charge of HR, all that' left is a director of investment, are you interested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Quince, Bill is on the firm washing the fat man's car. Frank is in charge of HR, all that' left is a director of investment, are you interested? You're not going anywhere with this Eddie. You should go to bed because you're a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You're not going anywhere with this Eddie. You should go to bed because you're a fucking idiot. Noted. Of course you're right, I have made the right decision putting you in charge of HR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Quince, Bill is on the firm washing the fat man's car. Frank is in charge of HR, all that' left is a director of investment, are you interested? It behooves you to ask the question, as I am by far the most qualified, and also I am amazed that spell checker permitted the word behooves, I was never sure about it. I just sold a building to John Leslie, the pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, Frank said: You're not going anywhere with this Eddie. You should go to bed because you're a fucking idiot. Clean your act up and look sharp. I’ve had enough of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 And the cunt wanted £20 for a 175ml glass of Chardonnay.On a positive note I've just checked the bill and the cunt left a main meal off,his loss the slap headed fucking whale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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